What in the hell do kids like these days?
So i got 2 nephews, 3 and 5, and I have no idea what to get them for xmas. Clothes are gay. They aren't old enough for legos. And they aren't quite old enough to enjoy being scared ****less.
help me out fags |
hookers and blow
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practically anything will make them happy at those ages
game is ez just go into a toy shop and get some cool **** that can't destroy a house |
fingerlings
tiger bull**** dip**** toy a gun |
5 is old enough for legos. duplos are fine for 3.
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kids that age ****ing love fidget spinners
get one that glows or lights up and it will blow their tiny little ****ing minds |
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Ask your sibling what their kids favorite show is. Practically anything with those character will be a hit. You could literally get them a ****ing plate with their favorite character on it and they will love it.
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Knex
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http://www.littlekidsinstruments.net...~element70.jpg
Throw in some of those horn/whistle things with one of these: Hot Wheels car tracks. https://media.mattel.com/root/Images...ck_set_xxx.jpg Rubiksnake: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ubiksnake2.png https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1.0JlX...jq6AjmpXar.jpg Balance bikes: https://www.twowheelingtots.com/wp-c...ed-600x400.gif |
air horns
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give them cowboy hats and little cap guns you out of touch old ****
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If you're not getting the the noisiest most obnoxious toys available then you are failing as an uncle.
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At least, mine loves them |
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why in the world do you want to teach a 3 & 5 year old to hit things? GG - another couple of violent little ****s in the making |
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get them grindr accounts and show em how to use it.
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