Kurayami: the 100,000 post man. what do we really know about him?

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fraggle

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Kurayami was a lonely child, often mocked for being overweight. he moved around the country with his family, finally settling with his mother in central connecticut while his father settled with his brother in western pennsylvania. following a failed attempt at college, kurayami got a low paying part time job, then quit work to take care of his ill mother in her final days/months (2+ years actually). through it all he took the time to average 40 posts a day on this forum, but what do we really know about him?

  • kurayami lost a bunch of weight on a crash diet in his middle teens
  • kurayami posted one picture of himself 7 years ago where he looks like an acne infested revenge of the nerds drop out
  • kurayami once posted a picture of his room which was full of sci fi posters and a "i want you to shut the fuck up" army spoof poster (obvious nerd humor)
  • kurayami was a virgin into his 20's, and his mother probably died before he lost his virginity
  • kurayami once made a thread about his mother mixing anti-depression medication with pain medication
  • kurayami was once hit by a car while bicycle riding
  • kurayami allegedly is an excellent photographer, but this forum isn't worthy of seeing his work
  • kurayami has secret conversations with eggi and gangrel
  • kurayami eats off of cow plates
  • kurayami used to troll people for drinking alcohol until one day he decided to try some and is now halfway to fngrbang-level alcoholism
  • kurayami regularly attends aviation shows
  • kurayami considers himself an expert on planes and old military equipment/vehicles
  • kurayami hasn't graduated from college yet

why doesn't kurayami ever tell us stories about his life?

why is he so focused on trying to make those around him on the internet so miserable?

why won't he attend a lan or meet up with anyone from tw?

why won't he post recent pictures of himself?

i really don't understand why anyone here likes or tolerates him.

"Discuss."

:Pstfu:
 
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I don't like or tolerate kura. Then again, I don't like or tolerate anyone who has a fake e-persona.
 
One man in a thousand, Solomon says,
Will stick more close than a brother.
And it's worth while seeking him half your days
If you find him before the other.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend
On what the world sees in you,
But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend
With the whole round world agin you.

'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show
Will settle the finding for 'ee.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go
By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him,
The rest of the world don't matter;
For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim
With you in any water.

You can use his purse with no more talk
Than he uses yours for his spendings
And laugh and meet in your daily walk
As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call
For silver and gold in their dealings;
But the Thousandth Man he's worth 'em all,
Because you can show him your feelings.

His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right,
In season or out of season.
Stand up and back it in all men's sight--
With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide
The shame or mocking or laughter,
But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side
To the gallows-foot--and after!
 
fraggle, you forgot to include that Kurayami has a girlfriend who is allergic to basil and as a result Kurayami can't include basil in his diet anymore.
 
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