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Diablo Escobar 06-23-2008 19:59

but do you know which team he played for and did not turret farm for?

-§trife- 06-23-2008 19:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyanide (Post 13367208)
sabr1na's bday was the other day

her and zoink had a b day bash :-D

are they still together?

fraggle 06-23-2008 20:02

gon played for faces, tsunami, kov, severe, jdl, gfa, gdl and the spice girls.

jerry 06-23-2008 20:02

yeah

-§trife- 06-23-2008 20:02

what the ****

how is your relationship with him

jerry 06-23-2008 20:04

i have seen him a few times in the 6 or 7 years or however long it has been

he is nice & funny etc.

he one time wore a shirt that was a size 2 small & said "DAD U DA MAN" on it

one time i accidently threw my basketball into a tree (oops) and he climbed the tree and got it out and i think he was drunk or something because he decided to swing out of the tree off a branch that was probably 15 feet in the air over concrete

i think he broke his arm or something

that **** was hilarious

-§trife- 06-23-2008 20:06

thats wild

does he regale you with stories of how he once got 50 points playing HO on snowblind in matchplay

Megaera 06-23-2008 20:07

Holy christ, this brings back some serious memories. This is the best thread in a long time. Kudos fraggle kudos.

jerry 06-23-2008 20:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by -§trife- (Post 13367263)
thats wild

does he regale you with stories of how he once got 50 points playing HO on snowblind in matchplay

no

2 be honest i personally think he sucked at tribes

also i ****in a-mazed him with my skills in counterstrike

i was like 28-2 w/ the double pistols

**** i was totally on fire

absent 06-23-2008 20:45

o

ScooBySnaCk 06-23-2008 21:02

absent never rated on any team his wanna be hatred is dumb. Cy and fraggle rock and everyone of course sucks my dick

absent 06-23-2008 21:06

are you drunk

claudius 06-23-2008 21:10

sorry arguing with emo's isn't my style go cut your wrist productively

ScooBySnaCk 06-23-2008 21:13

Claudius coming into any thread rocks because he is so ****ing stupid its just a win/win.

fraggle 06-23-2008 22:15

Part VIII -- The Saga Continues

With news of the bicoastal LAN spreading, fraggle talked Gon into a road trip from Detroit (near his home base of Sarnia), to Los Angeles, with a stop in St. Louis to pick up the notorious |NH|-LoneWolf, who was now calling himself Glare, hoping to distance himself from the NovaHawk days. Early one morning Gon met fraggle in Detroit and the journey began.

Once Gon and fraggle arrived in Ellisville, Missouri (a homogenous trailer park west of St. Louis), Glare suggested that the three of them have lunch at a local Steak -n- Shake establishment. At this restaurant, it was suggested to Gon's waitress that Gon had recently been sprung from prison -- and thus the folklore of Gon began -- and the waitress seemed fascinated by Gon's ability to muster up the masculinity to order a Strawberry-Banana flavored milkshake, and devour it effortlessly, without once having his sexual preference questioned by his dining companions.

Gon would spend the entire trip in the passenger seat, because while he was 20 years old at the time, Gon had not yet secured a driver's license (too many hoes, too little time). After a day or two of driving, Gon arrived in Salt Lake City Utah where he met up with [HvC] Scuba who took Gon & friends on an impromptu tour of the city. Gon embarked down John Stockton Boulevard, turned on Karl Malone Lane, and had a group of Mormons try to convert him at the main Mormon Temple in downtown Salt Lake City. After his extensive tour of Salt Lake City, which took all of 3 hours, Gon hit the road again, hoping to reach Reno by nightfall.

While driving on Interstate 80 in Eastern Nevada, a stray Minivan caught Gon's attention, because it was occupied by two young semi-attractive females. Gon convinced Glare to drop his pants and show these young ladies the moon, and Glare did so. Gon was happy :sunny: . That night, Gon arrived at ScooBySnaCk's condo in Reno, Nevada. ScooBy was nice enough to prepare a steak for Gon, and Gon ate it joyfully.

