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Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 20:10

here's a hint

they're all ****s

Mangle-Me-Elmo 07-13-2007 20:10

hickory dickery dock

the mouse ran up the clock

along came a spider

and sat down beside her

etc etc etc 'ock


im thinking of adding something 'under the moon' or stars in it

but overall i feel its my most masterful work to date

Gangrel 07-13-2007 20:11

wheres my damn poem

LogRoller 07-13-2007 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mangle-Me-Elmo (Post 11829230)
hickory dickery dock

the mouse ran up the clock

along came a spider

and sat down beside her

etc etc etc 'ock


im thinking of adding something 'under the moon' or stars in it

but overall i feel its my most masterful work to date


if you're going to rip this off, rip off the dice version.

you don't really get any dice anymore. poor guy.

Mangle-Me-Elmo 07-13-2007 20:13

so im standing in line at the bank with my tongue up this chick's ass

LogRoller 07-13-2007 20:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gangrel (Post 11828644)
logs
rolling
sharts

what are sharts?

Gangrel 07-13-2007 20:16

you know

when you fart and you poop a little

DDS 07-13-2007 20:30

god you've got some underling there log :p

Bounty 07-13-2007 20:55

If ne'er ye heard of the shart,
there is knowledge I wish to impart:
the thing you thought gas
escaping your ass
was actually ****, not a fart!

LogRoller 07-13-2007 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty (Post 11829448)
If ne'er ye heard of the shart,
there is knowledge I wish to impart:
the thing you thought gas
escaping your ass
was actually ****, not a fart!

most excellent.

Gangrel 07-13-2007 21:13

what about log(s)roll(er)ing

LogRoller 07-13-2007 21:15

i'm taking a break. these diapers are not going to change themselves, you know. also i need to make cookies.

Gangrel 07-13-2007 21:15

pwnt by wife

Bounty 07-13-2007 21:15

Ours is in bed already ... but now I want some cookies. :hrm:

LogRoller 07-13-2007 21:18

i've been experimenting with "heart healthy" stuff. there were these chocolate chip cookies that i got in vermont many moons ago that were made with wholegrains. best ****ing cookies ever.

i got a pretty good mix going with oats, molasses, wheat germ, walnuts, and whole wheat flour. but it still needs more tweaking.

i'll tell you one thing, you will have an smooth time in the ****ter after a few of these.

Bounty 07-13-2007 21:20

A cookie could be worth the walk
To the store that's just up the block
But walks make me sweat
So I'll just surf the 'net
For a porno that hardens my cock!

07-13-2007 21:20

there once was a man named loggy
whos vision had become quite foggy
he puckered his lips and thought very quick
let down, a twinkie not a dick

Bounty 07-13-2007 21:21

If I still lived up there, I wouldn't be making any of those cookies - I'd just be buying everything from Trader Joe's. :)

Al'Muktar 07-13-2007 21:22

on the subject of babies

I lived with a 23 yearold who still eats rusks

it was ****ing disgusting watching him suck on those ****ing things

LogRoller 07-13-2007 21:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty (Post 11829562)
A cookie could be worth the walk
To the store that's just up the block
But walks make me sweat
So I'll just surf the 'net
For a porno that hardens my cock!

if you'd like to munch on a cookie
try your wife's, as she'd love some nookie
just don't let your tongue
run over her bung
as mistakes go, it sure is a rookie


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