I cut my penis.

[Hudson]

I cut my penis. [OFF]

I was using that body shaver thing to do some yard work downstairs. I was shaving the side of my penis when the teeth from that shaver caught and put a 1/8 of an inch cut along my wang.

It's not bleeding as bad as I would have thought, but it does hurt and I'll probably go to sleep with toilet paper wrapped around my junk. (i'm not using sandpaper or a band aid to fix it).

Pro Tip: Don't shave your shaft if it's bone dry.

 

[Kill Me Plz]

Sure you didn't cut yourself doing. . .

Spoiler

I'm not really sure how you'd do that by doing ^, but it was just a funny picture I finally got to use

 

[Mangina]

i cut my balls two weeks ago and i put some rubbing alcohol on it.

 

[Daredevil]

i cut my balls two weeks ago and i put some rubbing alcohol on it.

smooth one

Spoiler

pun intended

 

[Yaason]

i cut a testicle in half with siccors trimming my pubes a couple weeks ago. its huge and infected, but huge

 

[Tribalbob]

 

[Reaver]

I almost cut my dick once, but the blade shattered when it hit the shaft. Close call.

 

[SeVeReD]

pls no picture pls

 

[SirBatesAlot]

rub chlorine on it.

 

[Hudson]

pls no picture pls

While i was thinking of making this thread, I wondered if anyone would stay "STFU pics or it didn't happen"

 

[Ixiterra]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Tribalbob]

every time i read this thread I keep hoping the word "off" is going to be at the end of the title.

 

[Goshin]

lol. i use razors like real men. Most i ever get is a nick which bleeds for 2 seconds and doesnt hurt.

 

[SirBatesAlot]

I would never use a razor on my dick. Call me a pussy all you want, a sharp object is never coming in contact with it.

 

[Goshin]

just gotta learn to finesse the blade. Its smooth sailing from there (lols)

 

[WorstAim]

i cut a testicle in half with siccors trimming my pubes a couple weeks ago. its huge and infected, but huge

wait what the fuck, details!

 

[Buddhaz Wisdom]

I use my sisters razor to shave down there.

 

[triple]

fucking jews.

 

[Brasstax]

I took off the whole wang with a hedge trimmer once. They sewed it back together and now it's twice as long. Shoots far too.

 

[Goshin]

can i cut my penis into your body brass?