Can you castrate a dog with an elastic band?

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Zlex
02-20-2008, 08:37 AM
Can you castrate a dog with an elastic band as i cant afford the vets?

Can you castrate a dog with an elastic band as i cant afford the vets? - Yahoo! Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoC6SL22Q5TOQ4 s0ji5afWbP7BR.;_ylv=3?qid =20080220054053AATeUgy)

Why not use scissors?

houston
02-20-2008, 08:38 AM
i dont see why it wouldnt work

Murrell
02-20-2008, 08:48 AM
What you do is train the dog... go down to atlanta and put your dog up against other dogs in a fight to the death. Bet high stakes on your dog. If all goes well collect winnings and put them towards castrating your dog... everybodys doing it

vick fan

MetaBeta
02-20-2008, 08:48 AM
I just use my teeth

iNVAR
02-20-2008, 08:50 AM
try it on yourself first. if you're okay afterwards, i don't see why it wouldn't be okay for the dog.

guard|an
02-20-2008, 08:55 AM
Rubber band worked on my cat.

They just fall off somewhere and you'll find them eventually.

Lhuth
02-20-2008, 09:05 AM
There's only one way to find out..

OneSlickRex
02-20-2008, 09:34 AM
I bet most dogs would eat their own balls once they fell off.

JuggerNaught
02-20-2008, 09:37 AM
yes you can. we used to do it on bulls all the time. You can castrate them in one of a couple ways. razor and just cut them off, nut 'clamps' which are basically a pair of pliers that you clamp on the jewels and yank them around until you break all the connecting tissue, or their are the bands. They are the size of a cheerio, very thick, very strong, and require a special tool to spread them apart so you can put them on. Usually takes a couple of weeks but sooner or later the nuts fall off due to lack of blood.

Mangle-Me-Elmo
02-20-2008, 09:39 AM
uh..

TechnoDonut
02-20-2008, 09:41 AM
Can't you crop a dog's tail in the same way?

BadMoFo
02-20-2008, 09:44 AM
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Peasant 2: Apples.
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Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
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jayvee
02-20-2008, 09:47 AM
:lolwut:

old_skul
02-20-2008, 09:51 AM
What the ****. Take your pooch to the vet and spend the $50 to get him snipped.

DrJonez
02-20-2008, 09:53 AM
This doesn't sound cruel or anything.

D-Sect
02-20-2008, 10:28 AM
There was a thread here about "NULLOS" nws (BME Free Image Samples (http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html)) and apparently nullos use an "elastrator" (Elastrator - BME Encyclopedia (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Elastrator)) to cut off the goodies.

They use them on sheeps and other thingers dinger sacks.

PS - Post your favorite nullo here.

Familiar
02-20-2008, 10:30 AM
what

burtrennalds
02-20-2008, 10:31 AM
i dont see why it wouldnt ROCK

fixed

Beef Welington
02-20-2008, 10:42 AM
best thread ever.

Rayn
02-20-2008, 10:43 AM
welp, I'm ****ing revolted