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fraggle 07-08-2008 02:10

i've been to like 50 strip clubs or so. they're not all the same. not at all.

dionysus 07-08-2008 02:10

fraggle do you have me ignored. Chez Paris in montreal was the worst strip club ever, and I got mugged by a strippers boyfriend at downtown.

blazindave 07-08-2008 02:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by L&L-KaoS (Post 13428229)
been to 1, been to em all. (for me, all is 3)

What the **** are you talking about?

fraggle 07-08-2008 02:11

dio if you wanna come to montreal then you're invited. but if you're lame i'm kicking you out of my car. and you need a passport.

naptown 07-08-2008 02:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazindave (Post 13428220)
I'm up for eating and such, count me out for the whore stuff though.

yeah

count me out for seeing naked women

its just not my thing

07-08-2008 02:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazindave (Post 13428238)
What the **** are you talking about?

naked girl is a naked girl? :shrug:

HelenKeller 07-08-2008 02:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by L&L-KaoS (Post 13428243)
naked girl is a naked girl? :shrug:

no

07-08-2008 02:13

:rofl: last time i went up i remember getting searched on the way back and getting asked if we had 10,000$ or more on us in cash. I just remember laughing so hard after losing so much money at the casino :\. No texas holdem :( all black jack

Fireman X 07-08-2008 02:14

I have never heard of optimator

guess i'll have to try and find some and give it a whirl

ayz 07-08-2008 02:14

tossing trash cans around at 7pm in nyc

nice

07-08-2008 02:14

ya wth is optimator, compared to say dogfishead (90 min brew)

mznthrope 07-08-2008 02:14

Zum Schneider is a great bar. Substitue Aventinus for Optimator, subtract the Akuma, and it sounds like a great night.

HelenKeller 07-08-2008 02:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireman X (Post 13428250)
I have never heard of optimator

guess i'll have to try and find some and give it a whirl

taste the munich flavor

blazindave 07-08-2008 02:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by naptown (Post 13428242)
yeah

count me out for seeing naked women

its just not my thing

Has nothing to do with that. Don't feel like paying a **** ton of cash to see something ive seen thousands of times before.

fraggle 07-08-2008 02:16

casino montreal has texas hold em now. its $2 cover for cleos blazindave. i'll pay your cover bro.

confidential 07-08-2008 02:16

you have seen thousands of girls naked irl before?

Bump 07-08-2008 02:17

this thread needs more posts about what a loser akuma is and less posts about fraggle ****ing whores and gambling

fraggle 07-08-2008 02:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by confidential (Post 13428263)
you have seen thousands of girls naked irl before?

i have.

Plasmatic 07-08-2008 02:18

Goddamnit Jungle Fish, I thought that was some sneaky font you tricked the board into displaying...

07-08-2008 02:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by fraggle (Post 13428262)
casino montreal has texas hold em now. its $2 cover for cleos blazindave. i'll pay your cover bro.

O sweet, i just remember this crazy bar i went to while i was there, fricken blue lights all over the place can't remember the name. But i do remember (even tho hammered) was so happy about the heaters outside when i was smoking my cig.

Reminds me. Foxwoods comin up soon b4 i go to school, still havent been yet since i've been 21.... been meaning to take a trip and do that for the heck of it.

rook 07-08-2008 02:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazindave (Post 13428260)
Has nothing to do with that. Don't feel like paying a **** ton of cash to see something ive seen thousands of times before.

lol at this. id hit a strip club with you anytime frags. bring hip.

fraggle 07-08-2008 02:20

maybe i'll post about the karaoke bar on day 2 next.

blazindave 07-08-2008 02:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by confidential (Post 13428263)
you have seen thousands of girls naked irl before?

Figure of speech. More like dozens.
Alright, ill guess ill join in.

ptavv 07-08-2008 02:24

wow

i bet there's no chance you could peer pressure blazindave into something he didn't want to do :rolleyes:

SirBatesAlot 07-08-2008 02:25

Read the whole thing, not your best work.

07-08-2008 02:25

i wonder how much cuban cigars have jumped up to in montreal since 4 years ago

Groove 07-08-2008 02:27

CHECK IT

blazindave 07-08-2008 02:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptavv (Post 13428286)
wow

i bet there's no chance you could peer pressure blazindave into something he didn't want to do :rolleyes:

I don't get this. All i'm doing is going to a strip club.
What peer pressure?

fraggle 07-08-2008 02:29

epilogue
a few hours after i got home from day 1, akuma sends me a text message on my cell phone asking me to hook him up with some weed.

the following aim conversation followed:

12:46:15 PM fraggle: btw i'm not hooking you up with weed because its a horrible idea
12:46:23 PM z2akuma: ya why?
12:46:32 PM z2akuma: i gotta take tehse guys on touristy places
12:46:39 PM z2akuma: i wanna be stoned since its a bore to mre
12:46:42 PM z2akuma: i did all nthis ****
12:46:43 PM fraggle: because it'll ruin your best man's 'career'
12:46:44 PM z2akuma: this
12:46:51 PM z2akuma: na, ill be seperate of him
12:46:54 PM z2akuma: when i do it

real men of genius, ft: akuma

JohnnyX 07-08-2008 02:30

strip clubs are good as long as the strippers are the type that look like nice looking college girls just trying to earn money (lol)

the lifer type older strippers, or fake ass chicks make me sad, I always assume they're trying to pull down money for their illegitimate kids and ****, total boner deflators


karaoke is always awesome, kudos fraggle

always thought you were a dick, but how can you hate someone who likes naked girls and bad singing?

Hoovie 07-08-2008 02:35

That ****ing text msg is gold

Kiint 07-08-2008 02:57

WTF ... sunlight at 8:20pm???

Its ****ing pitch black here by no later than 6:30pm

Sun up at 6:30am, Sundown at 6:30pm ... gotta love those 12 hour days.

SuicideTaxi 07-08-2008 03:12

And people wonder why I don't want to hang out with people from Tribalwar


(Most of them, anyway)

Chaoz 07-08-2008 03:15

How did Akuma get away with taking some guys drink and food as well as calling some black girl "******"? :lol:

FLOOR 07-08-2008 03:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicideTaxi (Post 13428419)
And people wonder why I don't want to hang out with people from Tribalwar


(Most of them, anyway)

i can imagine the vice versa being just as true

fraggle 07-08-2008 03:16

hey taxi, i'm not that guy. i'm sure that surprises you greatly. i go out regularly and know how to handle myself in social situations.

Sipher77 07-08-2008 03:16

I thought Akuma was successful and cool.

Now I know twas just an image.

Thats sad on too man levels.

: (

07-08-2008 03:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sipher77 (Post 13428432)
I thought Akuma was successful and cool.

Now I know twas just an image.

Thats sad on too man levels.

: (

Tbo i doubt it was even like that from what it sounds. I mean i bet there were a bunch of girls (maybe not 30) and they had all planned on staying, something happened and most left :shrug:. AkumA sounds exactly like my buddy Griffin, i swear like. Carbon copy. Fun as hell to hang out with, but gets a bit scary when your downtown and drunk (just goes crazy)

james 07-08-2008 03:20

Akuma is a nice guy

Sipher77 07-08-2008 03:21

He may be a nice guy, but it just sounds like he is a 14 year old child thats all.


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