[GTA:RPG] TW Gang

Heres some easy propaganda captions. Figure some of them would be a good laugh in this thread
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/Laxstar0589/SouthParkTWPropaganda.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/Laxstar0589/dirtycommie.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/Laxstar0589/yakuza_tattoo.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/Laxstar0589/biggest-gangs-yakuza2.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/Laxstar0589/caption180.jpg

It's in paint so don't laugh :(

I've noticed that quite a few people are using invincibility. One of the Yakuza guys had it for sure. Ken_Namura (sp?). I watched him send his car over a cliff, and the car blew up right next to him, and he still had full health and full armor. I was right there when it happened. He had been running from the cops/FBI.

And earlier yesterday, I had seen another Yakuza with invincibility.



I wouldn't be surprised if that's also how Yakuza got all their money. :disgust:

it was probably just a bug or really laggy. I have come to realize this server is still buggy as hell. I keep crashing, logging back on and dying on spawn, which sucks because I lose a m4 or spas and armor.

also, people decided that we want to keep the private forum open to just the gang members and a few others who play the game who we let in... if you start playing gta and join up with us, go and sign up for the forum. but i'm sure ppl will keep posting here with updates so you guys just reading for entertainment will still have a reason to read it.

also is jonez hibernating? where has he been

SERVER EXPLOSION PART TWO

skysnipe/zelgadis makes a great 15yo cop

he managed to give 2 wanted levels for "eluding" aka bunny hopping back and forth over El Mariachi's jeep outside the cop station on a push bike
then drive-shooting while chasing on his bike spamming "Stop the car now!" binds
then jailing for 20 minutes + fining $5k

all for a 1 wanted level given for a racist comment about a black person joining the FBI made by a character with Edward Nortons name from American History X

i'd post screenshots but i know nothing will happen to one of Lukacs' precious cadets, as /report while he was on did nothing
a level 5 character obviously knows driver-shooting is bannable

so instead, here is a picture of skysnipe in action

http://team-ramrod.ergodicity.org/farva.jpg


which page did naptown put the cheats on
if nothing happens i am done with roleplaying

More propaganda please!

those yakuza tat's are sick

The admins can't check something like that out via /report, it takes a lot of time (and they have other stuff they'd rather do than watch skysnipe arrest people,) I can't imagine 20 minutes for any amount of eluding that's obscene

Take screenshots and post on the forums

Oh, and he's said "Car Ramrod" on more than one occasion so that really hits home :lol:

Ok for all of you that can't view the private forums but still want to enjoy the drama.. dig this shit. You thought Jonez took the game too seriously?

IRC Log:

