Meat sparks in Microwave

BodyShoT
03-18-2009, 11:37 PM
People were amazed to find meat in lunchables sparks when put in the microwave. Concerned parents thought there was metal contamination in the product. The explanation from Oscar Meyer is that the salt treated meat causes an energy bridge which sparks. The salt. THERE IS TOO MUCH ****ING SALT IN PROCESSED FOOD. Along with the calories and fat in foods its no wonder Americans are overweight and hypertensive. ****

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Instead of marking the boxes "Not intended for Microwave" they should mark it "Look how much ****ing salt you are eating"

The more you know.

Pip
03-18-2009, 11:38 PM
you know what else sparks?
sugar cubes
and breath mints

Baby Bew
03-18-2009, 11:38 PM
People were amazed to find meat in lunchables sparks when put in the microwave.
Yeah I hate it when my sparks have meat in them.

lemon
03-18-2009, 11:39 PM
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MadBoFo
03-18-2009, 11:39 PM
the person that made that ****ing youtube video should be shot in the face.

JUST SHOW THE ****ING ACTION YOU DUMB WHORE

MadBoFo
03-18-2009, 11:41 PM
also what the **** ****ING 4 MINUTES TO MICROWAVE A ****ING PIECE OF HAM WHAT THE ****ING ****

BodyShoT
03-18-2009, 11:43 PM
Before anyone asks why someone would put the meat in a micro it was because doctors were telling parents to do that to kill potential listeria contamination. Over-reaction similar to the Jenny McCarthy don't inoculate your kids stupidity.

nSpectre
03-18-2009, 11:44 PM
If meat sparks in your microwave, the only excuse should be that you failed to remove all the buck/birdshot.

BodyShoT
03-18-2009, 11:45 PM
If meat sparks in your microwave, the only excuse should be that you failed to remove all the buck/birdshot.

exactly

Metropolis
03-18-2009, 11:45 PM
i would never in a million years put slop like that in my kid's lunchbox.

lemon
03-18-2009, 11:45 PM
hey man next time time you post something about something right before you hit 'post reply' just shoot yourself in the face

Baby Bew
03-18-2009, 11:49 PM
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Lineage
03-18-2009, 11:51 PM
If meat sparks in your microwave, the only excuse should be that you failed to remove all the buck/birdshot. one of your enemies tried to poison you with heavy metals.

Fixed that for you.

blackpeople
03-18-2009, 11:52 PM
hey man next time time you post something about something right before you hit 'post reply' just shoot yourself in the face

what

Noot
03-18-2009, 11:59 PM
YOU ALL HAVE MAGGOTS IN YOUR ASSHOLES

SUCK ME

Jungle Fish
03-19-2009, 12:05 AM
i prefer the metal alloy theory

bam
03-19-2009, 12:05 AM
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