this is what happens when retards use AIM

All the haters fuck off, this thread owns.

:signed:

Nybabygirl10096: i am very scared right now
XeruanK: y?
Nybabygirl10096: help me please
XeruanK: wats wrong
Nybabygirl10096: everybody keeps on iming me and i do not know them
XeruanK: r they bad ppl too?
Nybabygirl10096: i know one person
Nybabygirl10096: some
Nybabygirl10096: block them?
XeruanK: i hope they dont get mi name
XeruanK: i wuld if they dont stop
Nybabygirl10096: never mind they all signed off



XeruanK: i heard ppl online can find ur house
XeruanK: do u think its tru?
Nybabygirl10096: i hope not

omfg this thread is awesome

Reading some of that makes my head hurt. Ouch.

Funny as hell though.

(15:38:06) Lance0Vance: yo
(15:38:18) Nybabygirl10096: who are you?
(15:38:28) Lance0Vance: what?!! u dont remmber meE?
(15:38:57) Nybabygirl10096: i never met you
(15:39:11) Lance0Vance: WOW ok WOWWW i cant believe tis
(15:39:35) Lance0Vance: im nelson's friend remmbeR?? we met at slepeover
(15:39:53) Nybabygirl10096: clayton?
(15:40:21) Lance0Vance: WOW thank gd u remember
(15:40:23) Lance0Vance: i was gonna say
(15:40:25) Lance0Vance: how she forget
(15:40:44) Nybabygirl10096: really hey
(15:40:55) Nybabygirl10096: whats up
(15:40:59) Lance0Vance: not much
(15:41:01) Lance0Vance: what r u upto
(15:41:07) Nybabygirl10096: nothin
(15:41:32) Lance0Vance: hows neslon i never see him
(15:42:25) Nybabygirl10096: how did you get my screename?
(15:42:33) Nybabygirl10096: by nelson right
(15:42:51) Lance0Vance: yea ofcurse
(15:42:52) Nybabygirl10096: good we talked for 49 mins last night
(15:43:00) Lance0Vance: oh exactly 49?
(15:43:13) Nybabygirl10096: and 22 sec.
(15:43:19) Lance0Vance: cool
(15:43:24) Lance0Vance: what u talk bout
(15:43:33) Nybabygirl10096: ppl
(15:43:35) Nybabygirl10096: ?
(15:44:00) