So I might be drunk enough to tell you guys what happened to Spinfusor Salad

alright well im going to bed then
i'll wake up later today and be like "Woah man thank god i didnt break my promise" so this worked out for the best
 
oh fuck gonald
when did you come back, friend
we have missed you
or at least i have
glad you didnt die in detroit
 
remember when spin disappeared for like a year straight, then came back and was like "it was an interesting time?"
 
anyway so spin got diagnosed with lung cancer first
none of the other shit yet
and they treated him
and this was right around when hed either first discovered his chick was pregnant or right after the girl was born
and his doc was like "yo theres a strong chance this shits spread hardcore"
but the company spin worked for had been taken down in a class action suit by all the employees that had gotten sick workin there
thats how he got that massive settlement to take care of the lung cancer
but the rest of that shit wasnt covered and he knew it
and spin was a good dude, he worked hard, he was fun as fuck
so when he knew that shit was coming
homeboy up and joined the navy without warning
thats right
a motherfucker with half a lung and an entire inside full of rotting, cancerous organs joined the navy and MADE IT
and then used our wonderful govt to pay for the rest of it
when the navy found out, he got totally fucked
i mean bad
they started demanding their money back for him lying to them although he technically didnt lie about it
threatened him w prison
threatened to take his girl away and put her in the fuckin system
im talkin, fuck you america, shit

he used to call me like once a week talking about how he'd taken an entire bottle of oxy's and pounded beers and was sitting in his car in the ER parking lot waiting to die
and i'd have to try to talk him out of it
and he'd always go in and get his shit pumped

cept for one time, i think he talked about it
he died in his car
they found him and resuscitated him and he was like wow i'll never do that again
but he was never the same again after that last one, it just did too much damage to him
and his baby mama was trying to take the kid away bc she didnt want him being all cancery and brain-damaged around her

his own family didnt even know he HAD cancer until after he joined the navy

the last time i saw him was years ago
he came over to my place all fuckin destroyed from his chemo and was like "Bro i need somewhere to crash for a day or two" and i was like ya np
so he put a fentanyl patch on each shoulder and fell asleep on my couch
and i just kinda left him there for a weekend, he didnt move or nothing
and then on like monday he just gets up like nothin is wrong and left

and i never saw nor heard from him again
and he told me if that ever happens, he's dead
and he's happier that way

so im just gonna go ahead and comfortable say this

Drew, wherever you are, if you're alive or not
I'm drunk as fuck
and I miss you man
You were a good dude and you didn't deserve this shit
I think you're dead. And I think you're happier that way.
 
you've already broken the trust with this thread, might as well go all out

edit: well that didn't take long

yeah, uncle sam will fuck you for fraudulent enlistment, or really any excuse you give him. he's a raping kind of guy.

anyway so spin got diagnosed with lung cancer first
none of the other shit yet
and they treated him
and this was right around when hed either first discovered his chick was pregnant or right after the girl was born
and his doc was like "yo theres a strong chance this shits spread hardcore"
but the company spin worked for had been taken down in a class action suit by all the employees that had gotten sick workin there
thats how he got that massive settlement to take care of the lung cancer
but the rest of that shit wasnt covered and he knew it
and spin was a good dude, he worked hard, he was fun as fuck
so when he knew that shit was coming
homeboy up and joined the navy without warning
thats right
a motherfucker with half a lung and an entire inside full of rotting, cancerous organs joined the navy and MADE IT
and then used our wonderful govt to pay for the rest of it
when the navy found out, he got totally fucked
i mean bad
they started demanding their money back for him lying to them although he technically didnt lie about it
threatened him w prison
threatened to take his girl away and put her in the fuckin system
im talkin, fuck you america, shit

he used to call me like once a week talking about how he'd taken an entire bottle of oxy's and pounded beers and was sitting in his car in the ER parking lot waiting to die
and i'd have to try to talk him out of it
and he'd always go in and get his shit pumped

cept for one time, i think he talked about it
he died in his car
they found him and resuscitated him and he was like wow i'll never do that again
but he was never the same again after that last one, it just did too much damage to him
and his baby mama was trying to take the kid away bc she didnt want him being all cancery and brain-damaged around her

his own family didnt even know he HAD cancer until after he joined the navy

the last time i saw him was years ago
he came over to my place all fuckin destroyed from his chemo and was like "Bro i need somewhere to crash for a day or two" and i was like ya np
so he put a fentanyl patch on each shoulder and fell asleep on my couch
and i just kinda left him there for a weekend, he didnt move or nothing
and then on like monday he just gets up like nothin is wrong and left

and i never saw nor heard from him again
and he told me if that ever happens, he's dead
and he's happier that way

so im just gonna go ahead and comfortable say this

Drew, wherever you are, if you're alive or not
I'm drunk as fuck
and I miss you man
You were a good dude and you didn't deserve this shit
I think you're dead. And I think you're happier that way.
 
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alright now im goin to bed bc its 6 am
i hope this sheds a little light on the subject for those who remember him
 
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