Asking a girl on a second date.mstrike 02-19-2008, 03:33 PM Yea seriously, the first Mormon I had sex with was 15 years old and she let me put it in her ass on the first date. She deep throated me afterwards while she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. This happened last year. kwago 02-19-2008, 03:33 PM Sounds like she wants you. The "have a nice life" neg was genius. laffo Stilgar 02-19-2008, 03:35 PM Have a good tribes, instead. telos 02-19-2008, 03:35 PM Yay I have a new Mormon. My old one became Lutheran. paulmezick 02-19-2008, 03:38 PM What the fuck? Did she smell good? x0lent 02-19-2008, 03:39 PM Basically... chill out, find something to do in the mean time... Call her later, when you know she'll be home. If she doesn't answer, don't leave a message--call her tomorrow and hopefully she'll pick up. Either way, just chill out dude! kMz. 02-19-2008, 03:41 PM So like two months ago I meet this girl at a party. (Not the type where people are drinking and making out, but rather playing board games, guitar hero and other similar activities) so not a party HAVE A GOOD LIFE :lol: Shadow(of)Death 02-19-2008, 03:42 PM Most mormons I know where having sex when they were like 16 and do a ton of drugs. Same with many I knew. sadly The first time and only time I ran from the cops was with some Mormon buddies. It wasn't for anything I did though. TonyElTigre 02-19-2008, 03:43 PM :phone: :picard: greydog 02-19-2008, 03:45 PM lol :picard: k had to get that out of the way. the obvious answer is to enlist and go out in a blaze of glory in iraq so your "have a good life" comment makes at least an ounce of sense. i can only imagine how hard it was for her to hold back from busting a gut when she heard that come out of your mouth. gRraWr 02-19-2008, 03:45 PM I can't watch. DeaconBlues 02-19-2008, 03:45 PM Excellent post. DeaconBlues 02-19-2008, 03:46 PM "Hey bitch, now you know who Nicholson is. Have a good life!" *closes door in her face* Mudman 02-19-2008, 03:46 PM 1. Get shmammered drunk. 2. Call her. 3. ??? 4. Profit! Shadow(of)Death 02-19-2008, 03:47 PM the obvious answer is to enlist and go out in a blaze of glory in iraq so your "have a good life" comment makes at least an ounce of sense. This is comedy gold. NoGodForMe 02-19-2008, 03:48 PM This is grade school stuff. Cuthbert 02-19-2008, 03:51 PM I bet she and Jack Nicholson are having a right fucking laugh about you at this moment bam 02-19-2008, 03:59 PM :rofl: You are the epitome of stupid. Fool 02-19-2008, 03:59 PM Is this another chapter in the novel? ayz 02-19-2008, 04:01 PM novel where | ||