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iNVAR 07-08-2008 11:38

fraggle doesn't make **** up like this.

Killjoy 07-08-2008 11:44

this thread is pure ****ing win.

Glare 07-08-2008 11:45

that tan girl in the pics told me saturday that i seemed cranky the day before and 'not nice.' while i didnt think i was acting like that she was probably right to be honest. i was frustrated at times but out of all of the group who went, i've probably spent the most time with akuma so i wasnt too surprised when "30 girls" werent there.

i dont hate mike at all and im very grateful for the ride to and from the airport and the place to stay in jersey but i didnt really feel like i was on vacation when were in NJ, if that makes sense. the selfishness of the breakfast incident and the cover at the bar did bother me a lot though.

i think mike knows everyone was disappointed in the execution of the trip and i hope he learns from it. he certainly seemed to do so after the friday night blow-up because saturday night was leaps and bounds more fun.

Falhawk 07-08-2008 11:46

maybe he was just trying really hard to make sure it was fun

fraggle 07-08-2008 11:49

glare can you clarify for people that the IM GONNA STAB YOU ****** part actually happened. everyone keeps telling me thats the one part of my story they can't believe.

Excel 07-08-2008 11:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 13429186)
maybe he was just trying really hard to make sure it was fun

I think he was, but he would get sidetracked.

munkeydung 07-08-2008 11:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 13429186)
maybe he was just trying really hard to make sure it was fun

Doesn't really account for the huge thread he had telling everyone about the beach house with 40 girls. If I had gone on the trip with the beach house in mind, I'd be super pissed to find out there were no *****es. Just a fat chick w/ a boyfriend.

Fool 07-08-2008 11:50

I remember him yelling at the black girl but not the actual words, I thought he called the window screamers ******

Crudbury 07-08-2008 11:50

just popping in to say WOOOOOOOOO

ayz 07-08-2008 11:51

yeah when akuma said "dont worry, ill pick everyone up, park my car somewhere else cheap, and we'll all chip in for your cab" i knew i was going to be paying for my own way to and from the airport

and that is how it turned out

FC spent too much money this trip period, for everyone. glare gave me 20 bucks to help cover a taxi but i turned around and just gave it to hellraisr since he drove us everywhere without complaint. akuma was asking everyone to pay him back for the one bar tab he picked up that he claims was $200 or something but i wouldn't be surprised if the receipt said $100.

Glare 07-08-2008 11:51

im not sure, i honestly cant recall whether he said it or not because that was so long and so many drinks ago.

i was as far away from that train-wreck as possible.

Falhawk 07-08-2008 11:52

excel why don't you have a debit card

fraggle 07-08-2008 11:53

akuma told me he was picking up fancy and glare and i was only taking excel. so i came in my hatchback coupe, and not the grimacemobile. it was funny having fancy and excel in that thing at the same time, i must say.

Rayn 07-08-2008 11:55

waiting for akuma to pop in say 'LOL TROLLED YOU GUYS IRL'

ayz 07-08-2008 11:55

wtf is the grimacemobile

Glare 07-08-2008 11:56

how did your buddy oleg like hanging out with e-people ef

nigafool 07-08-2008 11:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayn (Post 13429208)
waiting for akuma to pop in say 'LOL TROLLED YOU GUYS IRL'

lol

Excel 07-08-2008 11:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falhawk (Post 13429201)
excel why don't you have a debit card

Dont like the idea of them. Where I live, you dont need cash, period. There arent any stores that are cash only, the bars all run tabs.

I want a buffer between my money and the wide wide world of sports, so I use credit.

ayz 07-08-2008 11:57

yeah nyc was the first time i've encountered cash-only bars

fraggle 07-08-2008 11:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glare (Post 13429212)
how did your buddy oleg like hanging out with e-people ef

the first thing oleg said when he sat down was "whos the tranny?" and pointed to missjess. he liked fancy cat tho.

nigafool 07-08-2008 11:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excel (Post 13429214)
Dont like the idea of them. Where I live, you dont need cash, period. There arent any stores that are cash only, the bars all run tabs.

I want a buffer between my money and the wide wide world of sports, so I use credit.

what the

HeLLrAiSr 07-08-2008 12:07

Fancy Cat 7-11 story:

After Fancy Cat was fuming as posted in his previous story he mentioned me driving him around to cool off. While this did happen, he left a few things out which I'd be happy to fill in.

