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Falhawk 06-24-2008 14:44

the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

nigafool 06-24-2008 14:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 13370396)
sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

you posting this is getting played out

GraphiX 06-24-2008 14:46

:huh:

Jislan 06-24-2008 14:47

for example: I would like to hear about ngfm's time spent as the dolphins mascot

Diablo Escobar 06-24-2008 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by nigafool (Post 13370405)
you posting this is getting played out

plus it is 100% wrong

nigafool 06-24-2008 14:51

that too

i won't argue with him about that, though

he is not the only one who doesn't understand the redeeming qualities NGFM often displays accidentally

Rorschach 06-24-2008 14:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by nigafool (Post 13370426)
that too

i won't argue with him about that, though

he is not the only one who doesn't understand the redeeming qualities NGFM often displays accidentally

The only thing I can think about his redeeming qualities is that he, like Jon from Garfield, is consistently kind and aloof.

But, I mean NGFM is so far out of the loop he has ceased being human.

nigafool 06-24-2008 14:59

case in point

samUwell 06-24-2008 15:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by nigafool (Post 13370098)
he already did

oh ****.... really? ive read this thread from page one and somehow i missed it. i saw the guy that was giving gon **** many years ago posted but i didnt see gon.

btw- if you dont mind answering, whats his new login name?

Kelven 06-24-2008 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by fraggle (Post 13368677)
Part IX





One day in an applied psychology class, for the first time in his life, Gon spoke to a girl! Soon after they had sex, just once, and it wasn't great. Thus begins and ends the sex life of Gon to date.



:lol:

Jislan 06-24-2008 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by samUwell (Post 13370466)
btw- if you dont mind answering, whats his new login name?

lol

nigafool 06-24-2008 15:04

it was very tough to figure out what gon's new name is

i had to spend a lot of time thinking about what i would do if i were gon

Quote:

Originally Posted by gon2 (Post 13363822)
this thread sucks


AdreNaLiNe 06-24-2008 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 13370396)
the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

Yea but he never posts it in exactly the same way. He alters his posting method,the wording, and it always ends up being equally ridiculous. It's like a mastery of the hoe playbook.

-§trife- 06-24-2008 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 13370396)
the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

well i love when NGFM riffs about foreign ****s, marriage, the look, etc.

but it's when he just runs with a small piece of a discussion and expounds on it into great detail that really gets me.

like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluid levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

that ****'s gold.

samUwell 06-24-2008 15:06

Quote:

it was very tough to figure out what gon's new name is

i had to spend a lot of time thinking about what i would do if i were gon
i thought that was BS. seriously!

AdreNaLiNe 06-24-2008 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by nigafool (Post 13370476)
it was very tough to figure out what gon's new name is

i had to spend a lot of time thinking about what i would do if i were gon

Wtf, I read like every post in this thread and I didn't even catch that.

nigafool 06-24-2008 15:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by -§trife- (Post 13370496)
like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluids levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

i almost forgot about this one :lol:

ScooBySnaCk 06-24-2008 15:09

gon2 is not a smurf

AdreNaLiNe 06-24-2008 15:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by -§trife- (Post 13370496)
well i love when NGFM riffs about foreign ****s, marriage, the look, etc.

but it's when he just runs with a small piece of a discussion and expounds on it into great detail that really gets me.

like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluid levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

that ****'s gold.

lol

There's some threads that you know he'll be getting into. Any thread criticizing NBA = foreign ****s. Any type of marital advice, any type of relationship advice are open game.

-§trife- 06-24-2008 15:09

and you're probably going to want get an oil change and maybe a tire rotation so make sure you enter that in the maintenance log.

Jislan 06-24-2008 15:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoGodForMe
The term RickRoll has a catchy ring to it. That's why people love to say it. Otherwise no one would give a crap about the video. Especially when it's said in the past tense, like RockRolled. Could almost be abbreviated as Rolled and then it would be the same thing as Owned. You got Rolled.

I want to know where it comes from

nigafool 06-24-2008 15:10

Main Page - NGFM

feel free to contribute

ScooBySnaCk 06-24-2008 15:10

Ask Rick

samUwell 06-24-2008 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jislan (Post 13370518)
I want to know where it comes from

it comes from the confusion inside a programmers head stuck in a 6x6 box all day. programmers are timid creatures, similar to the scientists working in Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.

fraggle 06-24-2008 15:16

Part X - The Final Frontier

Upon graduation from Carleton University with a Bachelors of Science degree, Gon decided to return to the family igloo on McGee Street in Sarnia, Ontario for a month before returning to Ottawa to start his 'working' life. One month turned into two, two months turned into three, and after eight months of living at home in Sarnia, Gon finally decided to do something. So he waddled over to the Canadian Department of Motor Vehicles, and at the ripe young age of 23, Gon was finally a licensed driver!

Epilogue

Gon is currently living at his parents' house in Sarnia, Ontario with no job prospects and no plans to move anywhere. Gon spends his days reverse engineering old Amiga code and playing XBOX 360 (gamertag: gonrad). The biggest decision in Gon's daily routine is "Should I eat some tasty Baby Bels, or Should I go to Tim Horton's?" More often than not, Gon ends up doing both.

**** all the haters, Gon is my buddy!

Jislan 06-24-2008 15:18

that was an anticlimactic ending. This is worse than no country for old men

Teratos 06-24-2008 15:19

Bravo!

Rorschach 06-24-2008 15:19

and so, an epic ends.

Falhawk 06-24-2008 15:22

i think ngfm has a posting bot. he'll scan threads for key words and then deploy the somewhat relevant ngfm quote

nigafool 06-24-2008 15:24

i think you think stupid things

Falhawk 06-24-2008 15:26

i think your love for ngfm reminds me of ppl who still think rickrolling is funny

nigafool 06-24-2008 15:27

i wont argue with the youtube video posting expert :-)

AdreNaLiNe 06-24-2008 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoGodForMe
They're so fat, they can have a frontal shot and you don't even see their pootang. And their boobs droop so low, you don't see nipple. So a full frontal shot of them doesn't even count as porn, it counts as a cow animal.

lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoGodForMe
Chicks from other countries will talk with you, because they want you to sponser them so they can come here and get out of the hell hole they live in. They're beautiful and all that stuff, but the laws in the USA are whacked. They get 6 months in the USA, then you have to marry them, which you will because they'll suck your dick like there's no tomorrow. Then after they have a kid with you, they can divorce, and you have to pay a **** load of money to them. Don't do it. Don't get involved with a foreign girl.


Falhawk 06-24-2008 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by nigafool (Post 13370608)
i wont argue with the youtube video posting expert :-)

if it were past tense you could say rockroll

fraggle 06-24-2008 15:29

your love for me is like a truck

Jislan 06-24-2008 15:29

falhawk got rolled

fraggle 06-24-2008 15:30

i apologize for the ****ty ending but i had to keep the story as accurate as possible.

Ruthven 06-24-2008 15:32

:clap:

would read again

Zlex 06-24-2008 15:33

gg

fraggle 06-24-2008 15:33

the entire story is now in the original post. enjoy.


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