what is the worst dish you ever made?

for me it would've had to have been around 4 years ago, I tried to make a stuffed pork chop and wow did I over season the fuck out of the mushrooms that I used to stuff it (with rosemary I think) and all the cheese melted out during cooking (over-cooking lol)

made it damn near uneatable and this was for the in laws smiled and ate I'm sure the entire time thinking holy fuck is this horrible.

luckily I've not done that since.

i dunno when it was but once i tried to make toffee and i followed a stupid recipe that said to put X amount of salt in

i felt like it was a lot but i ignored my better judgment and put it all in

ech

i still ate a lot of them but they were pretty salty

everything else i make mostly comes out alright even when i think i fucked it up

if it doesnt it probably goes into the garbage. i wouldnt make someone eat something i wasnt happy with.

i tried making a white wine cream sauce and put way too much white wine. i tasted it and the taste of white wine hit me like a train. blech.

A Vietnamese dish I was attempting was my worst. I used too much fish sauce and the whole thing stank worse than an unwashed nuggets cunt after a marathon.

walked away from cooking rice once and came back with it entirely burned (or nearly so).

i dont think i've ever ruined anything i was paying attention to though. i think that's the sole cause of mistakes - not paying attention.

Man stew that was posted by loucypher here on tw cooking. It took so much shit to make it and then it just fucking sucked

LOL

my pizza crusts are fucking awful

i need to learn to bake with someone who is good at it, instead of just googling shit

chicken coq au vin - i spent like 2 or 3 days making it then i boiled the chicken and turned it into rubber. it sucked so much ass.

salmon that called for a lot of kosher salt

never again

My first attempt at making fried rice I used too much oil. I thought the rice would actually get crispy, but instead it was greasy.

I like to mess around with risotto and put whatever I can find around the house in to it. I put waaaaay to much cayenne and hot sauce in to it once; I like spicy food but I couldn't eat it. Waste of 30 minutes.

salmon that called for a lot of kosher salt

never again
Were you doing that thing where you bake it inside a cave of salt?

Were you doing that thing where you bake it inside a cave of salt?

nah

just cute little fillets plus those huge fucking crystals of salt = disgusting

My first attempt at making fried rice I used too much oil. I thought the rice would actually get crispy, but instead it was greasy.

I like to mess around with risotto and put whatever I can find around the house in to it. I put waaaaay to much cayenne and hot sauce in to it once; I like spicy food but I couldn't eat it. Waste of 30 minutes.

Hah, I fucked up some fried rice the other day. Was in a big hurry and had no real idea on how to make it. I was just sauteing rice and shit around and added raw eggs.

Turned into goopy shit really fast.

this is an easy one for me. Pad Thai. I tried to make and it ended up being a mess and didnt taste all that good.

Were you doing that thing where you bake it inside a cave of salt?

i never really understood this. can somebody explain this?