Why People Smurf

- They are notorious faggots and are tired of being ridiculed/taunted/owned/chased/kicked.

- They are not as good as they would like to be and want to save their decade-old former name of glory.

- They want to be assholes via the following possible ways: Stacking a PU, Stacking a Pub, spamming garbage, taunting admins, talking endless shit or just being fucking idiots in general, all whilst being too terrified to ruin their sweet tribes rep.

- They realize that their douchebag attitude has blacklisted them from pretty much anything in tribes, so they try to apply their skills to a new name.

This is the list. These are the only possible reasons people smurf, and if you smurf, please take a moment to repeatedly and aggressively hammer your balls with a softball inside of a long sock.

What ever happened to smurfs get zero rights? Suck my dick smurfs, suck my dick.

hey joe :wave:

Welcome to 1998.

u mad nerd?

I felt like posting a reprisal about my thoughts on smurfs because I've actually been playing again, and felt like sharing :)

My favourite? "Who are you, why are you smurfing?" "Oh everyone knows I am xxxxx" "Then why smurf?" *dead air*

ENLIGHTEN ME then, if not for dubiously homosexual reasons, why people smurf. Theres only like 30 people who play, why do half of you play under different names constantly? It's like changing your keychain at a gang bang when only the same 5 people show up. Seems pointless.

u mad nerd?

Holy Shit! sb.Pure?! :x

don't sweat the small stuff

Some people can't play unless they smurf. It only bothers me when people pretend to be another player. If they're just trying to hang out, and just play without being pestered, etc. who cares ...

Just don't be an annoying piece of shit like DiSK.

NoFiX are you still angry that you are awful @ tribes even with cheats 10 years later?

Is that why you accuse me of interpolating???

ITT, people rage and have a dickwaving contest over a 10+ year old dead game.


You people need hobbies.

jm5k who are u referring 2 specifically

my name on tribes is smurf so am i included in this?

jm5k who are u referring 2 specifically

No one specifically, it's something that always bothered me with tribes. Once Andrew made smurfchecker, and the community pretty much killed all rights to smurfs, it was good (imagine, a PU where everyone uses their main/TW name! Where you don't need to know who dicksuck64 or hotornot.com are, or why even though there are 6 people available, Fuckface PU Leader1 waits 5 minutes for anonymous PoopdickSanchez to log on and instantly picks him and PS: they are buds and he is wicked); but now it's just gone back to how it was before, only instead of a couple thousand regulars, it's a couple dozen of the same idiots over and over.

I play as jm5k pretty much exclusively. If you hate me or love me, I am ok with both, and at least you know who you're dealing with.

And the kicker, like I've mentioned before, is that everyone in that player's circle (pretty much everyone for everyone) already knows who they are, defeating the purpose in the first place.

Smurfing is retarded. Stop smurfing.

Holy Shit! sb.Pure?! :x

That would be me :)

You people need hobbies.

says the official TW forum Troll

says the official TW forum Trollhook, line, sinker

not even a fucking challenge

No one specifically, it's something that always bothered me with tribes. Once Andrew made smurfchecker, and the community pretty much killed all rights to smurfs, it was good (imagine, a PU where everyone uses their main/TW name! Where you don't need to know who dicksuck64 or hotornot.com are, or why even though there are 6 people available, Fuckface PU Leader1 waits 5 minutes for anonymous PoopdickSanchez to log on and instantly picks him and PS: they are buds and he is wicked); but now it's just gone back to how it was before, only instead of a couple thousand regulars, it's a couple dozen of the same idiots over and over.

I play as jm5k pretty much exclusively. If you hate me or love me, I am ok with both, and at least you know who you're dealing with.

And the kicker, like I've mentioned before, is that everyone in that player's circle (pretty much everyone for everyone) already knows who they are, defeating the purpose in the first place.

Smurfing is retarded. Stop smurfing.

have you ever considered that if everyone knows who they are, then they aren't smurfing

just a thought

I'm with NoFix on this one. There are times when it's nice to be anonymous. There's always one guy that keeps asking questions even though I keep directing them to the website.

have you ever considered that if everyone knows who they are, then they aren't smurfing

just a thought

Or they say "I'm Opsayo on TW" to which everyone responds with "...who?"

smurf you u smurfing smurf, go smurf urself

this is AFN jm5k...