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    I don't know if I did or not. I had an epidural pretty early on and was exhausted by hour 14 and don't really remember anything when the actual laboring started. I forgot to ask the nurse if I shat her bed.
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    Did you shit when you gave birth? I know a couple women that did and refuse to talk about it and only know because their husbands mentioned it.
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    You only say that because you tried to drug me to keep me from remembering. The joke is on you! I was already drugged but still remembered.

    I hope you're giving your ass a break from that huge dildo you often ram in it. It needs some time to recover and be relatively tight again as opposed to loose and having shit drip out of your ass all day long.
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    You seem to forget that time we went to the beach. I had a giant sand penis so make sure that's part of it. You may want to make sure it has it's anal virginity still intact.... I will never forget that night you raped me with a strap on. Strangely enough, it felt like it was used just minutes before.
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    You mean a girl voodoo doll. Yes. It looks just like you except I couldn't fit as much sand in the vagina as is in your own. I don't think that will void the pain, though.
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    No silly, you've stalked me to my house and stole my dirty clothes! I hope that lock of hair you got from me is being used on an anatomically correct voodoo doll.
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    How did you know what kind of cologne I wear? That's kind of creepy, does your husband know you're have an internet affair with me while secretly sniffing my clothes?
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    Please allow me to take this time to show my gratitude towards you for allowing me to wear your vagina as a hat. It's not as snug as I thought it would be but I can roll it up so it's less saggy.
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    I just take lots of naps in between our "interaction"... Just like sex. I just hope you think of me next time you have a massive shit that clogs the toilet. You'll look down while you've got the plunger in hand and see some corn floating and think of me.
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    Why not? Is th at hole already taken? Can I shove my hand in your ass and squish your shit between my fingers?
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