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[00:39] <MechaStalin> hey
[00:39] <MechaStalin> if somebody was to put 3.5 mil on Purdue
[00:39] <MechaStalin> and then kill him
[00:39] <@casadina> if you played wtfman it was din narcotic's skin
[00:39] <MechaStalin> but give the money he lost back could we fucking go off on him
[00:42] <MechaStalin> guys
[00:42] <MechaStalin> Parfyon is paying back Bes for the money they lost on hits
[00:43] <MechaStalin> and is stealing the hits
[00:43] <MechaStalin> and keeping the money
[00:43] <MechaStalin> can we get a fucking admin in here
[00:43] <@casadina> did you boot the faggot?
[00:43] <Godamnit> anyone know Jia on the server
[00:44] <@casadina> yes she's a porn star in real life
[00:44] <MechaStalin> I booted him now
[00:44] <MechaStalin> he has all our money though
[00:44] <@casadina> that's pretty fucking gay
[00:44] <Godamnit> Why do you get my hopes up Casa
[00:45] <MechaStalin> Seriously can we get an admin to ban this faggot
[00:45] <MechaStalin> and give me all the money he stole
[00:45] <MechaStalin> also deduct it from the BEs
[00:46] <MechaStalin> casadina
[00:46] <MechaStalin> do you have admin powers
[00:46] <MechaStalin> you need to get on here
[00:46] <MechaStalin> he just stole 14 HITS
[00:46] <@casadina> i can't take money
[00:47] <MechaStalin> I dont care
[00:47] <MechaStalin> we need this shit sorted out
[00:47] <MechaStalin> ban his ass
[00:47] <MechaStalin> we can do the money later
[00:47] <MechaStalin> 1 hit for 3.5 million
[00:47] <MechaStalin> 12 for 200k
[00:47] <MechaStalin> he did all those
[00:47] <MechaStalin> so he owes us
[00:47] <MechaStalin> uhh alot
[00:47] <MechaStalin> 5.5 million
[00:47] <@casadina> either greg/joe/alyu needs to take the money off him and put the hits out again
[00:48] <MechaStalin> Also
[00:48] <MechaStalin> Parf is Raskolnik's alt
[00:48] <MechaStalin> so ban them both
[00:48] <MechaStalin> for the loveo f god
[00:48] <Raskolnikov> hahaha
[00:48] <Raskolnikov> What did I do thats bannable
[00:48] <Raskolnikov> Nothing!
[00:48] <SimonB> etagamed
[00:48] <Raskolnikov> Fuck you and your deal
[00:48] <SimonB> Metagamed
[00:49] <Raskolnikov> Nope
[00:49] <Raskolnikov> I saw easy money
[00:49] <Raskolnikov> Whats easier
[00:49] <Raskolnikov> Losing the contract
[00:49] <SimonB> Alright then im joining the mafia and killing you under 20 alts
[00:49] <Raskolnikov> Or keeping 75% for a guarrented
[00:49] <MechaStalin> Rasko
[00:49] <MechaStalin> go fuck yourself
[00:49] <MechaStalin> you money stealing
[00:49] <Raskolnikov> hahahaha
[00:49] <MechaStalin> exploiting
[00:49] <MechaStalin> rule breaking
[00:49] <MechaStalin> son of a whore
[00:49] <MechaStalin> you cant give somebody their money back
[00:49] <MechaStalin> thats not the point of a contract
[00:49] <MechaStalin> especially since you ASKED TO BE REMOVED
[00:49] <MechaStalin> and then do hits
[00:50] <MechaStalin> you're not even supposed to be in here
[00:50] <Raskolnikov> Well hey
[00:50] <Raskolnikov> Your the one that didnt remove me
[00:50] <MechaStalin> you were offline retard
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[00:50] <MechaStalin> I come on and you do a hit
[00:50] <MechaStalin> Ifigured you had a change of heart
[00:50] <MechaStalin> dont worry we got screenshots of you paying the blood eagles back
[00:50] <MechaStalin> and its all in logs
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[00:50] <Godamnit> Is stealing money ok on this server?
[00:50] <Grimlock> Gregory
[00:50] <Grimlock> What the fuck
[00:51] <Godamnit> like if I had access to mafias Fbank
[00:51] <Jacia_DeFrazio> what just happened
[00:51] <Godamnit> and stole the money
[00:51] <lol> Yea..
[00:51] <Grimlock> I got banned for not negotiating with terrorists
[00:51] <@casadina> you got banned grim?
[00:51] <lol> This guy just stole 5.5 million
[00:51] <Grimlock> yeah
[00:51] <SimonB> Oh look im banned now
[00:51] <Grimlock> I guess I put too many hits
[00:51] <@casadina> er who banned you
[00:51] <Godamnit> yup
[00:51] <Grimlock> Fred
[00:51] <@casadina> are you serious
[00:51] <Godamnit> Fred
[00:51] <SimonB> Greg is banning EVERYONE
[00:51] <Grimlock> That's it folks
[00:51] <Godamnit> all 3 alts?
[00:51] <lol> Cas do something?
[00:51] <@casadina> uh
[00:52] <SimonB> and saying GAME OVER
[00:52] <@casadina> how can i do something greg owns the server
[00:52] <MechaStalin> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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[00:52] <Grimlock> Enjoy your BE DM server
[00:52] <@Greg_Moyer> Your done faging the server
[00:52] <MechaStalin> Greg
[00:52] <Grimlock> Haha
[00:52] <Godamnit> HAAHHA
[00:52] <SimonB> haha
[00:52] <MechaStalin> can you sort out our 5.5 mil
[00:52] <MechaStalin> plz k thx
[00:52] <@Greg_Moyer> Placing 30 million in hits before your going to quit isnt cool
[00:52] <MechaStalin> Greg
[00:52] <lol> He didnt place 30mil
[00:52] <Grimlock> Why the fuck not?
