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Rev_Night 12-07-2017 23:36

What in the hell do kids like these days?
 
So i got 2 nephews, 3 and 5, and I have no idea what to get them for xmas. Clothes are gay. They aren't old enough for legos. And they aren't quite old enough to enjoy being scared ****less.

help me out fags

groove 12-07-2017 23:37

hookers and blow

coombz 12-07-2017 23:40

practically anything will make them happy at those ages

game is ez

just go into a toy shop and get some cool **** that can't destroy a house

Goshin 12-07-2017 23:41

fingerlings
tiger bull**** dip**** toy

a gun

Lord Elessar 12-07-2017 23:47

5 is old enough for legos. duplos are fine for 3.

Rev_Night 12-07-2017 23:49

ok i got them this. will tire them out

https://truimg.toysrus.com/product/i...inside|640:640

G-Force 12-07-2017 23:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W4MYJt8c4w

savage inuit 12-07-2017 23:54

kids that age ****ing love fidget spinners

get one that glows or lights up and it will blow their tiny little ****ing minds

GreyGhost 12-08-2017 00:01


EyeZ 12-08-2017 00:19

Ask your sibling what their kids favorite show is. Practically anything with those character will be a hit. You could literally get them a ****ing plate with their favorite character on it and they will love it.

Goshin 12-08-2017 00:20

Knex

Brasstax 12-08-2017 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev_Night (Post 18866108)
ok i got them this. will tire them out

https://truimg.toysrus.com/product/i...inside|640:640

You are teaching them to punch black people?

Nmag 12-08-2017 00:24

http://www.littlekidsinstruments.net...~element70.jpg

Throw in some of those horn/whistle things with one of these:

Hot Wheels car tracks.

https://media.mattel.com/root/Images...ck_set_xxx.jpg

Rubiksnake:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ubiksnake2.png

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1.0JlX...jq6AjmpXar.jpg

Balance bikes:

https://www.twowheelingtots.com/wp-c...ed-600x400.gif

HelenKeller 12-08-2017 01:03

air horns

Zomnivore 12-08-2017 01:04

give them cowboy hats and little cap guns you out of touch old ****

Plasmatic 12-08-2017 01:13

If you're not getting the the noisiest most obnoxious toys available then you are failing as an uncle.

Vlasic 12-08-2017 03:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev_Night (Post 18866096)
So i got 2 nephews, 3 and 5, and I have no idea what to get them for xmas. Clothes are gay. They aren't old enough for legos. And they aren't quite old enough to enjoy being scared ****less.

help me out fags

the 5 year old absolutely is old enough for legos.

At least, mine loves them

ArakAtak 12-08-2017 03:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev_Night (Post 18866108)
ok i got them this. will tire them out

https://truimg.toysrus.com/product/i...inside|640:640

This is so low class it isn't funny
why in the world do you want to teach a 3 & 5 year old to hit things?

GG - another couple of violent little ****s in the making

Mitchdubai 12-08-2017 04:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlasic (Post 18866146)
the 5 year old absolutely is old enough for legos.

At least, mine loves them

This. My boy is 11 and has loved Lego since he was 4 or 5. Still does. He's getting the new Millenium Falcon for Xmas. 7500 pieces, says it's for "experts" 16 and above but the London Bridge said that and he knocked it out in a week.

Denver 12-08-2017 04:54

get them grindr accounts and show em how to use it.


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