the ngfm love is getting played out I think

sure, it is neat that he so steadfastly sticks to his ideas

but it doesn't make those ideas any less backwards and retarded.

you posting this is getting played out

:huh:

for example: I would like to hear about ngfm's time spent as the dolphins mascot

plus it is 100% wrong

that too

i won't argue with him about that, though

he is not the only one who doesn't understand the redeeming qualities NGFM often displays accidentally

The only thing I can think about his redeeming qualities is that he, like Jon from Garfield, is consistently kind and aloof.

But, I mean NGFM is so far out of the loop he has ceased being human.

case in point

oh ****.... really? ive read this thread from page one and somehow i missed it. i saw the guy that was giving gon **** many years ago posted but i didnt see gon.

btw- if you dont mind answering, whats his new login name?

:lol:

lol

it was very tough to figure out what gon's new name is

i had to spend a lot of time thinking about what i would do if i were gon

Yea but he never posts it in exactly the same way. He alters his posting method,the wording, and it always ends up being equally ridiculous. It's like a mastery of the hoe playbook.

well i love when NGFM riffs about foreign ****s, marriage, the look, etc.

but it's when he just runs with a small piece of a discussion and expounds on it into great detail that really gets me.

like his advice if you're invited to a party that you really don't want to go to and you end up getting there before everyone else does you should wipe your car down with armor-all and check fluid levels until another guest arrives. also, don't forget to leave a few slices of pizza in a ziplock bag in the fridge if you're intending to drink because you'll want something to soak up the booze when you get home.

that ****'s gold.

i thought that was BS. seriously!

Wtf, I read like every post in this thread and I didn't even catch that.

i almost forgot about this one :lol:

gon2 is not a smurf

lol

There's some threads that you know he'll be getting into. Any thread criticizing NBA = foreign ****s. Any type of marital advice, any type of relationship advice are open game.

and you're probably going to want get an oil change and maybe a tire rotation so make sure you enter that in the maintenance log.

I want to know where it comes from

Main Page - NGFM

feel free to contribute

Ask Rick

it comes from the confusion inside a programmers head stuck in a 6x6 box all day. programmers are timid creatures, similar to the scientists working in Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.

Part X - The Final Frontier

Upon graduation from Carleton University with a Bachelors of Science degree, Gon decided to return to the family igloo on McGee Street in Sarnia, Ontario for a month before returning to Ottawa to start his 'working' life. One month turned into two, two months turned into three, and after eight months of living at home in Sarnia, Gon finally decided to do something. So he waddled over to the Canadian Department of Motor Vehicles, and at the ripe young age of 23, Gon was finally a licensed driver!

Epilogue

Gon is currently living at his parents' house in Sarnia, Ontario with no job prospects and no plans to move anywhere. Gon spends his days reverse engineering old Amiga code and playing XBOX 360 (gamertag: gonrad). The biggest decision in Gon's daily routine is "Should I eat some tasty Baby Bels, or Should I go to Tim Horton's?" More often than not, Gon ends up doing both.

**** all the haters, Gon is my buddy!

that was an anticlimactic ending. This is worse than no country for old men

Bravo!

and so, an epic ends.

i think ngfm has a posting bot. he'll scan threads for key words and then deploy the somewhat relevant ngfm quote

i think you think stupid things

i think your love for ngfm reminds me of ppl who still think rickrolling is funny

i wont argue with the youtube video posting expert :-)

lol

if it were past tense you could say rockroll

your love for me is like a truck

falhawk got rolled

i apologize for the ****ty ending but i had to keep the story as accurate as possible.

:clap:

would read again

gg

the entire story is now in the original post. enjoy.