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Bounty 08-04-2005 21:26

If I were really gay, I'd probably want to **** you, BooFoo. Actually, I might even make an exception if I ever meet you.

Then you can penetrate me with your AirSoft gun.

MMMMMMMMMMMM

Evolution is yummy things.

MMMMMMMMMMMM

Yummy.

AirSoft.

Yeah.

nada 08-04-2005 21:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pagy
whatever drugs you're on, i would like you to mail me some

scarcasm drugs?

hard to come by, but ask around you'll find em.

Ludicrous Speed 08-04-2005 21:28

troll that **** up yo

or you truly have no clue about "evolving"

Jambalaya Pretzelstein 08-04-2005 21:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadMoFo
how about you explain why in the last 4+ million years only humans have "evolved"

?????

and not alligators or say sharks?

or **** even chimpanzees...

I already explained that.

God guided human evolution, but evolution alone guided other species. That's why humans are dominant, because God created them through guided and accelerated evolution.

God also created unicorns for humans to ride, but since they aren't humans they were affected by regular evolution and God could not guide their evolution. Natural selection in turn evolved them into horses, because the unicorns with corns would be hunted by cavemen for their horns. They were hunted to extinction, and this is why we have unicorns in the fossil record but we only have horses today.

SuicideSnowman 08-04-2005 21:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forensic
I already explained that.

God guided human evolution, but evolution alone guided other species. That's why humans are dominant, because God created them through guided and accelerated evolution.

God also created unicorns for humans to ride, but since they aren't humans they were affected by regular evolution and God could not guide their evolution. Natural selection in turn evolved them into horses, because the unicorns with corns would be hunted by cavemen for their horns. They were hunted to extinction, and this is why we have unicorns in the fossil record but we only have horses today.

Uh...

aNimAL 08-04-2005 21:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forensic
because the unicorns with corns would be hunted by cavemen for their horns.


Spiderman 08-04-2005 21:31

:lol: OWNED


http://www.chris-franklin.co.uk/news...mudskipper.jpg

Jambalaya Pretzelstein 08-04-2005 21:33

http://www.stitchability.co.uk/unicorn%2067006.jpg

only one corn on this unicorn

MadBoFo 08-04-2005 21:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman



:lol:


except not you ****ing idiot.

that fish also has not "evolved" in millions of years


WHOOPS

try again moron


I'm still waiting for one of you "smart guys" to illustrate why NO OTHER ANIMAL has evolved.

MadBoFo 08-04-2005 21:41

oops, cant do it can ya?

Vanguard 08-04-2005 21:52

Cause Monkeys were the only ones around that found the monolith, DUH!!

And the Monolith was put there by the Flying Spagetti Monster!!!

Calamari 08-04-2005 21:59

Everyone keeps saying how poor of a troll Badmofo is, but this thing is at 3 pages and will probably keep growing.

MadBoFo 08-04-2005 22:02

HEY LOOK AT EVEOLUTION GUYS!!!! LOLLLL


http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%...e%20471006.jpg

Pachacutec 08-04-2005 22:02

i see a lot of ppl in this thread who failed at high school.

TedBundy 08-04-2005 22:04

Mofo, you forgot to include your ugly fat cow of a wife as an example of why humans haven't further evolved. :bigthumb:

MadBoFo 08-04-2005 22:05

PLEASE EXCUSE MR SHARK, HE IS BUSY EVOLVING!!!!!1


http://www.sharks.com/types-of-shark...icture-023.jpg

SuicideSnowman 08-04-2005 22:08

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bat-wing.gif

?B-MAN 08-04-2005 22:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadMoFo
so why have animals stopped evolving exactly?


care to explain that one DARWINISTS???

Natural Selection is at the root of Darwinism. And Evolution through that is happening all around you. Its not something that happens overnight. :nuts:

Are you sure you understand Darwinism?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection

MadBoFo 08-04-2005 22:11

yes and evolution has happened for the last how many million years


but mankind is the only real success story...ok...


yeah lizards are the pinnacle of the evolutionary chain...or not...OOPS


maybe I can translate your post...


Quote:

hey I cant disprove anything you have said, lets argue semantics!@!!!!

******.

Drackap 08-04-2005 22:13

This thread is so retarded, I may have to leave before my IQ drops by intarweb osmosis.

I mean seriously, what the ****ING **** are you all on?

****


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