[So] I have a pinched nerve in my ass...

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benji
01-03-2008, 06:14 PM
...and it hurts like a mother****er. You don't realize how much you use that muscle until you have a pinched nerve there. It started in football like 4 years ago when I tacked some dude and he fell on my hip while I was lying sideways on the ground. I went to the trainer and they told me to just stretch it out whenever it started to bother me.

So I did that and it didn't really bother me for too long until just recently. Now even after I stretch it hurts like a mother****er. It's to the point now where I can't even move without flinching.

So what should I do? I know like half of you are doctors or physical trainers, so give me some advice.

Would going to a chiropractor help?

Grief
01-03-2008, 06:14 PM
Walk it out.

veorx
01-03-2008, 06:15 PM
probably going to have to take the leg

hubble
01-03-2008, 06:16 PM
I can stick my penis in your ass and hope to hit the nerve and unpinch it.

HomeSlice
01-03-2008, 06:16 PM
Cover a dildo in icy-hot and shove it in your rectum to get the heat going from the inside.

FLOOR
01-03-2008, 06:16 PM
i can tell you that a chiropractor isnt going to cure ****
a few back and neck crackings sound like theyre doing something, but its right up there w/ acupuncture and the rest of the homeopathy pseudoscience

Merlock
01-03-2008, 06:16 PM
Take out the gerbil and maybe the nerve will feel better.

reZolut
01-03-2008, 06:17 PM
Would going to a chiropractor help?


do you even know what a chiropractor does?

Elvis Hitler
01-03-2008, 06:19 PM
Pics of your ass plz

turdburgler
01-03-2008, 06:19 PM
chrio is a joke

go see a real doctor

benji
01-03-2008, 06:23 PM
I didn't think the chiropractor would help either, I always thought of them as back doctors... But I've heard from a few different people now that going to one might help.

And no ass pics, sry.

SpicyMcHaggis
01-03-2008, 06:28 PM
maybe there's such a colosally huge cock lodged in your throat that it's obscuring your bowels

slogg
01-03-2008, 06:33 PM
I had a pinched sciatic nerve and it hurt something terrible, id see a real doctor they can prolly just shoot you in the ass with some cortisone or something along those lines or maybe go in there with a blade and move it to where it is supposed to be

benji
01-03-2008, 06:35 PM
I had a pinched sciatic nerve and it hurt something terrible, id see a real doctor they can prolly just shoot you in the ass with some cortisone or something along those lines or maybe go in there with a blade and move it to where it is supposed to be

I think that's what it is, the sciatic nerve. What did you have done?

slogg
01-03-2008, 06:40 PM
had 3 cortisone shots in my back that did nothing at all, opted for surgery a few months ago and now I am 98% better

before it was so bad i couldn't walk without a limp, or sit through a movie or class without taking sick amounts of painkillers

today I played basketball, lifted some weights and went swimming with a slight pain when I did a leg press, best decision I ever made

benji
01-03-2008, 06:42 PM
Damn, I really hope it doesn't have to come to that but if that's the only thing that's going to fix it I guess I'm all for it.

http://www.pennhealth.com/health_info/lowbackpain/images/19503.jpg

Yep, it's the sciatic nerve.

slogg
01-03-2008, 06:56 PM
well mine was a herniated disc in my lower back L4-L5 yours sounds like something different totally

NoFiX
01-03-2008, 06:57 PM
i have a fleshlight that was molded off your *******.

benji
01-03-2008, 07:07 PM
well mine was a herniated disc in my lower back L4-L5 yours sounds like something different totally

How so? I guess because I don't really have any back pain? It's mostly in my ass and when it gets real bad it spreads throughout the rest of my leg.

slogg
01-03-2008, 07:09 PM
yeah from how the explained it the pain radiates down from the source of the compression, for me it was my back and it was very noticeable