A few days later, Gon arrived at TribalWars: West, in Century City, California. Gon immediately became acquainted with Noot, a young Marine stationed at Camp Pendleton. The next day, Nido arrived at the hotel, eager to meet with Gon for the very first time. Gon and Nido shared a warm embrace and Gon decided that they should go to eat some lunch. Nido suggested In-N-Out burger, and Gon agreed. Nido, despite living in Southern California, has absolutely no sense of direction and seemed to get lost while transporting Gon to In-N-Out. Eventually, Nido and Gon wound up at an In-N-Out Burger establishment in Inglewood, California, most famous for being shouted out to in a Snoop Dogg video. Suffice to say, Nido & Gon were the only white faces at this establishment, but that did not bother Gon in the least, because Gon loves all, and all love Gon.

Gon ordered his Double-Double with Fries to stay, and he sat there and ate his food, while tens of Black Americans eyed him; wondering what a skinhead whiteboy was doing in their neck of the woods, eating at their local eatery. Gon finished his food and returned to the LAN, never to see Nido again.

That night, Gon decided to get ****faced, so he convinced fraggle and Toddler to make a beer run, and they did. Upon their return, Gon proceeded to get inebriated beyond belief. Later that night, Gon returned to his hotel room to find Noot asleep on his Air Mattress. Gon tried to remove Noot from the vicinity, but Noot would not budge. Gon then urinated all over Noot, and Noot moved just enough so that Gon could get a good night's rest on his air mattress.

The next day, a group of tribers went to the Hotel restaurant for lunch with Gon. When Monkey_B saw Gon headed out of the LAN area, he followed Gon to the restaurant and sat next to Gon at the bar. Monkey_B offered Gon some fries, and when Gon declined, Monkey_B inquired as to "WHYYYYYYY" Gon didn't like him. Gon continued to eat. Monkey_B continued to whine.

Later that day, [POE]-ferret arrived at the LAN to take Gon and fraggle to a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game. At the game, a group of Mexican hecklers threw a bobblehead doll at Gon, narrowly missing him and striking ferret, an ex-Army guy with a bad temper. ferret told the Wetbacks that if they even looked in his general direction again that he would have INS up their ass so hard that anyone in a 30 yard area named Juan would get deported. This amused Gon. The highlight of the game for Gon was when his hero, Canadian countryman Eric Gagne, entered the game. Gon was happy :) .

The LAN ended and the trip home was largely uneventful. When Gon arrived in Detroit, however, Ernie was not at the rendezvous point at the given time. Since Ernie did not have a cellular phone at the time, Gon waited alone at Bob's Big Boy in the Detroit area for upwards of 4 hours until Ernie arrived to pick him up. Ernie was questioned in detail at the border about his previous arrest for smuggling maple syrup, which explained the 4 plus hour delay.

With Gon finally resting back in Sarnia, another chapter in the Gon story ends.

(to be continued...)

ScooBySnaCk 06-23-2008 22:16

i will hold my wrist cutting

nigafool 06-23-2008 22:22

this is like a fable

Flyersfan 06-23-2008 22:46

its amazing that an entire chapter of gon is a week long

gon has led an event filled celebrity like lifestyle

and it is not even a quarter of the way done

slogg 06-23-2008 22:50

Gon sounds like a modern paul bunyan, and fraggle is the big blue ox

Fancy Cat 06-23-2008 23:13

i took gon and prop to 7-11 at uva 4 and bought him a sprite

thats all

fraggle 06-23-2008 23:13

why so few comments about part 8 it was long as ****

Fancy Cat 06-23-2008 23:14

great thread btw eph

fraggle 06-23-2008 23:18

i still need to go into gon the poker years, gon 'losing his virginity', erngate, caitgate, gon graduating college and moving back into his parents house for a full year while doing absolutely nothing, then throwing in some throwback drunken gon stories

FireStorm! 06-23-2008 23:20

fraggle, that was the best post i've ever seen from you

well done, very..very well done

i applaud you

Megaera 06-23-2008 23:22

It has a good mix of comedy, drama and adventures. I love how you remember Glare back in the Lonewolf days. He had such an identity crisis it was hilarious, good times.

