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LGBR 07-13-2007 00:25

my god mine was the best

YES

Oddity 07-13-2007 00:25

I like Ascoe's idea

1. orbital123
2. his existence
3. I'd like him to die
4. none

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ascoe (Post 11825173)
1. anger
2. leads to the dark side
3. blow up their death star
4. capes!

edit - this logroller thread does not have enough smilies.

to the dark side, anger leads
and war's the soil for its seeds
we must not keep it all inside
for this info many bothans died
and if you're reading all this crap
you'd better stop, cause IT'S A TRAP

Stits 07-13-2007 00:28

1. Gumby
2. He's made of clay for ****s sake and best buds with a horse (bestiality)
3. Death by chemical burns and or emolation
4. Children seemed to love him (pedophile)

Groove 07-13-2007 00:31

1. some guy named Greg
2. he's a competing IT guy trying to steal away my biggest client (aka 50% of my income)
3. get hit by a truck/beaten to death/thrown into the Pit of Sarlacc
4. i think he rides a bike? i dunno.

Son of Mothra 07-13-2007 00:32

1. Shirley Phelps
2. Honestly, everything
3. Destruction of their church+family+bodies
4. Her ignorance, i guess

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddity (Post 11825260)
I like Ascoe's idea

1. orbital123
2. his existence
3. I'd like him to die
4. none

now orby's a big whiny troll
who hungrily loves to smoke pole
while mano a mano
he employed some nano
and created some extra man hole

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:34

some of these are making me laugh while i write them. :lol:

DrSupey 07-13-2007 00:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrSupey (Post 11825029)
1. DrSupey
2. Better than RogLoller
3. Orange
4. Strawberry


Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825160)
a haiku:

supey rocks on log
supe's clearly superior
but his cock is not

You didn't rhyme anything with "orange"! :(
(I don't care about the strawberry)

orbital 123 07-13-2007 00:38

1. Religious conservatives
2. Their opposition to transhumanism
3. Viral infection that melts their skin
4. At least they aren't bombing innocent civilians...yet.

nolt 07-13-2007 00:39

1. poodles
2. how they zombify their owners (poodle zombies)
3. i would like to write a book of 1001 satisfying ways to kill poodles. i would like to starve a poodle until it was hungry enough to eat the carcass of a dead poodle and then i would laugh at it.
4. theyre relatively 'intelligent' dogs

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by S**** (Post 11825281)
1. Gumby
2. He's made of clay for ****s sake and best buds with a horse (bestiality)
3. Death by chemical burns and or emolation
4. Children seemed to love him (pedophile)

so gumby and pokey are clay
they desired each other one day
they were caught having sex
but poor gumby was vexxed
"hey now, pokey's a girl, it's okay!"

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrSupey (Post 11825343)
You didn't rhyme anything with "orange"! :(
(I don't care about the strawberry)

hey buddy, haikus don't rhyme, and i just want enough source material to draw from - it does not mean i'll use it.

however, as penance for not meeting expectations, i have an excellent knock knock joke involving oranges and bananas that i can tell you the next time we get together.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by orbital 123 (Post 11825353)
1. Religious conservatives
2. Their opposition to transhumanism
3. Viral infection that melts their skin
4. At least they aren't bombing innocent civilians...yet.

republicans are whom orby hates
for despising, he's one of the greats
and so he infected
all those that he rejected
but his mom died too - whoops! pearly gates

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by nolt (Post 11825361)
1. poodles
2. how they zombify their owners (poodle zombies)
3. i would like to write a book of 1001 satisfying ways to kill poodles. i would like to starve a poodle until it was hungry enough to eat the carcass of a dead poodle and then i would laugh at it.
4. theyre relatively 'intelligent' dogs

there's one thing they say about poodles
of intelligence, they totally have oodles
but these puffy young pups
should all get lined up
and have an axe whacked in their noodles

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:53

okay, i filled all correct requests to this point. taking a break.

Son of Mothra 07-13-2007 00:53

wth :(, sheesh

LogRoller 07-13-2007 00:55

whoops, missed you mothra, sorry man. on it now.

edit: and groove too. yeesh.

Groove 07-13-2007 00:55

:(

Psyc 07-13-2007 00:56

1.lupus
2.its never lupus
3.it would turn into a tree of money
4.its never lupus


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