Suppose you wanted to destroy someone's life. (hypothetical fun thread!)

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loop
03-24-2008, 02:32 PM
This idea came about because of a conversation I had years ago regarding the most creative ways to **** up someone's life possible with minimal repurcussions. There was one way that involved a goat and 4 pounds of velveeta, but I can't remember the specifics. Oh well.

DISCLAIMER:
Everything discussed in this thread is for entertainment purposes only and is COMPLETE FICTION. If you plan on actually ****ing someone's life up, go away. You're a complete moron who deserves whatever pain Bubba will inflict on your anus in the prison late in the lonely nights.

Situation:
You have the task of completely ****ing someone's life up.

Rules:
1: No DIRECT physical violence of any sort from your person.
2: Minimal collateral damage (IE don't have people getting killed because of your actions, and minimal fallout to that person's friends and family)
3: You may use computers, social engineering, and other technology.
4: You may not directly destroy physical property.
5: Getting caught should be avoided.


And... go.

Scud
03-24-2008, 02:33 PM
have them join Tribalwar

ScottTheWise13
03-24-2008, 02:33 PM
thread over

Fool
03-24-2008, 02:34 PM
Sign them up for the National Guard.

loop
03-24-2008, 02:35 PM
Sign them up for the National Guard.


omg can you do that?

Fool
03-24-2008, 02:36 PM
Sure all you need is their basic info.

Zombie
03-24-2008, 02:36 PM
AIDS water

[MoM] Gort
03-24-2008, 02:36 PM
Rule #2 makes it difficult. To really ruin someone's life, you'd need to affect their family (i.e. make their spouse/significant other end their relationship).

Nonie54
03-24-2008, 02:37 PM
myspace

ScottTheWise13
03-24-2008, 02:37 PM
Oregon man's property ransacked after Craigslist hoax | Local News | kgw.com | News for Oregon and SW Washington (http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_032408_news_craigslis t_hoax.1ffb2c9c.html)


Oregon man's property ransacked after Craigslist hoax

10:29 AM PDT on Monday, March 24, 2008

JACKSONVILLE, Ore. -- A pair of hoax ads on Craigslist cost an Oregon man much of what he owned.

The ads popped up Saturday afternoon, saying the owner of a Jacksonville home was forced to leave the area suddenly and his belongings, including a horse, were free for the taking, said Jackson County sheriff's Detective Sgt. Colin Fagan.

But Robert Salisbury had no plans to leave. The independent contractor was at Emigrant Lake when he got a call from a woman who had stopped by his house to claim his horse.

On his way home he stopped a truck loaded down with his work ladders, lawn mower and weed eater.

"I informed them I was the owner, but they refused to give the stuff back," Salisbury said. "They showed me the Craigslist printout and told me they had the right to do what they did."

The driver sped away after rebuking Salisbury. On his way home he spotted other cars filled with his belongings.

Once home he was greeted by close to 30 people rummaging through his barn and front porch.

The trespassers, armed with printouts of the ad, tried to brush him off. "They honestly thought that because it appeared on the Internet it was true," Salisbury said. "It boggles the mind."

Jacksonville police and Jackson County sheriff's deputies arrived but by then several cars packed with Salisbury's property had fled.

He turned some license plate numbers over to police.

Michelle Easley had seen the ad that claimed Salisbury's horse had been declared abandoned by the sheriff's department and was free to a good home.

"I can't stand to see a horse suffer so I drove out there and got her," Easley said. "The horse didn't look abandoned. She is in good shape for being 32 years old."

But it looked odd, so she left a note on Salisbury's door explaining the ad. She then decided to call to make sure the ad was legitimate when the second similar ad appeared.

"I feel bad because I was a part of it," Easley said. "It felt right to call the police."

Fagan praised Easley's honestly but said prosecution was likely for anybody caught with Salisbury's property.

Items can be returned with no questions asked, Fagan said.

Detectives have contacted Craigslist's legal team to try to trace the ad.

Meanwhile, Salisbury could not even relax on his porch swing.

Someone took it.

PropIsDead
03-24-2008, 02:38 PM
nope: do this:

Wash. home emptied after craigslist hoax - USATODAY.com (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-04-05-craigs-list-hoax_N.htm)

Thread relives.





edit: **** you scott the ****ing speedy wise.

DocHolliday
03-24-2008, 02:39 PM
have them join Tribalwar

Well ****, that was easy.

loop
03-24-2008, 02:41 PM
omg lol @ craigslist

PropIsDead
03-24-2008, 02:41 PM
omg lol @ craigslist

yeah dude. that ****ing blows massive horse cock. but is also sadly funny.

loop
03-24-2008, 02:42 PM
yeah dude. that ****ing blows massive horse cock. but is also sadly funny.



no ****.

it's hilarious because it's NOT us. if it was me, I'd be out for ****ing blood.

Evil Light Bulb
03-24-2008, 02:43 PM
http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=533393
Rick Rolled to child porn = you're a pedophile, says FBI (http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080323-rick-rolled-to-child-porn-youre-a-pedophile-says-fbi.html)

"Everyone has had it happen to them: a "friend" sends you a link in IM or over IRC that purports to be something like a cat in an awkward position with a hilarious caption. Soon, however, you discover that the link wasn't to a lolcat at all; instead, you've been Rick Rolled***8212;or even worse, sent to 2girls1cup (find it on your own, but be warned: it may scar you for life). These pranks are commonplace now, but be careful of what you click on and from whom. If that link points to anything even pretending to be child porn, that's enough evidence for the FBI of intent to download it. The authorities could then raid your home and possibly throw you in jail. No joke, it just takes one click and you're under intense suspicion."

There you go.

PropIsDead
03-24-2008, 02:43 PM
insurance is the only thing that can save him. im sure he's actually los tit all...


dude.. they even took his ****ing horse! :cry:

amRam
03-24-2008, 02:44 PM
Meanwhile, Salisbury could not even relax on his porch swing.

Someone took it.

rof

PropIsDead
03-24-2008, 02:47 PM
oohhh ****... porch swing :/

Lord Elessar
03-24-2008, 02:51 PM
I'd pay his wife to beat him up each night.