Spiderman 06-23-2008 23:26

im on the edge of my seat :]

Fancy Cat 06-23-2008 23:30

i don't want eph to ever make a thread about me because he will make me sound like a ***** who won't pee with him in public and has gay dudes serenade me

Falhawk 06-23-2008 23:32

wat

fraggle 06-23-2008 23:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fancy Cat (Post 13368023)
i don't want eph to ever make a thread about me because he will make me sound like a ***** who won't pee with him in public and has gay dudes serenade me

would i be lying

Fancy Cat 06-23-2008 23:56

well thats all the thread would contain so now you can't make it and i win

Radon006 06-24-2008 00:02

Awesome.

fraggle 06-24-2008 00:15

i could ghostwrite the fancy story and get scooby and akuma to collaborate with me. i'd include oj admitting to you that he killed nicole at a bar in colorado, scooby ****ing your girlfriends mom in the back of your car, etc.

Fancy Cat 06-24-2008 00:20

it wasn't my gfs mom and it wasn't my car. oj part was spot on.

FireStorm! 06-24-2008 00:23

fancy cop is gonna fly a plane into your ass

06-24-2008 00:41

Awesome Thread. Def TWHOF material right here. It's funny i remember some of this stuff being posted on the forums years ago.

FireStorm! 06-24-2008 01:31

ok i really want to catch up to present gon

hurry up please

nolt 06-24-2008 01:49

has anyone mentioned george cokie-snorting robot bush?

fraggle 06-24-2008 02:01

Part IX

When Gon returned to Carleton that Fall, he came to the stark realization that the Tribes Community as he knew it was no more, and that it was time to move on to a new game. Fueled by the poker craze, Gon began to play online poker with some friends he met on Dynamix IRC, namely JoeBooty, SweetBabyJ, marantz, Cavalier, and fraggle. They would collude in games on PokerStars and pool their earnings. When TribalWar decided to have a few 'community' poker tournaments, the group would still collude in those tournaments; and ended up with way more wins than losses in such events.

Due to fraggle's juvenile behavior, the group eventually broke, with marantz, the last hold out, finally stating to fraggle "you are a selfish and arrogant prick. you don't care about anybody but yourself. and gon." Gon began playing poker less and less, and focusing on his studies more and more.

One day in an applied psychology class, for the first time in his life, Gon spoke to a girl! Soon after they had sex, just once, and it wasn't great. Thus begins and ends the sex life of Gon to date.

With Gon set to graduate Carleton in a few months, he didn't seem to have any direction in his life, and the boredom of his online clique led fraggle to try to stir the pot a little. One day, fraggle called Gon's home number posing as a University Psychiatrist from Carleton, and spoke to Gon's father, Ernie. fraggle told Ernie that Gon was suffering from depression sparked by homoerotic thoughts, and let Ernie know that he was prescribing mood altering medication to Gon to help him cope with the pain. Ernie did not sound concerned, but thanked fraggle for the courtesy call.

When Gon found out about fraggle's 'little joke' he was not amused :shock: . Gon decided to cut all communications with the e-world and live as a hermit. To everyone's surprise, this did not bode well for Gon, and soon he was on internet speaking terms with all of his internet pals once again.

A few months passed, and Gabe decided it would be funny to call Gon's sister posing as Gon's boyfriend, stating that Gon had dumped him because he was afraid to come out of the closet. So Gabe called Caitlyn and cried to her on the phone for an hour. Caitlyn was very responsive and sympathetic to Gabe's plight. She understood that Gon had a problem expressing himself. After the call, Caitlyn let Gon know that "some creepy internet guy" had called her. Gon openly wondered if it was the "creepy internet guy" that had flown in from Edmonton to spend two weeks one summer in their house in Sarnia, but no, Caitlyn said, it was "some creepy internet guy claiming to be Gon's boyfriend." Gon was not amused :shock: .

When the time finally came for Gon to graduate, he had unfortunately failed a few low level courses and was forced to remain for an extra Summer Session.

(to be continued)

Jagonath 06-24-2008 02:28

Great stories. I especially like how you wrote yourself into them

fraggle 06-24-2008 02:30

you can't write the history of Gon w/o fraggle.


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