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Validuz 01-03-2013 15:21


Originally Posted by Fool (Post 17523869)


Sysorex 01-03-2013 16:13

Rev_Night 01-03-2013 16:28

wash dc, home of gentlemen:

HelenKeller 01-03-2013 17:27

tearis 01-03-2013 17:47

Travace 01-03-2013 18:00 Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer: Kitchen & Dining

the reviews :lol:

Travace 01-03-2013 18:06

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munkeydung 01-03-2013 18:13


No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer!

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

This is the only one used on official world tournaments and don't settle for less. Some will try to sell you a 569, 570 or 571A but they are cheap versions of the real deal which is the 571B. At home I still have an old 134 series A (the cast iron one with the screw to set the width) which I use for special occasions, but when I travel the 571B is in my carry-on. The 200 and 300's are really more for people with a tomato background.

dibs 01-03-2013 18:28

none of those reviews are funny

Goshin 01-03-2013 19:21

fun fact, my girlfriend used to use that sliced banana thingy for work
she says its really handy in the food industry

no she doesnt work in the food industry anymore tards

Excel 01-03-2013 19:23

... why would it matter if she still works in the food industry? We dont judge women for that, preparing food is what she should be doing.

Goshin 01-03-2013 19:32

i dunno theres a few elitist **** ****s here that enjoy judging people EVEN THOUGH I BOUGHT A REALLY GOOD TV AS TOLD BY AVS FORUMS

Ares 01-03-2013 19:34

we make fun of men for working with food

your ***** is cool

shitwizard 01-03-2013 19:39

<3 Goshin

Dennis 01-03-2013 20:32

Instant Karma, possibly fake?

Blitz 01-03-2013 21:29

HelenKeller 01-03-2013 21:40

[MD5]Hash 01-03-2013 21:50


Originally Posted by munkeydung (Post 17524072)


342 of 364 people found the following review helpful

1.0 out of 5 stars This thing scares me October 1, 2012
By element_104

My wife came home from Williams-Sonoma with one of these. I locked myself in the bathroom, from where I am now typing this plea for help, and warning. THERE AREN'T ANY BANANAS IN THE HOUSE!

Goshin 01-03-2013 22:22


she just read the responses
"hey, they think im a cool *****!"

dibs 01-03-2013 22:47

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