Date for work christmas party cancelled. Now WTF.

[KingSobieski]

Had a 6'5 blonde lined up for tomorrow night. She ditched cause she forgot her family's christmas party is tomorrow night. Definitely don't want to go stag but don't have any bitches in the stable. Wtf do i do now

 

[TechnoDonut]

Go stag and nail some desperate coworker?

 

[Fool]

Get drunk and make poor decisions in front of people who will judge you for them.

 

[Thingfish]

Take your mom.

 

[havax]

Take my mom

 

[brick]

what happened to the single mom that was buying your air hockey table who you were going to bang?

you said she didn't have a "fat voice," and that sounded promising

[Craigslist] Single Mom / Air Hockey by KingSobieski - TribalWar Forums

 

[Goshin]

Bring a dude so you can play the gay card when bullshit happens at work to get out of shit

 

[slogg]

lol @ family christmas party being on a saturday night

i got a bridge to sell ya

 

[Wiglaf]

spend some time explaining how to get a date with a 6'5" blonde to the rest of us

 

[Goshin]

It's nott hard

You gotta suck her Dick first

 

[Osiris]

bring your fleshlight

 

[BeLiaL]

i hope you're 6'8"

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

Show up hammered at her family's xmas party unannounced.

 

[HelenKeller]

go stag & bring some blow

 

[blackpeople]

lol @ family christmas party being on a saturday night

i got a bridge to sell ya

hoe playbook 101

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

 

[Fool]

 

[cael]

you're gonna lose the respect of your coworkers if you go stag so stay at home and make drunken posts on tw instead

 

[Wraithed]

Tinder?

 

[dibs]

lol @ family christmas party being on a saturday night

i got a bridge to sell ya