OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)

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Falhawk
06-26-2001, 10:44 AM
HAHAHA Creator wins the prize for having this sickest joke!

WAY TO GO!!!

WOOHOO!!!!

FireStorm!
06-26-2001, 10:49 AM
These jokes are addictive.

Ddamn
06-26-2001, 11:12 AM
Whats the best part about having a 9 year old girlfriend?

when her hair gets wet in the shower, she looks six...

whats the best part about getting a handjob from a 5 year old?

your cock looks huge in their hand...

Wendel
06-26-2001, 11:23 AM
omg... Fucking nasty! I love it, keep up the good work.

FngrBANG
06-26-2001, 11:28 AM
Originally snipped & ripped from:The Hun's Yellow Pages (http://www.thehun.net)

Bumper Stickers 2

1. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
2. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
3. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
4. The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
5. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
6. Illiterate? Write For Help
7. Honk If Anything Falls Off
8. Cover Me I’m Changing Lanes
9. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
10. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
11. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
12. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
13. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
17. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong...
18. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!!
19. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
20. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

wozzeck
06-26-2001, 11:30 AM
<b>Racist joke, dont read if you gonna bitch</b>



What'd the black kid get for christmas?

Your bike!


What's it say on the inside of every black man's lips?

Inflate to 35 PSI.

Ddamn
06-26-2001, 11:30 AM
A man stops his car in front of a little girl standing at the side of the road and asks " little girl, would you like to go for a ride with me?" the little girl agrees, and their off.
The man asks " Little girl, would you like to stop and take a walk in the woods with me"? Again she agrees, and their off.
As it starts to get dark the little girl says "Mister, its getting dark, and these woods are wierd, Im scared"! The man replies, "You thing YOUR scared, I gotta walk outta here alone"!

Prophecy
06-26-2001, 11:32 AM
^^^ LOL PERHAPS THE MOST DEMENTED JOKE EVAR!

Ddamn
06-26-2001, 11:33 AM
whats the difference between a Cadillac, and a pile of dead babies?

I dont have a Cadillac in my garage.

KoKi
06-26-2001, 11:36 AM
what do you call a black woman having an abortion?
crime fighter.

[MoM] Gort
06-26-2001, 11:36 AM
Seen on a bumper sticker:

"Fat people are harder to kidnap."

Special---K
06-26-2001, 11:38 AM
Hehe, dead babies are funny. That's why I like to think about them while I have sex.

-SpecK

geekcola
06-26-2001, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by KoKi
what do you call a black woman having an abortion?
crime fighter.

:lol:

Wendel
06-26-2001, 11:51 AM
I don't know about you all, but I am not down with these racist jokes.

zatooolman
06-26-2001, 11:57 AM
But you are down with OPP right ?:ftard:

Disc.Oh
06-26-2001, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by [MoM] Gort
Seen on a bumper sticker:

"Fat people are harder to kidnap."

Where did you see that bumper sticker? Where do you live?

Disc.Oh
06-26-2001, 12:03 PM
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Wendel
06-26-2001, 12:11 PM
Ruthless dude...

Daedalus
06-26-2001, 12:12 PM
oK.
Why do black people were those big straw hats?





So birds don't shit on their lip.





What do you call black people hanging out in a shed?






Antique farming equipment.





Why are black people so tall?





Because thier Nee-Grows.

[MoM] Gort
06-26-2001, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by Disc.Oh


Where did you see that bumper sticker? Where do you live?

TX, near DFW