[so] My new neighbors are completely fucked etc
They sleep all day and drug party all night. Their house has 1 room and 6 idiots are living there.
They look like this: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KNNrg-FG1b0/maxresdefault.jpg There's also a chick or two that dresses like that too, which is p disgusting, tbh. These animals do a lot of ****en noise :psyduck: I will probably go nuts, buy a Kalashnikov in France (you know, like jihads do), and shoot them. And kill them. |
just take some drugs and have a good time you ****in sperglord
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break the vent in their water heater and kill them with co2
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So your neighbors are from Portugal too
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are those fanny packs
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itt: a jealous sperg vents his frustration from having been rejected yet again.
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Anubis used to be a dillhole. Now he is an old dillhole.
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bury ur poo in their shower drain that will show them also smoke meth
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You choose where you live.
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ITT ANOOBIS COMPLAINS ABOUT PORTUGUESE MOVING IN |
Make them some fish stew
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Show them your vagina.
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Id probably drop a few gs blow n party with them and theyd end up thinking i was a ****ing nutjob not vicer versa
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Get a camera and point it at their house. They'll see it and stay inside.
I'm working on setting up Wyzecams, they just came out with Version 2. I just got mine today. WyzeCam: 1080p HD Smart Home Camera With Free AWS Cloud They make an outdoor enclosure for it. https://www.amazon.com/Bracket-Resis...+cam+enclosure You need a 64gb MicroSD memory card. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...=ATVPDKIKX0DER And you may need an extension cable for the power. The camera uses a USB to USBc connector, comes with a 5 foot cable and USB power plug. 25 foot cable is here. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...PJT4PBTR&psc=1 If you have a window facing their home, you can set it on the window sill. Otherwise you can run a long cable for the power, and get the enclosure if you want to put it outside. You could listen and talk to them through the camera telling them to shut up. If they know a camera is recording, they won't feel like sitting outside. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h53qRcbFoUI |
the whole location location location thing is really important
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yesterday I was out all day and forgot to lock my door |
Make more money, live in nicer hood.
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https://www.amazon.com/Kwikset-Conte...wireless+alexa Co-worker drove to work, then home wondering if he left his garage door open. Then he bought an add on for his GDO, he got it working. Garadget - Remotely Control and Monitor Your Existing Garage Door With Smartphone, Voice, Home Automation and Other Devices - - Amazon.com Here's a review for a GDO that has all the wireless stuff built in. Chamberlain MyQ Review 2018 (Best WiFi Garage Door Opener?!) - YouTube Got the camera working, can see it on my phone. It doesn't have motion detection zones, they're working on that for the future. It has motion tagging to see what the camera detected as moving. That means if I point it at the street, it will pick up all the cars passing by and send me an alert each time. That's not good, but what I plan on doing is pointing it at my driveway or the front door outside. Then I won't get spammed with alerts. It does record everything to an SD card on the camera and sends all the alert videos to the cloud, 14 days for free. Wyzecam has a forum where people are telling them about bugs. Version 2 of the camera has a better Cmos sensor and sound chip. For $20 I think it's cool. |
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