In the car ride home from the house of 30 nonexistant women, FancyJoe was indeed fuming. He wanted to kill someone, and I wasn't really about to let that happen. The car had Fancy Cat, Akuma and the two girls that came to the club with us that night. They're also in pictures, shown here:

http://www.angelfire.com/retro/fancy...0/jersey36.JPG

Fancy was in the front seat, akuma in the back with the two girls. I thought fancy was going to start bulging veins and turning a shade of green, but thankfully it didn't happen...he was REALLY upset at the notion of getting kicked out of the house where we were supposed to stay for a few reasons. He mentioned the money spent on beer, which Fc already mentioned before, the idea of people driving drunk (even though myself and ayz who drove akumas car were both sober by that point), and hearing the door slamming when we were pulling out. FC wasn't too happy about that.

Akuma was doing his best to calm FC down during the car ride, which was about 10 minutes long. Akuma and the 2 girls get out (after i told them absolutely not to dropping them off at their houses) at akumas aunts house where we all were staying, and FC stays in the car with me. I told him (or we both decided) it would be best to have him calm down instead of him walking into akumas aunts house in a fit of rage. I drove around to the nearest 7-11, which I had to search for because of the ****in fog off the ocean. That was fun.

We get to the 7-11 and this is one of the funniest parts of the trip for me. I'm about 6' myself and FC towers over me. We walk into the 7-11 and FC makes a b-line for the bottles of water, and the indian dude working the counter stares at him, then at me. All i say is "yeah he's...big" making a hand motion to show height with my hand above me. I ask FC if he wants anything and try to grab the **** and pay for it, he goes "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOURE NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING" At this point I wasn't going to argue with him :p

So he goes up to the counter and asks for a pack of cigs and a lighter, and picks a white bic lighter and puts it on the counter. The indian guy, much to my chagrin says to FC "white is bad luck, shouldn't pick white."

I just look at him and think to myself :picard: FC looks at him and this is what follows:

FancyCat: White isn't a bad color, whites a good color. BLACK is a bad color.

Stupid: No black is good luck, white is bad luck you are wrong!

FancyCat: No you're black and you're bad luck. I hate you, you're dumb.

Stupid: I am black, I hate you too.

FancyCat: (as he walks out) I hope you die, you're the worst person I have ever met. You are black, sups.

Stupid: OK watch for car accident!

That ticked me off, but whatever. Afterwards Fancy was telling me how great of an idea it would be to tackle the girls refridgerator and break her appliances. I drove him back to Akumas aunts house, after he was all calmed down. :shock:

Lord Elessar 07-08-2008 12:08

I don't carry cash just because I'm too lazy to go to the ATM.

This is an intesting thread. Neat stories. sounds like you all got out your checkbooks.

Rambro 07-08-2008 12:11

HR that is one of the most unfunny funny stories ive ever heard

El Scorcho 07-08-2008 12:12

you're bad luck

HeLLrAiSr 07-08-2008 12:13

It might have been a "you had to be there thing"

fraggle 07-08-2008 12:13

i'm broke i don't have cash or credit. pay my tab *****es.

Chaol 07-08-2008 12:15

I'm going to assume
Quote:

FancyCat: No you're black and you're bad luck. I hate you, you're dumb.
is verbatim and piss my pants laughing.

Rambro 07-08-2008 12:17

Im curious as to how many internet/terms were used

did any of the following get regular usage or talked about:

ROFL
LOLWUT
IRL
The Look
Beltbuckle
Kuryami
"I know shok"
Minedisk
Ski
5150
Troll
Flame
Lurk
sand in vag
P n B
******

be honest

Excel 07-08-2008 12:20

We mostly yelled "I am the last one!" and variations of the dwarf's "... and my Axe!" at each other in scot accents.

HeLLrAiSr 07-08-2008 12:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaol (Post 13429262)
I'm going to assume

is verbatim and piss my pants laughing.

everything is word for word what he said, i was stone sober at that point

ayz 07-08-2008 12:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excel (Post 13429268)
We mostly yelled "I am the last one!" and variations of the dwarf's "... and my Axe!" at each other in scot accents.

by we excel means himself, fc, and akuma

Paladin-5 07-08-2008 12:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by twiztid (Post 13429073)
i'm beginning to think this is all one big troll


HeLLrAiSr 07-08-2008 12:26

well you're an idiot

Paladin-5 07-08-2008 12:36

If all this true why would anyone hang out, let alone travel a considerable distance to hang out with him

fraggle 07-08-2008 12:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin-5 (Post 13429318)
If all this true why would anyone hang out, let alone travel a considerable distance to hang out with him

i asked that question so many times you don't even want to know.

Obskure 07-08-2008 12:44

i want to know

Rambro 07-08-2008 12:45

also fraggle cant u simply call akuma and ask him to reply.......any other day u cannot keep him off of this board....hell he even posts when hes not at a computer

fraggle 07-08-2008 12:47

i spoke to akuma on aim and he refused to reply. i can post the log if y'all want.

9Millimeter 07-08-2008 12:48

post it

you haven't held anything back so far

so why start now


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