[00:52] <MechaStalin> is paying somebody back
[00:52] <MechaStalin> after their hit
[00:52] <MechaStalin> and they onlyy let you kill them
[00:52] <MechaStalin> because you offered to that
[00:53] <MechaStalin> fair
[00:53] <MechaStalin> especially when you asked to be removed from the hitmen
[00:53] <SimonB> I wasnt quitting i was going to play a hitman casualy
[00:53] <lol> We didnt even have a fucking chance
[00:53] <Godamnit> This server fucking rules
[00:53] <MechaStalin> why the fuck was I banned
[00:53] <SimonB> Because Greg has gone insane
[00:53] <@Greg_Moyer> Because your supporting the problem
[00:53] <Godamnit> who were you on server?
[00:53] <@Greg_Moyer> The hitman leader
[00:53] <MechaStalin> What the fuck did I do
[00:53] <SimonB> The problem is you creating a TW gang
[00:54] <Grimlock> We have absolutely no way to fight them except using hits
[00:54] <MechaStalin> Oh sorry somebody placed 30 million in hits
[00:54] <MechaStalin> THATS MY FAULT
[00:54] <Grimlock> We are trying to bankrupt them until they can't function
[00:54] <Grimlock> A fucking intended feature in the game if I understand correctly
[00:54] <Grimlock> And we're banned for it?
[00:54] <Godamnit> BE are the monster you created
[00:54] <@Greg_Moyer> I didnt create the gang
[00:54] <Grimlock> And we're trying to take care of them
[00:54] <SimonB> OH WOW LETS GIVE GANG CREATION TO THE ADMINS SO THE BE PROBLEM DOESNT HAPPEN AGAIN
[00:54] <MechaStalin> What a shit server
[00:54] <Godamnit> 30 mil is a lil excessive
[00:54] <MechaStalin> I'm fucking here from the start
[00:54] <MechaStalin> and now thisd
[00:54] <Grimlock> This is seriously ridiculous
[00:54] <MechaStalin> banned for NOTHING
[00:54] <MechaStalin> NOTHING AT ALL
[00:54] <MechaStalin> I dont cheat
[00:54] <MechaStalin> dont exploit
[00:54] <MechaStalin> nothing
[00:54] <Grimlock> IF you have been watching their behavior at all or read even a fraction of the thread in their forums
[00:54] <lol> 30mil wasnt placed on hits, like 6mil was
[00:55] <MechaStalin> yeah
[00:55] <Grimlock> You guys should be dibanding/banning them right now
[00:55] <SimonB> This server has gone to shit
[00:55] <MechaStalin> this is fucking ridiculous
[00:55] <MechaStalin> agreed
[00:55] <lol> Greg dont fucking be like this
[00:55] <MechaStalin> fucking WTFMan MK 2
[00:55] <Grimlock> No wonder your only competant coder quit in fucking disgust
[00:55] <SimonB> Amen
[00:55] <MechaStalin> I'm getting brains out of this shit
[00:55] <Grimlock> So thanks for chasing the last remnants of anyone who were willing to deal with this fucking idiotic bullshit
[00:55] <MechaStalin> yep
[00:55] <MechaStalin> have fun with 16 year old asian hacker pubbies
[00:56] <MechaStalin> and no hitman gang
[00:56] <Godamnit> Hey
[00:56] <Grimlock> Enjoy hosting a server for the likes of TW faggots
[00:56] <SimonB> Or Yakuza
[00:56] <Godamnit> RAGE RAGE RAGE
[00:56] <MechaStalin> Fuck you
[00:56] <MechaStalin> You didnt just get banned for playing the game to the rules
[00:56] <@Greg_Moyer> Placing over 10 million in hits, then loging on your hitman character
[00:56] <MechaStalin> what
[00:56] <MechaStalin> SIMON DIDNT LOG ON
[00:56] <MechaStalin> JEROME WAS ME
[00:56] <@Greg_Moyer> Yes he did
[00:56] <MechaStalin> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
[00:56] <SimonB> I did, i was just watching
[00:56] <MechaStalin> WHY THE FUCK WAS I BANNED THEN?
[00:56] <Grimlock> He was standing next to me the entire time
[00:56] <SimonB> Whats wrong with logging on my charcter?
[00:56] <Grimlock> He specifically told me he was not going to carry any hits out whatsoever
[00:56] <Grimlock> And he didn't
[00:56] <SimonB> Stop making up excuses
[00:57] <MechaStalin> Greg this is some of the stupidest shit I have ever seen
[00:57] <@Greg_Moyer> Then why wasnt i told ?
[00:57] <Grimlock> He stood next to me in the tea house the entire time while deathsquads of BEs sniped the outside
[00:57] <SimonB> Told what
[00:57] <Grimlock> Told what? That we're playing the game as intended?
[00:57] <MechaStalin> Seriously give me a reason for my ban
[00:57] <Grimlock> We worked our fucking asses off to amass that fortune
[00:57] <MechaStalin> Right now
[00:57] <MechaStalin> what did I do
[00:57] <Grimlock> IT was tied directly to our reputation
[00:57] <MechaStalin> what the fuck did I Do
[00:57] <SimonB> Yeah we worked for that money if we want to place it on people we should be able to
[00:57] <Grimlock> And we used it as everyone speculated we ever could if we chose to
[00:57] <MechaStalin> Yeah exactly
[00:57] <Grimlock> So what the fucking fuck is the problem here?
[00:57] <MechaStalin> they got the money fair and square
[00:58] <MechaStalin> they can use it however the fuck they want
[00:58] <MechaStalin> Simon and me get banned
[00:58] <MechaStalin> assholes like stupidscholar get unbanned
[00:58] <MechaStalin> welcome to SZR
[00:58] <lol> Why the fuck was Grimlock banned?
[00:58] <Grimlock> I placed the hits
