Should I shave my son's head as a disciplinary measure?

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Kelven
06-09-2011, 11:55 AM
shave his ball sack

telos
06-09-2011, 11:56 AM
boys don't care about their hair. Shave off an eyebrow but make him choose which one.

Kelven
06-09-2011, 11:56 AM
shave your wife's ball sack as well

buize
06-09-2011, 12:01 PM
Break all his favorite toys in front of him
Feed him his least favorite food for a year
Send him to china

Mytzylplyx
06-09-2011, 12:01 PM
In all fairness, it is his job to terrorize his sister. Its in his contract.

Also, this is going to be hilarious a few years from now. Start laughing about it and let it go. Welcome to having kids.

Sir Lucius
06-09-2011, 12:04 PM
Yes, shave his head. He won't need another haircut until December.

Huscarl
06-09-2011, 12:05 PM
The obvious solution is to shave your wife's head for not stopping him.

Amadeus
06-09-2011, 12:05 PM
So, my 5-year-old son decided today that it would be really awesome if he used his craft scissors to snip a chunk of hair off my 3-year-old daughter's head, whose hair length had never been cut aside from the occasional light trimming of ends.

Would it be extreme of me to make this a teaching opportunity by shaving my son's head to about 1/4-1/2" when I get home? I mean, it's summer and the boy does need a haircut anyway.

But is that going way too overboard and causing excessive trauma? Is it a little too much like an eye-for-an-eye?

I will add that my daughter was extremely distraught over the entire incident, herself.

What would you do?
1. Shave head, keep cut hair

2. Let boy suffer for a day or two

3. While he's asleep, take cut hair and glue it back on his head. "I'm sorry son, here let me give your hair back"

4. Post pics of daughter

Kelven
06-09-2011, 12:06 PM
have your wife poop on some bread and feed him a **** sandwich

Kelven
06-09-2011, 12:07 PM
post pictures of your wife pooping

Rayn
06-09-2011, 12:07 PM
shave kelven's head

|V|
06-09-2011, 12:08 PM
just punish him however he'd normally get punished for doing anything else warranting discipline

no reason to get creative unless he isn't responding to it


if you start with the 'eye for an eye' crap, they'll start reacting to each other/other people by thinking it's right for them to take matters into their own hands with punishment

Amadeus
06-09-2011, 12:08 PM
post pictures of your wife pooping
yeah **** this thread, we need this

buize
06-09-2011, 12:08 PM
Alternatively you can give your daughter a pair of scissors and let her go to town on your sons head

Ebersole
06-09-2011, 12:11 PM
Alternatively you can give your daughter a pair of scissors and let her go to town on your sons head

there are so many things wrong with this post. or rather, i'm ****ed up

Kelven
06-09-2011, 12:12 PM
shave kelven's head

now that was completely uncalled for. I am just sharing my vast knowledge on raising kids and what I have done in this type situation this is like real world type stuff

Falhawk
06-09-2011, 12:23 PM
shave kelven's balls

Amadeus
06-09-2011, 12:28 PM
post pictures of your daughter shaving kelven's balls

GreasyBoy
06-09-2011, 12:28 PM
Strange punishments have unpredictable results. If he was chasing his sister around with scissors trying to cut her hair every day, yeah, you might need to get a little creative. But impulsive wrongs by children do not require impulsive punishments.

JMO

Mitchdubai
06-09-2011, 12:30 PM
Shoot the kid, he's clearly deranged.