That ass


CapnPyro
12-21-2007, 05:15 AM
I was referring to the vagina waggling out of reach, sir. I'm not entirely sure about your girl strawberry flavored ejaculate theory, however I'm open to experimenting. I'm a bit of a go'er.

Mangle-Me-Elmo
12-21-2007, 05:18 AM
did you have a good looking sister or cousin?

i had a hot cousin i was in love with

while sleeping over one time when i was like 14, i jerked off in her sleeping bag and was afraid that if she slept in it naked next time that she would get pregnant with a retarded baby with hammer toes and bad hair

SirBatesAlot
12-21-2007, 05:20 AM
Do you ejaculate spores?

Mangle-Me-Elmo
12-21-2007, 05:21 AM
my sex ed class was mostly about taking care of a paper doll

i still don't know exactly how this stuff works

CapnPyro
12-21-2007, 05:23 AM
woah that's weird dude. the hammer toe part, not the jerking off in the sleeping bag part.

i had this hot blonde cousin that looked like amy smart when i was a wee lad. i wish she had a sleeping bag. she ruined me on women, when i was a kid she was my perfect idea of a girl.. and one time i got to go shopping with her and pick out a sun dress with her. so i'll be fuct if my favorite type of girl isn't a skinny girl with big blonde hair, kinda tan and a sun dress. that looks vagely like amy smart. i got wood now.

Mangle-Me-Elmo
12-21-2007, 05:24 AM
she sounds like my cousin

maybe we're related

SirBatesAlot
12-21-2007, 05:24 AM
:( I didn't/don't have any hot cousins.

dj_dylon
12-21-2007, 05:25 AM
http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/969.jpg

http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/968.jpg


UUHHHH, MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!! or a name please..

CapnPyro
12-21-2007, 05:26 AM
yeah then around 17 she turned into a hippy. like a hippy that no longer wears hot cute sun dresses and tans and does makeup, she turned into one of those girls that enjoys having straw like hair, little makeup and things made of hemp. hemp sounds uncomfortable. if we were related though that'd be awesome. i'd totally let you borrow my sleeping bag

CapnPyro
12-21-2007, 05:27 AM
^^^^^ that's random priviliged just out of high school Slut #369,578, and #1,456,120.

Mangle-Me-Elmo
12-21-2007, 05:31 AM
it looks like her bag probably says juicy pussy

i'm going to go to bed

SirBatesAlot
12-21-2007, 05:39 AM
They're both probably total bitches.

SilverSoldat
12-21-2007, 05:44 AM
http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/986.jpg

I am going to marry this woman.

SirBatesAlot
12-21-2007, 05:52 AM
I already called her. When I say called her I mean like she's mine, shotgun, dibbs etc. Not that I actually called her, but just give me time.

Zombee
12-21-2007, 07:57 AM
I can't imagine anything more perfect than that right there. I'd propose to that girl on the spot, I don't care how cunty she is.

The bible behind her is brilliant also, I'd have to be screaming DROPPIN LOADS FOR THE LORD while finishing on her

That's a dictionary.

|V|
12-21-2007, 08:23 AM
http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/966.jpg

who's that?

Fool
12-21-2007, 08:33 AM
I am going to marry this woman.

Giorgia Palmas

[MG]IceTT
12-21-2007, 10:22 AM
http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/1002.jpg

is that a bible on her nightstand? :lol:

Khasnid
12-21-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/949.jpg



I swear i've heard of this girl before, timberly, kimberly... something like that, anyway incoming with porn in a few minutes

http://www.midgetsrus.net/TWLadies/989.jpg

and why is that so hot.

0mets0
12-21-2007, 04:35 PM
I swear i've heard of this girl before, timberly, kimberly... something like that, anyway incoming with porn in a few minutes

I have reason to believe this is aiden's smurf