Surrealism
03-11-2004, 06:21 PM
Gotta have this one in here..
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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SLAP!
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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SLAP!
OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)Surrealism 03-11-2004, 06:21 PM Gotta have this one in here.. What did the five fingers say to the face? . . SLAP! izod 03-11-2004, 06:21 PM why are jew's noses so big? because air is free KoDt 03-11-2004, 06:53 PM Hope these werent already posted i read about 10 pages and didnt see em: ------------------------------------------------ There are 3 guys stranded in a boat out in the ocean. one Russian, one Cuban, and one American. The Russian guy opens a bottle of vodka, takes one drink and throws it out. The American is suprised and says "Why did you throw that out, that was perfectly good vodka?" The Russian replies "In russia we have so much vodka it doesnt matter" Then the Cuban lights up a cigar and takes a few puffs then throws it out Again the american is suprised and says "why did you throw that out, that was a perfeclty good cigar!" The Cuban replies "We have so many in cuba, i dont really care" Then the Russian asks the American. "Dont you americans have so much of anything that you can just throw it out?" The American thinks for alittle bit...................... ...then he picks up the Cuban and throws him out of the boat. -------------------------------------------------------- There are 3 guys whose care broke down in the desert. One white guy, one indian, and one mexican. They have to walk a long way to the nearest town. They each can take one thing with them from the car. The white guy takes a canteen so that he can drink water when he gets thirsty. The Indian takes an umbrella to shade himself from the sun. The white guy and indian start walking untill they hear a loud noise, they turn around to see the mexican ripping the car door off. They ask him "Why are you taking the car door?" The Mexican says "So when it gets hot, I can roll down the window" -------------------------------------------------------- Acerbity 03-11-2004, 07:48 PM what do you get when you cross an octopus and a mexican? I dunno, but it sure can pick lettuce. Jagz 03-12-2004, 06:25 AM Sircle The Man Showł Contributor 1 - 06-26-2001, 11:57 PM Let's hear em no matter how sick they may get.... 3 year thread... kesh 03-12-2004, 07:23 AM Why do jews have big noses Its hereditary How many Jews can you fit in a standard SUV? 5 Insane_Poodle 03-12-2004, 10:30 PM Why do jews have big noses Its hereditary How many Jews can you fit in a standard SUV? 5 what trop 03-12-2004, 10:50 PM What has 10 arms and 10 legs? 5 pirates Pelleas 03-12-2004, 10:59 PM What happened when the a black dude looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face opsayo 03-12-2004, 11:23 PM whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? one dead baby stapled to ten trees!~ opsayo 03-12-2004, 11:24 PM whats worse than a pile of dead babies? a half-dead one on the bottom whats worse than that? it's eating trying its way out whats worse than that? it got out Terra 03-13-2004, 01:25 AM sorry, try here: http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=1 60062 that one i love ;) Sircle 03-13-2004, 01:25 AM um? Terra 03-13-2004, 01:27 AM back a few pages, you replied to my post a long time ago Dweezle 03-13-2004, 02:36 AM How long does it take to get from the 90th floor of the World Trade Center to the ground? The rest of your life. Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center? Because he's a quadriplegic Why do black men cry during sex? Because of the mace. Sircle 07-10-2004, 05:24 AM :bump: Jagz 07-10-2004, 09:30 AM what does OT mean anyway? BadMoFo 07-10-2004, 10:33 AM whats faster then a penny rolling down a hill? the jew chasing it whats faster then the jew chasing the penny rolling down the hill? the nazi chasing the jew. Spexx 07-10-2004, 10:45 AM Not sure if this has been posted, but this is the only racist joke I ever repeat myself. What persecution was the black Jew forced to endure? Being made to sit in the back of the oven. Hardy har. Violent 07-10-2004, 11:01 AM Why doesnt Mexico have a summer olympic team? Because all the spics that can run jump and swim are already in America! | ||