Goldrush Update Released!

The world of TF2 is now full of medics looking to acheive stuff.

So...when is the Official TW Medic CircleJerk Festival?

(not that you need to *look* for a medic circle jerk) (jesus fuck)

Yeap just saw that... Updating...

updating now, im psyched

Think I read that it removes the spy's teleporter trail now. Wonder how that'll work out.

lol our first rush with the cart we made it there in record time. 3 snipers following us and the rest were medics.

I was on a team last night with 15 medics and 1 heavy, I was the heavy. mmmmm 3 minute uber charge

It was a medic CF last night on the server I was playing on, but I still managed to get 17 achievements through normal play. I got an easy three the first time I healed someone through retroactive credit. The rest came pretty quickly just because there were so many other medics around.

FYI - Apparently Valve left some developer commands in the game so you can unlock all the achievements without having to do anything. :( F that...

FYI - Apparently Valve left some developer commands in the game so you can unlock all the achievements without having to do anything. :( F that...
damn, I hoped it would give me the weapons but still leave the achievements open.. oh well.

Pubbing is fucking LOL with all these medics. Go scout and watch every medic in the map drop their healing and try to gun you down with syringes.

lol 2fort

Me/Demo vs 3 heavys and 8 medics. Ground covered in stickys and Boom before they uber. looks like a suicide bombing.

anyone know console commands to select your weapons without going through 3-4 pages of menu?

so whats the command to give you all the achievements

so whats the command to give you all the achievements

they patched it out a few hours ago.

First Do No Harm
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.

Quadruple Bypass
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
Group Health

Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.

Surgical Prep
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.

Trauma Queen
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.

Double Blind Trial
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.

Play Doctor
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.

Triage
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.

Preventive Medicine
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.

Consultation
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.

Does It Hurt When I Do This?
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.

Peer Review
Kill 50 Medics with your bone saw.

Big Pharma
Assist a Heavy in killing 20 enemies, where neither of you die.

You'll Feel a Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.

Autoclave
Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.

Blunt Trauma
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.

Medical Breakthrough
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.

Midwife Crisis
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentrygun while it's under enemy fire.

Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.

Grand Rounds
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.

Infernal Medicine
Extinguish 100 burning teammates.

Doctor Assisted Homicide
Assist in killing 20 nemeses.

Placebo Effect
Kill 5 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.

Sawbones
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.

Intern
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.

Specialist
Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.

Chief of Staff
Accumulate 1 million total heal points.

Hypocritical Oath
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.

Medical Intervention
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.

Second Opinion
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.

Autopsy Report
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.

FYI I am A Medic
Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy Spies who have been calling for 'Medic!'.

Family Practice
ÜberCharge ten of your Steam Community Friends.

House Call
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.

Bedside Manner
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

Blast Assist
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.

Milestone 1
Achieve 12 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Milestone 2
Achieve 24 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Milestone 3
Achieve all of the achievements in the Medic pack.


:lol: @ some of these achievements

Pubbing is fucking LOL with all these medics. Go scout and watch every medic in the map drop their healing and try to gun you down with syringes.

lol, I know. I felt so stupid trying to earn these with 100 other medics on the same team, so I switch to scout. It was great...I set new damage and kill records for scout in a matter of minutes. You would run around and end up with a fucking medic train chasing you...and they wouldn't stop to heal each other.

Updates to Team Fortress 2 have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The specific changes include:

Team Fortress 2 Client


Removed TF2 achievement console commands



Team Fortress 2 Server


Fixed clients being able to trigger sv_soundscape_printdebugi nfo on the server

Fixed potential "nuke" exploit in rcon subsystem

some of these seem difficult to achieve without padding, but i guess they aren't all supposed to be within the course of one map either...

if you entered in the console command before they patched it out, did it automatically reset your achievements?

i had the patience to get one achievement last night. instead i took advantage of the plethora of medics and had some of the most fun i've ever had playing.

Think I read that it removes the spy's teleporter trail now. Wonder how that'll work out.

Not completely gone now, but it is shorter in length and in time (about 5 seconds rather than like 20)

some of these seem difficult to achieve without padding, but i guess they aren't all supposed to be within the course of one map either...

if you entered in the console command before they patched it out, did it automatically reset your achievements?

i had the patience to get one achievement last night. instead i took advantage of the plethora of medics and had some of the most fun i've ever had playing.

Mine didn't get reset.