This is hilarious...... as it beats the pandering done by Guac Bowl Merchant Jeb Bush.

Donald J. Trump ***8207;@realDonaldTrump 15m15 minutes ago

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChtuyP0VEAQZlY1.jpg

Trolling reaching critical mass. Never before or after has someone trolled the entire world as hard as trump. He is incredible and i lool forward to him trolling all these limp dick beaurucrats in DC

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Frank Zappa died in 1993.

Thank god

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oh she may win

but he is going to rip her to god damn pieces in the process

she better limit it to one debate against him, with rehearsed Q&A, or this witch is going to implode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97JSlRgOevg

Hillary cries if you say anything that isn't PC. She menstruates a fetus if you are mean to her.

Meanwhile trump hires comedians to roast him on CC to prepare for the ThunderDome.

She will win.....but not without putting this MAD COW down for the count

Democrats will get their Richard Nixon candidate....knowing full well she is tricky dickless

then they can celebrate the ashes of her lifeless corpse

Trump is a veritable political meat grinder. You go in a well established polished career politician and you come out the other side....well, like a turd thats been left baking in the sun all afternoon.

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in other words, as a career politician amirite

if there is nothing else

trump will bring us the hilarity against hillary

i would much rather put a professional troll up against hillary than another moderate neocon like mcStain and rmoney

this way I can still ***** at the ***** as we go further down the ****ter after she wins. And know we put someone who makes hillary supporters rage, as a professional troll, in the ring against her to call her what she really is.

bring on the blood bath

I envision it like this: hillary falls into a monkey exhibit and trump, the lead monkey, jumps on her back and stuffs **** right into her mouth until she ceases to breathe. Onlookers gaze in utter terror and horror but cant avert their eyes away from the screaming crying pitiless hillary, crawling towards the exit, a wild screaming monkey shredding the skin from her back and stuffing his own rancid steaming **** down her wind pipe .Her last sounds are inhuman muffled sobs, trump rends her neck with long jagged fangs and she collapses in a lifeless confused intermingling pile of feces, semen, and blood.

Either she survives the attack long enough to be pulled out or she doesnt. But one thing is for sure, she will never be the same again.

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LOL

u want your reality tv country murica

u just got it

i audibly snorted when i read, I LOVE HISPANICS, the mad man

¡Gabe! Ortíz ***8206;@TUSK81
A taco salad isn't even a real thing. It's like eating a fortune cookie and saying "I LOVE THE ASIANS"

The election is only the inevitable. Watching the polls from now until then and watching the fury over them erupting in here is going to be the real reward. Liberals, MSM, cucks, sjw's . . . the is going to get blamed except the candidate himself.

Riots in the trailer parks, 2016. Book it.

hillary won this election decades ago

congrats vanster, your chosen candidate was chosen before your kids called another man father

ur still my buddy tho

Having faith in polls is as dumb as faith in invisible sky men

pretty much

but yeah, the polls don't lie, and neither does the media

let's be honest here, clinton won this thing like 4 years ago.

no one had a chance.

I love Hispanics!

maybe some1 can rationalize this 4 me bcuz i cant

if your parents busted their ass, made incredible sacrifices, did things they never thought they would have to do, just to immigrate here legally

why can some ppl not fathom why it is unfair to give those same rights and more to ppl who come here illegally

questions 4 the philosophers who knows loL

i put on my robe and philosophy hat

it is clearly unfair :shrug: i dunno if i have ever seen anyone saying that it is perfectly fair and reasonable tho?

i find that life in general tends to be unfair, illogical and generally bull**** :) particularly where laws and politics are involved

Hillary needs to eat something mexican fast or it's over

no hillary, get that filthy lawn cutter's dick out of your mouth, that's not what we meant!!!

p0w!

Donald Trump fires back at House Speaker Ryan, saying he cannot yet support Ryan's agenda - Politico



Also lol:

Former GOP candidate Ben Carson says he's not interested in being Donald Trump's running mate; says Democrats may be considered - Wall Street Journal

Coal Miners:

https://i.sli.mg/YgBpr2.jpg

He is the best builder. Maybe one day they will call it the "Trump wall."

I am taking note of each and every one of these rep ****ers that are refusing to back Trump. This will be interesting to see the GOP explode. Good ****ing riddance you elitist ***** ****s. You are the dumbest little *****es ever. You finally get it - we hate you. go away. Do some real work. Oh - you can't. All you can do is nothing? Nice. Good luck with that ****ers. If you try and keep the Don from being the chosen one - you are in for a **** ton of trouble. A **** ton. If you think the primaries were ugly - wait until we the people get in your face. We the people are speaking. **** has to end. "He doesn't live up to our standards" give us a ****ing break you righteous, arrogant, maniacal ****s. Your standards suck - that's why we are attempting to kick your asses out of DC. Make way and quit conniving. Get on board or GTFO.

I charge liberals 3 times the amount for a service call than I do Americans.

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Even had one dumbass liberal ask me if I had financing available. To which I said sure thing. At a 35% apr. Hahaha.

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tehvul no one believes anything that you post

why do you even bother? honest question

I would love to see the total stats on the following for this year:

1) How many Dems -> Republicans
2) How many Republicans -> Dem
3) How many went independent
4) How many new voters
5) How many people have voted in the primaries compared to the last few elections

We are in an awesome time right now! I personally do not have a specific party affiliation. I have always thought that was ****ing stupid. I am so glad that Trump showed up to shake that **** show in DC up. Look how thin the skins are on most of these asshats in DC. Let's clear them out like wildfire and get some new - thicker skinned people in there who aren't afraid to speak their minds and actually work together to save money and get some **** done.

We have home, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc to focus on. Quit whining you *****es. I bet Donald could cut a deal with Russia and Iran and a few other ISIS haters to kick some major ****ing ass and make a profit off this ****. Or get the **** out and work on diplomacy. Anything other than this never-ending warfare and distraction from us - here in the US - we need attention ******s - our roads suck our schools suck people are killing each other - let's get back to the good times mother****ers! Get on the Trump party bus. Woot Woot - we are all bozos on this bus *****es.

Also - **** the Rolling Stones. I say Don goes straight Ted Nugent. Ted loves the Don. So does Dennis Rodman but I don't think we need the worm singing.

Here is the anthem I suggest -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2OM7HEfrs

All the true Alphas are on board.

Never leave sasqatchewan togo. Never

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Ah, Canada is being tested by fire. Now we have a Conservative govt in Manitoba, and people are coming here.

The south park prediction is more accurate than the blood moons



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The people writing those shows consult seers and the puppeteers of Hollywood. There is always some truth but they built those underground bunkers because their day is coming. When Christians are taken from this world all hell is going to break loose. But not before then, at least globally.