Excel
10-27-2003, 12:37 AM
Shit. Got that one off of PvP the other day when I was reading the archives.
Oh well :D
Oh well :D
OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)Excel 10-27-2003, 12:37 AM Shit. Got that one off of PvP the other day when I was reading the archives. Oh well :D mauvro 10-27-2003, 01:10 AM What is the American dream? All the niggers swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm. Vintovka 10-27-2003, 01:57 AM Daughter: Mommy Mommy, I don't want to visit grandma... Mommy: Shut up and keep digging... Daughter: Mommy Mommy, I don't want to have spaghetti again. Mommy: Shut up or I'll rip the veins out of your other leg... Daughter: Mommy Mommy, why am I going in "Sircles"? :wave: Mommy: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor... Pr0d|gE 10-27-2003, 01:59 AM what's better than having sex with an 8 yr old girl? turn her over - 8 year old boy whats the best thing about gettin a hand job from an 8 year old? their hands make your cawk look huge [MoM] Gort 10-27-2003, 02:03 AM Last night, I was fucking my wife. "Damn, baby", says I, "you got a tight box but no tits!" She says to me, "Get off my back!" Pagy 10-27-2003, 02:07 AM What do you call a starving ethiopian? An ethiopian Pagy 10-27-2003, 02:12 AM what do you call an ethiopian woman with a vaginal disease? quarter pounder with cheese What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow! Sgarissta 10-27-2003, 02:14 AM What do you call a starving ethiopian? An ethiopian :rofl: [MoM] Gort 10-27-2003, 02:18 AM What do you call an Ethiopian with a dime on his head? A nail. Vintovka 10-27-2003, 02:19 AM A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" The kid says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, liver-spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father." slogg 10-27-2003, 02:21 AM ^^^ now that is sick Vintovka 10-27-2003, 02:28 AM A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her ass. The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker. The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says "this is no problem" and he places his mouth over the huge canker and sucks out the pus and core of the boil. Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting." Pagy 10-27-2003, 02:28 AM What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded Pagy 10-27-2003, 02:33 AM Q: What's funnier than a drunken clown. A drunken clown with Down Syndrome Q: What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy. Vintovka 10-27-2003, 02:47 AM Why did the Dead Baby cross the road? It was stapled to the Chicken! Hugo 10-27-2003, 03:06 AM What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jew doesn't scream when you put em in the oven. slogg 10-27-2003, 03:07 AM whats the difference between a nigger and a piece of shit? ? Urraca 10-27-2003, 03:11 AM What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jew doesn't scream when you put em in the oven. you mean Pizza's don't scream. Pagy 10-27-2003, 03:12 AM How do you tell how old a baby is? Cut off its head and count the rings Vintovka 10-27-2003, 03:13 AM Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly. Everybody starts screaming, panicking etc. Reagan shouts: "Women and children first." Nixon goes: "Fuck the women." Clinton says: "Hell yeah, but do you think we have time?" | ||