Brasstax |
08-01-2008 14:59 |
The Aristocrats - Jeremy Daspin Style
So, this guy walks into a talent agents office. The talent agent says "What can I do for you?"
The guy says, "I AM JEREMY ****ING DASPIN MOTHER****ER AND I HAVE AN ACT FOR YOU!"
The agent looks a little taken aback at the yelling. "What kind of act is it?***8221; he asks.
JD says "IT'S A MOTHER****ING FAMILY ACT!"
First, I am going to stand right here and I am going to drop trou. Then, I am going to bend over. I will point my ass right at the audience and then - then I will reach around with both hands and stretch my ass wide open like a set of curtains.
People can see the bright red ring of my ass. I have stage lights arranged so that they shine right up inside. Now, my mom appears inside my ass and starts to tap dance while dressed up like a Jewish version of Charo. She is saying OY OY OY - That's when my dad appears and starts jerking off on the stage in my ass. He is on the side of the stage pounding away at his cock while my little dog Angel cornholes him.
The ****ing dog is licking away at my dad***8217;s ass while he is beating his meat. My mom starts to play with her ***** and that's when my grandpa appears in my ass and starts to **** my tap dancing mom in the ear. He pushes his old man cock into her ear until there is a loud "POP" and her brain explodes out the other side. Her brain splashes blood all over the ****ing ground and then splits in half. The dog runs over and eats her brains while my dad finally cums. His load shoots out and hits grandpa in the eye. Grandpa starts to cum but he accidently ****s himself. Dad slips in the **** and falls way back into my ******* where he punches a hole in my liver. The cum and **** get in there and give me cancer. The chemo gives me the ****s and I **** everyone out on the ground and then we all slide through the **** and cum to take a bow.
"Holy ****", says the agent. "What in the hell do you call that act?"
"I call it 'The Daspins'"
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