what's the best way to injure myself to get strong pain meds?

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kazan
06-01-2007, 06:45 PM
i'm not really serious

cmon im not reggs here
Lets see if he can do the backstroke even faster!

FishStix
06-01-2007, 06:46 PM
:no:

Requiem
06-01-2007, 06:48 PM
go to mexico. thats pain enough

P Masta Flex
06-01-2007, 06:50 PM
i've never got muscle relaxants for sciatic pain. It's usually an anti inflamatory and "something" for the pain. The something has been Vicodin, Percoset, and Duragesic.

Then again, I actually had real pain.

most muscle relaxants are really just supped up NSAIDS. flexoryl and robaxin for example will relax the muscles usually responsible for causing the sciatic pain.

Durak
06-01-2007, 06:50 PM
nah its ok ive been working on my yoga and i can suck my own dick now

my roommate completely broke the upper half of his arm and he only got 7.5 vics. i think the only time they give u percs or higher is when you have some major surgery

Stigs
06-01-2007, 06:53 PM
get your tonsils out. i got a hefty supply of perc's from it.

but it is really miserable :((((

buize
06-01-2007, 06:56 PM
ill take a stroll through newark and walk out with a couple gunshot and stab wounds

Zear
06-01-2007, 06:56 PM
Dig the cartilage out from behind your kneecap and be allergic to codeine. That was what it took for my doc to offer oxycontin.

Gil
06-01-2007, 06:59 PM
vicodin and percocet don't do anything for me. :/

buize
06-01-2007, 07:00 PM
some good methods of torturing people in this thread

Fuzzy
06-01-2007, 07:14 PM
i had some friends take me to the E.R. awhile back saying I had trouble breathing and serious pain in my throat/tonsil area, they gave me liquid codeine

freakyjeekie
06-01-2007, 07:28 PM
I had morphine once and it didn't do **** for me. Demerol is really good, but I hear they aren't giving you that anymore. Most docs are cautious about giving meds out unless you **** yourself up bad. I pulled my hamstring the other day and all I got was naprosyn...which is glorified aleve. If you live close to canada you could buy codeine over the counter..that is all I could suggest to ya

Dennis
06-01-2007, 07:36 PM
I had morphine once and it didn't do **** for me. Demerol is really good, but I hear they aren't giving you that anymore. Most docs are cautious about giving meds out unless you **** yourself up bad. I pulled my hamstring the other day and all I got was naprosyn...which is glorified aleve. If you live close to canada you could buy codeine over the counter..that is all I could suggest to ya

Uh, you've never had morphine then.

freakyjeekie
06-01-2007, 07:38 PM
Uh, you've never had morphine then.

I did...I was in the hospital for two days last year. For some reason it didn't do anything for me. Don't know why either. My sis once had surgery and it shut her right up...lol.

[SES]BaNsHee
06-01-2007, 07:40 PM
Just happened close to here.

Man armed with knives shot to death by police at Maryville pharmacy (http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=6596958)

Hockeyplyr
06-01-2007, 07:41 PM
Its gotta be something painfull, did you try jumping infront of a bus?

Evil Light Bulb
06-01-2007, 07:43 PM
my roommate completely broke the upper half of his arm and he only got 7.5 vics. i think the only time they give u percs or higher is when you have some major surgery

:lol:

They gave me 8 vics when I got my wisdom teeth pulled, never got them though.

PsioniX
06-01-2007, 07:43 PM
just go to the ucsc health center.

I got 4 days worth of vicodin for dislocating a finger, which I just popped back into place.

I also got 15 valium for a muscle spasm. Didnt help it, so I got SOMA from my mom, which actually worked well.

also regular vicodin kinda sucks.....get the norco ****. 10mg hydro 325mg tylenol. Much better for your liver.

Kowboy
06-01-2007, 07:44 PM
Can't one buy things like this at any reputable street vendor in a major city?

Seraph
06-01-2007, 07:47 PM
Castration