I hate bicyclists on the road

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escapedturkey
07-20-2008, 04:29 AM
It's rare to see a bicyclist obey traffic laws - stop signs, red lights, etc. The solution is more bicycle lanes, but that's not a very prudent implementation in most cities. If you want to be a bicyclist and ride to work or shop daily, safely, you're better off moving to the country-side, or a small town with wide streets or bicycle lanes.

Ender
07-20-2008, 04:30 AM
I don't mind bikers. However, I love it when they try not to obey the rules of the road (IE: stop signs, etc)

Caught one trying to go straight when it was my turn. Sped up to get in then went as slow as possible while the bike waited looking at me.

:lol:

bikers. what fags.

Ender
07-20-2008, 04:30 AM
dude i was so fucking proud one day,

I was parked on a main road. I happened to open my car door up right as a fucking bicyclist was riding mad close and it TOOK HIS ASS OUT.

my door was fine, but he fucked up his bike, got a cut on his face, and sprained his wrist! LOL

i was like "woops, sorry. get better soon!"
*peels out leaving his busted ass bike/self in the cloud of burnt rubber*

:lol:

Reggs
07-20-2008, 04:36 AM
My wife killed one with a shotgun after we were leaving a mass murder once.

Obskure
07-20-2008, 05:53 AM
Bikers hate drivers much more I would imagine

-Thanatos
07-20-2008, 08:55 AM
Every biker you see is one less car contributing to traffic on the road.

Uhh....


ever driven on a road where one douchebag on a bike is slowing up traffic for 30+ cars? That one douchebag is contributing FAR more to traffic problems than any other person on that road.

guard|an
07-20-2008, 09:06 AM
This man laughs at your silly car.


http://www.cruiserbike.ca/critical_mass_pic.jpg


FREE!

MikSchultzy
07-20-2008, 09:09 AM
meh, bikers don't piss me off till they start disobeying general traffic, or even common sense laws.

Fucking nutbags think they have right of way, when I've got a vehicle with tires that weigh more than what they are riding.

Otherwise, bikers don't bug me. Granted, no as many around here.

Kelven
07-20-2008, 09:30 AM
I bike and I hate most bikers and can totally understand people’s frustration with them. I would like to think that a few ruining for the rest of us but I really believe the mass ruins it for the few. I also just started running and I almost get hit by someone on a bike once a week.

GreyGhost
07-20-2008, 09:55 AM
I see no reference to poop, who hacked Kelven's account?

John the Jammer
07-20-2008, 10:00 AM
I heard they weren't wearing bike seats at the next critical mass

Lemon
07-20-2008, 10:33 AM
I hate bicyclists using sidewalks and crosswalks and expecting me to yield to them like they're a pedestrian.

guard|an
07-20-2008, 10:35 AM
I hate bicyclists using sidewalks and crosswalks and expecting me to yield to them like they're a pedestrian.

Those bikers are dumb. A sidewalk is more dangerous than the road and more than likely illegal.

-Thanatos
07-20-2008, 10:47 AM
Those bikers are dumb. A sidewalk is more dangerous than the road and more than likely illegal.

I don't see two ton SUV's driven by soccer moms doing their make up on the sidewalks too often. I see them on the streets, and I don't want to basically be a pedestrian that moves fairly fast to be in her way when she pokes herself in the eye and swerves all over the road.

guard|an
07-20-2008, 10:50 AM
I don't see two ton SUV's driven by soccer moms doing their make up on the sidewalks too often. I see them on the streets, and I don't want to basically be a pedestrian that moves fairly fast to be in her way when she pokes herself in the eye and swerves all over the road.

It's much easier to get around an SUV than a person walking, a gate opening or a door opening on a sidewalk.

-Thanatos
07-20-2008, 10:59 AM
It's much easier to get around an SUV than a person walking, a gate opening or a door opening on a sidewalk.

Maybe in soviet russia

but here in 'merica, we drive our SUV's and don't have bike lanes, so you fags riding around in spandex and rainbows had best get the fuck out of my way, cause i'm not stopping once I make a speed bump out of your sweaty ass.

coombz
07-20-2008, 10:59 AM
i hate them too :shrug:

guard|an
07-20-2008, 11:01 AM
Maybe in soviet russia

but here in 'merica, we drive our SUV's and don't have bike lanes, so you fags riding around in spandex and rainbows had best get the fuck out of my way, cause i'm not stopping once I make a speed bump out of your sweaty ass.

I'll have what you're smoking.

jotun
07-20-2008, 11:03 AM
The worst is when you're at a crowded red light, and then a biker just rides right on up to the front of the line.

-Thanatos
07-20-2008, 11:05 AM
I'll have what you're smoking.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_yWtfoWHXvPE/SGArYGyr5kI/AAAAAAAACQ4/FJuiynzkUpw/Picture+028+small.jpg

It won't be ready for a couple hours, so feel free to make your way on over here.

Just so long as you don't show up on a bike, other wise I'll have to run your ass over as soon as you get here.