FS: Discounted (New) Intel Core 2 CPUs

Is there anyone who would want to buy a brand new, never opened, retail QX6700 (Core 2 Extreme @ 2.66ghz) or X6800 (Core 2 Extreme @ 2.93ghz) for $800+shipping? Lowest I've found is $960+ for either chip.

The Story: I know a guy at Intel who can get me one of these chips cheap. If anyone does this, I'll be making money off of it, but you'll also be saving some. I can only do this once, and I have no desire to keep the chip, which is why I'm asking if there are any potential buyers.

To mods:

If this is in violation of anything, please feel free to lock or delete. I don't intend to break any rules, just trying to make a quick buck while helping out someone in TW.

If you know someone at Intel they get half off MSRP, but they can only buy a limited amount a year, I know someone out their in San Fran also ;o

I hope this person knows you are selling them and is ok with it, they can't continue to buy X6800's or 8700's most likely until next year now ;/

why dont you just get it and ebay it if you're trying to make a profit