Have you ever accidentally ****ed yourself in the ass?

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SL83
01-07-2008, 03:02 AM
I did just now. I was taking a nice hot shower, and I really wanted to dig deep into the innards of my *******.

So I grabbed a new fresh bar of soap designated the "ass bar" and I had at it.

It was going great. I was shoving that bar up in between my two ass cheeks, sliding it up and down, in and out right in the crack.

Then disaster struck. I guess I lost my grip on the bar and didn't realize the placement of it. I rammed one of the corners of that bar of soap right up my little brown eye. It ****ing hurt like a *****. Holy ****. My little brown eye is going to be all swolen and black and brown and blue and bloody now.

**** did it hurt.

So - Have you ever ****ed yourself in the ass on accident?

Jungle Fish
01-07-2008, 03:04 AM
it was no accident.

Snaps
01-07-2008, 03:05 AM
it was no accident.

Goshin
01-07-2008, 03:06 AM
aogmogmogmogoggm

Nutcracker
01-07-2008, 03:08 AM
i ****ed somebody else in the ass by accident

Reaver
01-07-2008, 03:09 AM
I did just now. I was taking a nice hot shower, and I really wanted to dig deep into the innards of my *******.

So I grabbed a new fresh bar of soap designated the "ass bar" and I had at it.

It was going great. I was shoving that bar up in between my two ass cheeks, sliding it up and down, in and out right in the crack.

Then disaster struck. I guess I lost my grip on the bar and didn't realize the placement of it. I rammed one of the corners of that bar of soap right up my little brown eye. It ****ing hurt like a *****. Holy ****. My little brown eye is going to be all swolen and black and brown and blue and bloody now.

**** did it hurt.

So - Have you ever ****ed yourself in the ass on accident?

Yeah, real accident there.

I think the question you should be asking is "How do I place a craig's list gay ad?"

eggo
01-07-2008, 03:09 AM
Figuratively or literally?

:brows:

SL83
01-07-2008, 03:11 AM
i ****ed somebody else in the ass by accident

I thought that was somebody else. They put it in the wrong jonx.

Edit, I was right:

didn't even realize it

wtf :shock:

she told me a few days later. i was hitting it doggie and put it in the wrong jonx. she evidently took it like a trooper. i am stunned...

and yet stoked at the same time

SL83
01-07-2008, 03:11 AM
Yeah, real accident there.

I think the question you should be asking is "How do I place a craig's list gay ad?"

No, the real question I should be asking now is how do I get this **** smell off my fingers?

Reaver
01-07-2008, 03:13 AM
Dude, you just had a bar of soap in your hand. Are you that stupid?

But then, you also just rammed that bar of soap up your ass.

I withdraw the question.

darkpiece
01-07-2008, 03:14 AM
:rofl: Haven't laughed this hard in a while...

SL83
01-07-2008, 03:15 AM
Dude, you just had a bar of soap in your hand. Are you that stupid?

But then, you also just rammed that bar of soap up your ass.

I withdraw the question.

Obviously you have never shoved your fingers up your poo hole.

The smell of **** is near impossible to get off your fingers once you stick them in the little brown void of no-no nanu.

I tried sucking on them, but that didn't work. :\ Now I have a **** taste in my mouth, too.

Someone said use bleach, so I'll be back in a bit after I gargle some bleach and swirl my fingers in it.

Rockstar Psy
01-07-2008, 03:19 AM
I laughed

Goshin
01-07-2008, 03:20 AM
lulz oh man its like he doenst know any better i get italsdkfl

lowracks
01-07-2008, 03:21 AM
:rofl: Haven't laughed this hard in a while...

Have you been living in a cave on Mars with your ears plugged?

jayvee
01-07-2008, 03:23 AM
http://metaljesusrocks.com/gallery/d/880-1/Drop_the_Soap-Its_a_trap.jpg

SL83
01-07-2008, 03:24 AM
****. I just realized I also sliced my finger a bit while tugging out some of my ass hairs. :\

This always happens.

pathogen
01-07-2008, 03:25 AM
i stimulate my prostate daily

Mudman
01-07-2008, 03:25 AM
Hate when that happens.

noobfactorNF
01-07-2008, 03:25 AM
your trying to hard sl83, did your sweet woman who you wrote poetry about leave you alone tonight?