Dear Fulham,
You got lucky again. Please sign real defenders. Bocanegra, if you stay, please play for Fulham like you play for the USA. Eddie Johnson, please spend the offseason working on your touch and growing new testicles. Mr. Manager, please play Dempsey 'in-the-hole' (and Mr. Dempsey, please finish for Fulham like you do for the USA).
Brian McBride, you are the greatest American player. Ever.
Please, Fulham,...please...crack the Top 10 next year.
You got lucky again. Please sign real defenders. Bocanegra, if you stay, please play for Fulham like you play for the USA. Eddie Johnson, please spend the offseason working on your touch and growing new testicles. Mr. Manager, please play Dempsey 'in-the-hole' (and Mr. Dempsey, please finish for Fulham like you do for the USA).
Brian McBride, you are the greatest American player. Ever.
Please, Fulham,...please...crack the Top 10 next year.