[GTA:RPG] TW Gang

your tits are huge

I've explained this before, and apparently your tiny mind didn't comprehend it the first time, so I'll explain again.

I WAS GETTING FUCKING SHOT AT. I'm not going to stop to chit chat with you while people are fucking shooting me. I shot them back, killed them, and then took off with another agent to get backup and restore my health/armor while the LSPD showed up to deal with the RIOT that was going on out front.

Your distortions of how things happen are pretty entertaining :lol:

I was standing around with nothing in my hands, away from whoever the hell you were firing at

then you turned around and started shooting at me for no apparent reason


this after I gave you a ride earlier in the afternoon after you did a cardrop and I didn't even attempt to drown you

Let's not even get into the question of FBI doing car drops

Maybe you won't get shot if you're not standing around in the middle of a fire fight next time?

When there are 15 people shooting it out around you, it's kinda hard to pick your targets with a ton of accuracy, especially with the shitty netcode in SA:MP. Sometimes I'll shoot one person on my screen, but on YOUR screen it looks like I shot you instead, so you take damage and die too.

Also, if you're using a gamepad to play it causes nearby enemies to auto-aim at your head and you die all the time.

you talk such absolute bollocks Jonez :lol:

anyway today has been awesome so far, we decided to stop bending over backwards and have rolled grove a few times... at one point they chased danny and his dildo around the beach for ages but we sent them running like little bitches ;>

apparently Jon_Do is seriously pissed we killed him at the bank but i can't think what they can do to us that they haven't already been doing... :shrug:

oh and Mafia have once again told us they are neutral - unless one of our idiots attacks one of them, in which case its on

try not to attack them its a pain in the ass dealing with the aftermath...just shit on grove as much as you can

This reminds me a great deal of that episode of the Simpsons where Marge gets kidnapped by a biker gang, and teaches them to not use violence to solve their problem.

Homer comes and starts beating on one of the guys, and he's like "Marge he's using violence! What do we do?!"

"Use your words!"

I don't think I quite spelled it out enough for you jonez, so I will use a diagram to explain

---building---
------stairs----
me, chilling and observing

you ---- wang
=======road=========
people you are shooting

HQ



Then you turn around and start shooting me

That has nothing to do with being in a firefight or an accidental target, or whatever the fuck this gamepad theory is that you've come up with.

do you think id be able to play if i download this?

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do you think id be able to play if i download this?

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I beleive I pmed you where I bought mine.

I don't think I quite spelled it out enough for you jonez, so I will use a diagram to explain


I don't think Jonez quite spelled it out for YOU.

He's god and can do no wrong.

I've explained this before, and apparently your tiny mind didn't comprehend it the first time, so I'll explain again.

I WAS GETTING FUCKING SHOT AT. I'm not going to stop to chit chat with you while people are fucking shooting me. I shot them back, killed them, and then took off with another agent to get backup and restore my health/armor while the LSPD showed up to deal with the RIOT that was going on out front.

Your distortions of how things happen are pretty entertaining :lol:

Now you've gone over the edge, you fucking fat waste of life.

You have a serious health problem. In a few years from now, you will likely be bed-ridden. There is a very high chance that you have absolutely no friends in real life. It is almost certain that you are a virgin and will remain so for a very long time. You are such a pitiful human being that it has completely distorted your sense of reality.

You have so much anger and sadness inside that you take it out on innocent people on internet message boards. Fix your personal problems and your obesity, and maybe then you will be able to recognize reality and carry on a competent argument. Your arguments go like this: 1) you lie, 2) someone calls you out, 3) you resort to personal insults and tell one sided stories, refusing to acknowledge truth in any story other than your own.

People call you out all the time on this. You have one account of a story, and everyone else in the game has a different account of the story. You seriously need to think about your life and maybe get some medication, because I think you might be terminally ill. You are completely unable to understand reality.

Your obesity and anti-social personality aside, let's go back to the game:

Kizzak already pointed out most of the issue for me. There was no "firefight". There was not 15 people. There were about 4 of our gang members, you, and Robin_Wang there. You were not getting fired at by any of us. The only one that was shooting people was Robin_Wang. We even called the police on him. Instead of the police, we got Buford_T_Obesity rolling up in his FBI Rancher, jumping out, and starting to shoot whatever gang members he can find.

Your personal vendetta takes over and you go completely out of character. I'm standing next to you getting shot by Robin_Wang, and I ask for help, and you ignore me because you don't want to help any TW players anymore. You finish shooting up our headquarters, get in your car, run away, and log off shortly thereafter. You weren't even around for the raid of our HQ 10 minutes later. "Getting backup and restoring my health" hah.

It's so obvious what your agenda is, but you keep trying to mask it and hide it from us. You can just admit it, we already know and don't care. You are doing whatever you can to ruin our gang. You are jealous that we are a group of TW friends and your fatass is not included.

This is why you attack us for no reason and try to rectify it on the forums days later. I cannot WAIT until you get caught and lose your precious FBI job. Sooner or later these admins/LSPD players are going to realize you are bat-shit crazy and hellbent on your own personal vendettas. You know we wouldn't let you in the gang for two reasons:

1) You have this obsession with roleplaying and insist that you are the ONLY person capable of proper roleplaying in the context of the game.

2) You never stop complaining. You will complain about every fucking thing you can. Why do you think everyone in the game hates you? Do you think all these screenshots we have of admins and FBI people making fun of you is a joke? Do you think we're photoshopping these? What about the IRC logs where they tell us "keep making fun of Buford, we all hate him and its hilarious"? Are they made up too?

We are all having fun in this game except you. While you "spend weeks on a roof scouting out a gang" (wow this sounds pitiful), we hang out together and get things done. We are usually having too much fun in the game to take screenshots, but here's another one I snapped in the middle of our conversation with a FBI agent that was asking about you and why you're so messed up. This was only the beginning of the conversation, we told him all about your personal vendettas and your psychotic complaining and self-righteousness:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/00n20bird/sa-mp-018.png

You have absolutely no room to talk about someone having a "tiny mind" and not being able to comprehend things. You are the one that has let your entire life go to waste by eating your feelings and sitting at a computer 24/7. Maybe your "tiny mind" should have tried to comprehend a healthy lifestyle before you became this way?

Fuck you.

lol jasp

:popcorn:

Owned?

This thread should be HOF material in another page or two.

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He's a fucking Communist?! :rofl::lol::lol::lol:

it seems as though the bread lines are working

plenty of food 4 the people

and/or he is eating the other commies to get closer to the front of the line

the cool thing about this game is it got me playing the SP again, which I never finished, and it's a hell of a lot more fun than not shooting people in San Andreas because cops might get mad

glad i made hacks for this

otherwise this wouldnt be fun

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Fuck you.

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