Why do Jews wear funny hats?

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Kurayami
11-19-2008, 12:55 PM
All Jews wear yamulkas.
Some Jews wear the funny black hats.

Why?

Discuss.

euph
11-19-2008, 12:56 PM
to cover their bald spots?

Jislan
11-19-2008, 12:57 PM
the ones with the funny hats are jewish american princes

CERVICAL-KREMS
11-19-2008, 12:57 PM
Orthodox Jews are infinitely more stylish than those *****mades that wear the skull cap.

However, I will wait for a real jew to weigh in.




























lol fraggle weigh in

henry
11-19-2008, 12:57 PM
All Jews wear yamulkas.
Some Jews wear the funny black hats.

Why?

Discuss.

Tradition.

Fool
11-19-2008, 12:58 PM
So Palestinians know where to throw the rocks

Fuzzy
11-19-2008, 01:00 PM
i have both and wear both depending on the day. when the sun is out i tend to wear the hat, but if i'm indoors i'll wear the yamulka. in my match.com profile im wearing the yamulka but im thinking of switching over to the big hat since i havent gotten any messages in about 4 months

henry
11-19-2008, 01:02 PM
i have both and wear both depending on the day. when the sun is out i tend to wear the hat, but if i'm indoors i'll wear the yamulka. in my match.com profile im wearing the yamulka but im thinking of switching over to the big hat since i havent gotten any messages in about 4 months

you need to join jdate.com, match.com is for normal people.

euph
11-19-2008, 01:06 PM
One of my clients has a mansion in Miami Beach that I've visited a number of times. They are Orthadox Jews and in all of the portraits on the walls the whole family is dressed in black suits and top hats, its pretty hilarious. They also have portraits of various Rabbis and pictures of Israel everywhere.

They are also multimillionaires.

SuperTrap
11-19-2008, 01:10 PM
Jews with money? really?

EggoNinja
11-19-2008, 01:12 PM
I was hoping this was a joke

DocHolliday
11-19-2008, 01:13 PM
Dumb thread.

Seraph
11-19-2008, 01:15 PM
you need to join jdate.com, match.com is for regular people.

I don't think he means regular people, I think he means normal people.

henry
11-19-2008, 01:18 PM
I don't think he means regular people, I think he means normal people.

That's what I meant, thanks.

bam
11-19-2008, 03:41 PM
Kurayami, why have you not answered my question yet?

Amadeus
11-19-2008, 04:18 PM
to cover their bald spots?
now this brings up an interesting question


do they wear the hats because they have bald spots, or do they have bald spots because of the hats?

hmmmmmmmmm

FishStix
11-19-2008, 04:46 PM
One time I was visiting my brother up north at CSU Chico.

We were at some random house party, and I was talking to this dumb beez (probably drunk too, but dumb as a ****ing brick). Somehow we get on the subject of me and my buddy being Jewish. She then says something a long the lines of "aren't you Jews not aloud to you know, party?" which is absurd, because Jews love to party. Then this little gem came out of no where: "Where are your little hats?" in the dumbest, most beeztastic voice.

I :rofl:'d

Reggs
11-19-2008, 04:55 PM
I like religious clothing. Pope Benedict decided at a young age what he wanted to be in life based on the clothing the clergy wore.

btw, jews wear hats to cover up their dirty hair. It's an age old jew trick to save on shampoo. Next time you are in a jew home, take a look in the bathroom and try to find a bottle of shampoo if you don't believe me.

If a jew gets shampoo for free, say at a hotel, they will usually save the bottle for special occasion, like a funeral or when they get their tax rebate checks.

High Fidelity
11-19-2008, 05:26 PM
What the **** is a "beez"?

Edit: Urban Dictionary tells me it's a slut.

It's amazing how stupid people will sound in the name of cool.

Durak
11-19-2008, 05:29 PM
did you punch her in the **** stix