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samUwell 06-22-2020 18:38

https://i.imgur.com/0AibYmU.jpg

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Quote:

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men***8217;s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo***8217;s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

***8220;You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We***8217;ve had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten,***8221; Kinshasa***8217;s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
[...]
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you.

samUwell 06-22-2020 18:45

https://i.imgur.com/7mKmlUk.jpg

:lies:

Nicodemus 06-23-2020 11:42

Reading it in his voice is really what seals it.

The Pumpkin King 06-23-2020 11:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by samUwell (Post 19208550)

"Sorcereress shrunk my penis." is a classic.

Has anyone tried it?

If women believe me I will use that line.

Maybe I get pity sex from it?

FiEND 06-24-2020 04:27

Is there compensation? asking for a friend

SeVeReD 06-24-2020 09:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fool (Post 19207476)

Damn
And I thought the Mexican Weather Women's dresses were sexy.

Brasstax 06-24-2020 11:43

Proof that there are sorcerers in Dubai

ScooBySnaCk 06-24-2020 12:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by samUwell (Post 19208551)

Actually the quote was "I have an uncle who likes to do Yoga"

The Pumpkin King 06-24-2020 13:28

That is infinitely funnier.

Fool 06-24-2020 13:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBmdw1NyD6k

samUwell 06-24-2020 16:05

AWESOME!

Now let's starting doing this to the rioters.

The Pumpkin King 06-24-2020 16:52

He is obviously not a gamer.

Those poles were his only protection.

Reaction time slow, positioning was bad.

This is bronze player at best.

ScooBySnaCk 06-24-2020 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by samUwell (Post 19209206)
AWESOME!

Now let's starting doing this to the rioters.

word

SeVeReD 06-24-2020 17:03

Sometimes I lean with defund the police and letting vigilantism rein. We stop relying on the state and start protecting by armed neighborhoods

SINep 06-26-2020 10:56

https://twitter.com/WhitStillman/sta...98543027507201

-SS- 06-26-2020 11:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeVeReD (Post 19209131)
Damn
And I thought the Mexican Weather Women's dresses were sexy.

~Buenos Aires~

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samUwell 06-30-2020 19:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg
SOUTH AFRICA: FLAME THROWING DEVICE TO COMBAT CAR JACKING

Austforbeer 06-30-2020 23:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by samUwell (Post 19211802)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg
SOUTH AFRICA: FLAME THROWING DEVICE TO COMBAT CAR JACKING

Can you imagine moms driving minivans with those? Oops little Bobby pressed the wrong button when mommy was taking out the groceries.

Fool 06-30-2020 23:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs

Plasmatic 07-01-2020 00:10

Related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j65jhGZUJv8


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