[00:58] <MechaStalin> because he was uhh
[00:58] <MechaStalin> yeah
[00:58] <lol> Ohh
[00:58] <Grimlock> Akito = me
[00:58] <MechaStalin> he was playing the game to the rules
[00:58] <MechaStalin> so
[00:58] <MechaStalin> therefore
[00:58] <MechaStalin> ban
[00:58] <lol> Im surprised I want banned
[00:58] <lol> For being there
[00:58] <lol> And the other hitman too
[00:58] <Grimlock> Well anyway this situation is fucked no matter what
[00:58] <SimonB> We have been contributing to this server pretty much since its inception. TW come on and deathmatch everyone, we do something about it and we get banned
[00:59] <SimonB> What a load of shit
[00:59] <Grimlock> even if it's conceded that we were in the right there's no way to fix it
[00:59] <MechaStalin> how about you ban the guy who broke the rules
[00:59] <MechaStalin> and stole 5.5 million
[00:59] <MechaStalin> oh wait
[00:59] <MechaStalin> you wont
[00:59] <MechaStalin> but we're fair game
[00:59] <@Greg_Moyer> He didnt steal anything
[00:59] <MechaStalin> yeah he did
[00:59] <Godamnit> incomin lockie
[00:59] <MechaStalin> he PAID THEM BACK FOR THEIR HITS
[00:59] <MechaStalin> THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT
[00:59] <@Greg_Moyer> Paying back hits was always an accepted way of business
[00:59] <MechaStalin> it ignores RP
[00:59] <lol> ON EVERYONE
[00:59] <Grimlock> Hahaha
[00:59] <MechaStalin> no it isnt
[00:59] <Grimlock> Are you seriously defending that
[00:59] <MechaStalin> it defeats the point of hits
[01:00] <lol> Yes exactly
[01:00] <Grimlock> And at the same time banning us for using our money as we saw fit?
[01:00] <Jacia_DeFrazio> hitmen suck
[01:00] <lol> They paid 5.5mil for fucking nothing pretty much
[01:00] <SimonB> This is exactly why i wanted to quit., This server was great at first but now theres not once ounce of RP left in it
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[01:00] <Grimlock> This is the dumbest fucking shit I have ever heard in my life
[01:00] <MechaStalin> Greg you're fucked
[01:00] <SimonB> Its 100x worse that WTFman was
[01:00] <MechaStalin> no wonder primaris left
[01:00] <Grimlock> Absolutely
[01:00] <MechaStalin> no wonder everybody good left
[01:00] <MechaStalin> and the last few guys who stuck with it
[01:00] <MechaStalin> just got banned
[01:00] <Lockie_Fantico> Hahaha hi all, damn I had to come back during a new drama
[01:00] <@Greg_Moyer> And the hitmen werent helping it either
[01:00] <Grimlock> Lockie here's a recap
[01:00] <MechaStalin> What the fuck did I do
[01:00] <MechaStalin> what rules did I break
[01:00] <Grimlock> We played the game using features as intended
[01:00] <MechaStalin> and got banned
[01:01] <MechaStalin> Simon placed 6 million in hits
[01:01] <Grimlock> Ie we placed large hits on BE because we've been deathsquaded/sniped constantly
[01:01] <Grimlock> We get banned
[01:01] <MechaStalin> then he banned them
[01:01] <MechaStalin> and the hitmen
[01:01] <MechaStalin> GREAT FUCKING LOGIC
[01:01] <Grimlock> WE ARE FAGGING THE SERVER UP TOO MUCH
[01:01] <Jacia_DeFrazio> it's true I've lost my life countless time by BE snipers
[01:01] <Grimlock> WE ARE PREVENTING BE FROM BEING LEGITIMATE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE SERVER
[01:01] <SimonB> But the Tribe Wars deathmatchers get to stay
[01:01] <Grimlock> Greg seriously do you have anything to say for this?
[01:01] <Godamnit> I will say it again, you guys created BE
[01:01] <@Greg_Moyer> 90% of the comaplins come from the hitmen, since the start of the server
[01:02] <Godamnit> Other gangs get along with them
[01:02] <SimonB> Then deleted them to fix the problem, Admins set them up again and start it all over again
[01:02] <@Greg_Moyer> Admin, singular
[01:02] <SimonB> Regardless
[01:02] <@Greg_Moyer> And that admin has been around to get yelled at
[01:02] <@Greg_Moyer> hasnt^
[01:02] <Grimlock> What the fuck is the problem? People bitch because they piss people off, get a hit and get penalized for their stupidity?
[01:03] <SimonB> Why not solve the problem while he isnt here?
[01:03] <Grimlock> And you are paying lipservice to that kind of bitching and whining?
[01:03] <SimonB> Seriosuly, this server is dead without us
[01:03] <SimonB> Its going to implode
[01:03] <Godamnit> hahaha holy shit
[01:03] <MechaStalin> Greg
[01:03] <MechaStalin> you're afuck
[01:03] <MechaStalin> you're server is fucked
[01:03] <MechaStalin> the blood eagles are fucked
[01:03] <MechaStalin> this irc is fucked
[01:04] <Grimlock> I'm getting drunk good night
[01:04] <MechaStalin> this whole thing is fucked
[01:04] <MechaStalin> I'm out
[01:04] <MechaStalin> and I'm done with this
[01:04] <MechaStalin> fucking videogame drama bullshit
[01:04] <MechaStalin> internet ass thugs runnin about
[01:04] <Godamnit> good night mecha
[01:04] <@Greg_Moyer> Your the one yelling, not me
[01:04] <SimonB> haha
[01:04] <MechaStalin> PEACE THE FUCK OUT
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was that the same thing twice

