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KingSobieski 09-26-2017 09:20

Next stage of life
 
Fathering a child with a Japanese milf 10years older than me. That's right, there's going to be a prince Sobieski.


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Falhawk 09-26-2017 09:26

you're supposed to marry women younger than you are

Rev_Night 09-26-2017 09:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 18832605)
you're supposed to marry women younger than you are


~dickschnitzel~ 09-26-2017 09:55

pics

BeLiaL 09-26-2017 10:40

why are you ppl talking about marriage

OP didn't say anything about being married to her

Paladin-5 09-26-2017 11:10

congrats, enjoy the ride

Brasstax 09-26-2017 11:54

Nice job sperm boy.

Ronnie Dobbs 09-26-2017 12:30

a milf so she all ready has kids

this ones prob not even yours

enjoy making 50 cents on the dollar for the next 20 years

havax 09-26-2017 12:39

Lol you're ****ed bro

Smiling Canadian 09-26-2017 14:47

I thought this was a Togo thread...

Amadeus 09-26-2017 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs (Post 18832634)
a milf so she all ready has kids

this ones prob not even yours

enjoy making 20 cents on the dollar for the next 50 years

fixed

Dangerdoggie 09-26-2017 15:05

she saw you coming

SuperTrap 09-26-2017 15:08

hook
line
and sinker

Osiris 09-26-2017 15:56

Wheres the ****ing pics

SirBatesAlot 09-26-2017 16:24

Gj cuck, drink water

Brasstax 09-27-2017 01:46

Hey King - you should help NGFM get setup with an Asian wife. I have this feeling it would be awesome. I am rarely wrong about such matters.

(o "waywee wong" in azn)

Plasmatic 09-27-2017 03:17

(thread backfiring)

The Magical Zoo 09-27-2017 03:23

chances of OP story being real: 19%

Rayn 09-27-2017 07:39

the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.

frozen-rain 09-27-2017 07:50

dam son thats a bit 2 real right now ya know

Goshin 09-27-2017 09:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayn (Post 18833008)
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.

take out a LTC policy in your late 30s or 40s and dont worry about nursing care

~dickschnitzel~ 09-27-2017 10:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayn (Post 18833008)
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.

or maybe dont be a **** parent and they'll love u

KingSobieski 09-27-2017 10:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Magical Zoo (Post 18832993)
chances of OP story being real: 19%

I was working in Japan for two months, met this girl on Tinder, we were hanging out around Yokohama - after returning home, she came to visit me for 2 weeks in the USA. She went home two weeks ago and we kept talking, now she is saying her stomach hurts and she took a test yesterday that came back positive. Right now she's got a 3 year old from her old marriage. So long as the none stop BJ's keep coming everything will be OK.

As far as her taking advantage of the situation - i don't think so - I don't earn very much $$$, live in the ghetto, and drive a 15year old Hyundai Elantra. She's a contractor for back-end web development and runs a property management business with 2 employees.

I'm reading that the chances of miscarriage skyrocket after 40 - which is a good thing maybe a 50% chance. Bad thing is if this kid goes full term there's a down-syndrome chance of 1 in 100.

Brasstax 09-27-2017 10:30

Carve her a dildo out of pine.

Thingfish 09-27-2017 10:36

Sobieski squirts; stomach hurts

BeLiaL 09-27-2017 10:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~dickschnitzel~ (Post 18833024)
or maybe dont be a **** parent and they'll love u

ya never know


my parents were great, and i will take care of them, but my brother does not feel the same

KingSobieski 09-27-2017 10:37

My house is in a continual state of deconstruction. Refinishing the pine staircase now. Thread to soon follow.

She'd said she had trouble conceiving and needed one of those artificial implants or whatever. I thought I was good2go with pumping her full. I should've known that my seed would be so tenacious. Sometimes I even impress myself :)

dubsack 09-27-2017 11:13

Togo all over again.

Denver 09-27-2017 18:09

To be fair japanese 40-year old look like they're 25... until it all changes.

speaking of which.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS4CvCGFyqc

Zomnivore 09-28-2017 07:05

I guess she just wanted to go to America and get big American penis, because Japanese man, they have such small penis.

You big American man with such large penis fill womb full of baby. Much baby be had.

coombz 09-28-2017 07:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayn (Post 18833008)
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.

so what you're saying is, you're enjoying marriage? :D

ArakAtak 09-28-2017 07:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingSobieski (Post 18833026)
So long as the none stop BJ's keep coming everything will be OK.

PRO TIP

They won't.
It won't.

KingSobieski 09-28-2017 09:23

when she's screaming **** ME HORSE **** ME HORSE **** ME HORSE - its kind of hard not to bust inside yknow.

Kerosene31 09-28-2017 10:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-lqz-Fp0r4

Don't even need the marriage for her to get half.

And my god you think the BJs will keep coming?? :rofl:

KingSobieski 09-28-2017 10:41

shes really into BDSM and she likes to role play as the HR manager and I'm the distracted and always late slacker employee and I have to go to her office every day to talk about work place discipline - but then things get out of hand. She really enjoys torture by ice cube and digging her nails into my back until it starts to bleed.

I really think this is the lady I want to settle down with - she just gets me.

dubsack 09-28-2017 10:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingSobieski (Post 18833570)
shes really into BDSM and she likes to role play as the HR manager and I'm the distracted and always late slacker employee and I have to go to her office every day to talk about work place discipline - but then things get out of hand. She really enjoys torture by ice cube and digging her nails into my back until it starts to bleed.

I really think this is the lady I want to settle down with - she just gets me.

This ***** is pegging you, isn't she?

2good@tribes.com 09-28-2017 16:14

almost positive this is the same guy who made a thread on trying desperately to land a minimum wage job only a few months ago

from jobless basement dweller to father in a few months

interesting

SuperTrap 09-28-2017 17:52

Why work? Get a wife, a couple of kids. You make 30 grand a year off of welfare. More than what they can make working.

What is the incentive to go to work?

havax 09-28-2017 17:56

pride?

lol yeah right like these cucks have any of that

Dangerdoggie 09-28-2017 18:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayn (Post 18833008)
the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWm0Q7hdkc


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