Asking a girl on a second date.

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Fancy Cat
02-19-2008, 06:35 PM
this is the most pathetic thing I have ever read

not all mormons can be this pathetic

please tell me they aren't

because if they are, i'm going to start fucking all kinds of mormon chicks. because mormon guys are the biggest pussy of pussies.

ptavv
02-19-2008, 06:36 PM
Mitt Romney seemed like a pretty legit fellow.

I bet he was banging all the mormon girls while you're afraid to ask one on a second date.

Excel
02-19-2008, 06:38 PM
have a good life?

youre not a mormon, youre a retard.

Since when are they mutually exclusive?

dionysus
02-19-2008, 06:49 PM
Dude joe prowell, I'm pretty sure he's not mormon, but is using mormon courtship techniques to bag a mormon chick.

ptavv
02-19-2008, 06:50 PM
I want to bang a mormon and steal her magical underwear.

ayz
02-19-2008, 06:53 PM
no im pretty sure he's not bagging a mormon chick

kMz.
02-19-2008, 06:57 PM
lol, no wonder we have a mortgage crisis. There was a fair bit you forgot to mention.
they leave parts out on purpose to see how you critically think
and that is how it is asked during interviews (if you are unlucky and get this question)

MotB Chaos
02-19-2008, 07:02 PM
Last thing I said was to have a good life. Bad habit of mine. I hope she didn't take it the wrong way.

Ahahahah. That made me lol.:lol:

AkumA
02-19-2008, 07:04 PM
I'm just saying I don't think you have that much experience playing board games on dates. I could be wrong though!

lmao! true that ... fair enough

Shadow(of)Death
02-19-2008, 07:07 PM
this is the most pathetic thing I have ever read

not all mormons can be this pathetic

please tell me they aren't

because if they are, i'm going to start fucking all kinds of mormon chicks. because mormon guys are the biggest pussy of pussies.

Most mormon guys date a lot. That is Mormon culture. I on the other hand had mainly non LDS friends growing up and hung out with mostly non LDS people. So I didn't pick up on that part of the culture.

Shadow(of)Death
02-19-2008, 07:08 PM
You guys should try the board games. Its fun stuff.

Durak
02-19-2008, 07:09 PM
thanks sod

you made my life just that much better knowing there's someone who has a much shittier life (i.e. you) around

Shadow(of)Death
02-19-2008, 07:11 PM
I did a little more research into Kirby Heyborne for you Shadow... this is from his website:

"A song of mine from the "Sons of Provo" soundtrack, "Beautiful Inside", caught the attention of filmmaker Christian Vuissa. Christian and I had met earlier that year during pre-production of his film "Baptists at Our Barbecue". We hit it off as friends and talked of working together. We recorded the album "Inside" during December of 2004."

Sounds like the perfect date night to me. I'll buy the tickets for you and your girl if you'll man up and ask her to go with you.

Whoa. Not a bad idea on the Kirby Heyborne thing. I wonder if she is one of the mormons who likes this sort of mormon humor or hates it. I will have to do a little quick research on this one. Or present that as a possible plan to her and see if she goes for it.

Shadow(of)Death
02-19-2008, 07:13 PM
thanks sod

you made my life just that much better knowing there's someone who has a much shittier life (i.e. you) around

Oh, you are mistaken. My life is the best. I wouldn't trade it for anyone elses. However I am sure we are two very different people and while you may find my life depressing, the same could probably be said if I were to look at yours.

claudius
02-19-2008, 07:18 PM
Where do you go to school? BYU?

Durak
02-19-2008, 07:23 PM
Oh, you are mistaken. My life is the best. I wouldn't trade it for anyone elses. However I am sure we are two very different people and while you may find my life depressing, the same could probably be said if I were to look at yours.

yeah being a normal guy who has confidence around women is real fucking depressing

ptavv
02-19-2008, 07:23 PM
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

I don't know why I thought of that expression when I read this thread, but there you have it.

Radon006
02-19-2008, 07:24 PM
"Listen Sarah, I know we've only gone on 4 double-dates and that this is jumping the gun, but... well, I just found out that I'm leaving for my mission tomorrow. Yeah, they're sending me to Iraq. Scared? Sure, but the word needs to be spread. So, what do you say? Can we just get together tonight and... talk? No? Ok, have a nice life. What's Jessica's number?"

Mangle-Me-Elmo
02-19-2008, 07:25 PM
hey cool

another thread by the biggest loser on the internet

Radon006
02-19-2008, 07:27 PM
hey cool

another thread by the biggest loser on the internet

why don't you go have a nice life and get the fuck out of here?