Yeah, I was there while they all went off

I couldn't think of anything to say without being an asshole

Edit2: Yeah you pasted it three times dude

i dont play anymore,

but i like how they talk about BLOOD EAGLE DEATHMATCHING and how we dont roleplay at all

but they're also complaining about how their plan to contract FOURTEEN hits at once backfired and they're throwing a hissy fit

The best part of all of that

When the bitch because mafia saved me frm the 8 million in hits he put on me alone.

Simon and the hitman leader, clearly BFFs there have been doing that forever but when somebody else does it they deserve a ban.

God they are funny

Yeah, I was there while they all went off

I couldn't think of anything to say without being an asshole

Edit2: Yeah you pasted it three times dude

Haha yeah for real three pastes, I was reading it at the time too. I guess they dont realize that the death squads were because of the constant hits.

roleplay the fact that getting killed by a hitman can put you at negative 1 million dollars.

that's not RP. that's bullshit.

I do like how we've forced the hitmen to travel in squads now. they don't come into BE territory by themselves.

and them spying on this thread every day is hilarious...they must take this game so seriously..trying to gather intel on the BE gang and find incriminating evidence.

they keep taking a couple posts from naptown, WHO IS NOT IN THE BLOOD EAGLE GANG, and generalize it to say "look on their forum, they have a 91 page thread about how they all cheat at the game!"

and them spying on this thread every day is hilarious...they must take this game so seriously..trying to gather intel on the BE gang and find incriminating evidence.

They are faggots

You are a faggot.

not you john, not fred either, i'm talking about the opposing gang members

yeah, we (relatively) like you.

I hope you stick around and post outside of this thread.

Oh my bad. Post updated for maximum truth.

THIS SERVER WON'T LAST A DAY WITHOUT THEM AROUND!

The only thing I remember about Jasp in game was rolling by and seeing him as Rodney King and ordering the cadets to jump out and beat him with batons on the spot.

Oh and random, you should join our TS some time and see how precious our cadets are.