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LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groove (Post 11825302)
1. some guy named Greg
2. he's a competing IT guy trying to steal away my biggest client (aka 50% of my income)
3. get hit by a truck/beaten to death/thrown into the Pit of Sarlacc
4. i think he rides a bike? i dunno.

a haiku:

greg loves to talk ****
he thinks that he is all that
pipe bomb says different

DrSupey 07-13-2007 00:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825385)
hey buddy, haikus don't rhyme, and i just want enough source material to draw from - it does not mean i'll use it.

however, as penance for not meeting expectations, i have an excellent knock knock joke involving oranges and bananas that i can tell you the next time we get together.

Great :)

I just wanted to see you try to rhyme something with orange. It could have been entertaining. I guess I'll have to wait and accept the knock knock joke instead.

Good day sir :sunny:

Groove 07-13-2007 00:59

sweet :)

blazindave 07-13-2007 01:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)
\1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1. Data
2. Won't make me a magic card
3. Raped by tentacle bukkake
4. Likes hentai

raggy 07-13-2007 01:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycadelc (Post 11825470)
1.lupus
2.its never lupus
3.it would turn into a tree of money
4.its never lupus

for this one i can donate an illustration
http://www.100megsfree4.com/raggy/stuff/notlupus.jpg

SmokeDog 07-13-2007 01:03

cockblocking, in general.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 01:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son of Mothra (Post 11825315)
1. Shirley Phelps
2. Honestly, everything
3. Destruction of their church+family+bodies
4. Her ignorance, i guess

i saw the church of shirley phelps
attend a funeral today
they all had signs saying "god hates fags"
and "damn all those who say they're gay"
but then a bolt of lightning true
came down and lit up shirley's head
it fried her brains inside her skull
and as we watched, she fell down dead
her soul went to the gates above
but ol st pete, her joy he quelled
"you hate the sin, the fag you love"
he said, and sent her down to hell
they stripped her down, and tied her up
while lesbians lined up round the block
who gnawed her **** and reamed her ass
and ****ed her with a plastic cock
when finally she had had enough
and asked and begged for some forgiveness
the lesbos laughed and cried on out
"next time, mind your ****ing business"


Spoiler

Vialls2 07-13-2007 01:16

That Loggy is one clever guy
His rhyming is cutting and wry
Just request a sonnet
and he'll jump right on it
With a meter to make us all cry

blazindave 07-13-2007 01:19

Vialls2 is gay
I swear it, it's true

deadfish 07-13-2007 01:23

i hate that i have since upgraded to a lazer mouse.
I can no longer clean the rollers on the trackball mice and fling the dirt chips like boogers.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 01:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycadelc (Post 11825470)
1.lupus
2.its never lupus
3.it would turn into a tree of money
4.its never lupus

greg house can not carry a tune
there are those who think that he's a loon
when diseases he'll miss
some will then take the piss
but to their insults he's auto immune

LogRoller 07-13-2007 01:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazindave (Post 11825495)
1. Data
2. Won't make me a magic card
3. Raped by tentacle bukkake
4. Likes hentai

they say that data's artifical
and that his sig file's superficial
but when cards he'll make
them that can't catch a break
all will state: "data's gay, it's official"

Ascoe 07-13-2007 01:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825279)
to the dark side, anger leads
and war's the soil for its seeds
we must not keep it all inside
for this info many bothans died
and if you're reading all this crap
you'd better stop, cause IT'S A TRAP

:lol: :rofl: :clap: :sunny:

Vialls2 07-13-2007 01:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazindave (Post 11825579)
Vialls2 is gay
I swear it, it's true

*****

Familiar 07-13-2007 01:41

Make one about the girl who sang that ****ty song ***** from the late 90's or whenever it was. Goddamnit I hated that piece of crap **** **** stupid song.

Xcursion 07-13-2007 01:41

1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.

Spoiler

LogRoller 07-13-2007 01:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11825677)
1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.

Spoiler

i'll do it for you if you replace your sig (in its entirety) with my poem.

FrogNettle 07-13-2007 01:43

1.Reality
2.Won't just disappear
3.Disappear
4.Allows for pleasurable stimulation of the genitals

Xcursion 07-13-2007 01:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825685)
i'll do it for you if you replace your sig (in its entirety) with my poem.

Only if it's a poem I enjoy.

Data 07-13-2007 01:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825640)
they say that data's artifical
and that his sig file's superficial
but when cards he'll make
them that can't catch a break
all will state: "data's gay, it's official"

:rofl:


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