Asking a girl on a second date.

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Dr.Hobbes
02-20-2008, 12:07 PM
I deserve an apology, my feelings were hurt.

Sorry :picard:

Captain_Kibitz
02-20-2008, 12:25 PM
A car travels a distance of 60 miles at an average speed of 30 mph. How fast would the car have to travel the same 60 mile distance home to average 60 mph over the entire trip?v = 60mi/(2hr-2hr) = INFINITE MPH OMG

Adroit
02-20-2008, 12:27 PM
:rofl: Have a good life

Infinite
02-20-2008, 12:28 PM
plz leave me out of your "math" equations

Dr.Hobbes
02-20-2008, 12:31 PM
v = 60mi/(2hr-2hr) = INFINITE MPH OMG

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3952/11894451051298232650py9.j pg

Zelgaddiss
02-20-2008, 12:38 PM
:picard:
ok you've got to live in Utah, I do too... Used to be mormon, but hell I got the cheek kiss on my first date with the prude of my seminary class.

Then I realized the religion was a crock of shit and went on my merry way.

oh, and beer is fun.

JerryGarcia
02-20-2008, 12:48 PM
I had a bad first date where i didnt get a kiss, maybe she was just a mormon and it was a good date.

inkja
02-20-2008, 01:14 PM
:rofl:
This has to be a troll, noone with half a brain would admit to this.

P.S. One of my friends is an ex-Mormon who came over to England for his M.A., if this is real you should break out of that bullshit as soon as possible.

Shadow(of)Death
02-20-2008, 02:54 PM
And somehow this thread is still going. . . . .

Dr.Hobbes
02-20-2008, 02:56 PM
DUde YOu dIDn't AnSwEr mY QuestION.


U gAY????

Shadow(of)Death
02-20-2008, 03:05 PM
DUde YOu dIDn't AnSwEr mY QuestION.


U gAY????

I don't answer questions like this. You may believe what you want. :closet:































:lolwut:

Teratos
02-20-2008, 03:13 PM
I know I am not proud at this moment. I literally just spent all night doing tensile and yield strength problems and am wiped out. I took one look at the riddle and was like I GOT IT............fucking math.

The normal stress of reading math posts on TW coupled with the shear strain of trying to comprehend your mathematical inability leaves me dejected about the future of America.
:sunny:

JodoFett
02-20-2008, 03:20 PM
Has anyone ever met a black mormon? I don't think I've seen anything but white mormons.

bam
02-20-2008, 03:23 PM
Black Mormon Homepage (http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/blackmormon/homepage.html)

JodoFett
02-20-2008, 03:27 PM
Well, I'll be honest. I'm surprised.

bam
02-20-2008, 03:31 PM
Niggas LOVE Joseph Smith!

Shadow(of)Death
02-20-2008, 03:43 PM
Black Mormon Homepage (http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/blackmormon/homepage.html)

Cool link. Read the whole thing. There was some interesting history I had never heard in there. Most of it I knew of though, but the sad part is that most Mormons are ignorant to this stuff. Oh well, I guess it really has nothing to do with them, so beyond being interested in history, they have no reason to know.

Zelgaddiss
02-20-2008, 08:43 PM
Has anyone ever met a black mormon? I don't think I've seen anything but white mormons.

My next door neighbor and good friend is a black mormon.

cancer
02-20-2008, 08:58 PM
why the fuck is this 20 pages

telos
02-20-2008, 09:27 PM
because its a fun thread?

Main reasons threads get really long:
Boobs
Its a funny fucking story
Kura flame
Orby flame
General flame
Wierd or amazing story.

Pretty sure this falls under weird, amazing and fucking funny.