yeah, i went to the sherborne school for boys for a year.
we used to go around with a flashlight after the lights went out and walk in on all of the lower sixth form wacking off to porn so that we could laugh at them, and we caught two boys giving each other oral sex. |
yup
thats how it is I got kicked out of the (boy) scouts for telling my patrol off for having a wanking competition |
I read that as "Fleshlight".
Also, that's ****ed up (the oral sex). Pics. |
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We had regular cameras that printed photographs, and we now have the scanners for said photographs. Get to it.
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first of all, if i took pics, no one would develop them because they would depict underage gay sexual activity.
second of all, i didn't take pics. in fact, i did everything i could to erase the image from my mind, including drinking enormous amounts of alcohol. but if you like, just google for an image of two young skinny men with zits doing a 69 in their pajama tops. |
im sure that you could arrange your own semi-not gay adolescent wanking competition if you wanted to
edit: you beat me too it logz you **** |
You didn't mention them doing the 69, God I bet they were super sweaty too.
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probably not, that house was ****ing cold. they didn't want to pay for heating the whole thing. in the meantime, the housemaster was walking around in shorts and a tee shirt with one of those sun mirrors under his chin, the swine.
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just attempt to internalise the image/thought/word of 'squirmy wormies'
and you will understand how mad/confused I was when I came back into that ****ing tent |
Apparently you've never had smoking-hot cock in your throat.
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everybody was twelve years old
dont get me wrong, I've had those kind of confused 'lulz I'm 11 this is my cock, look its better than yours' moments, as most men do its just that the level of ******ry that I experienced on returning to my patrols' tent just went beyond the pail |
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1. not having a ton of money 2. cant buy enough jewelry cars or shoes 3. id like to make it rain on these hoes 4. nothing |
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Thanks, man - I'm printing this out and framing it. :lol: |
Okay, so I didn't frame it ... but it IS hanging on my fridge now, next to Jack's drawings. :lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJqv_yszmRw
how cute is my nephew :) he makes me want to make babies ;[ |
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anyway, i'm sure that mstrike will post it elsewhere any day now and claim it as his own work. its value as art will be severely diminished. |
cancer.
or just me in general.... I miss being lampooned. |
1. Idiots who talk out loud during things they shouldn't.
2. I hate it when these people talk out loud at a movie theater while also usualy laughing at stuff that isn't funny at all which completely ruins the mood of the movie. And also this ***** at my digital audio class that talks loudly and laughs during the group critique of the class's projects for the month. 3. I daydream about picking up my computer monitor and smashing her face in. Or using any other heavy electronic device sitting around like my MIDI controller. Many times with the people at a theater, I imagine turning around and instantly breaking their nose with my fist in front of the whole theater. I imagine everyone would cheer. 4. At least the girl I mentioned is hot. There is no redeeming quality about the stupid ****s who talk at the movie theater. That should be enough content to come up with something good. |
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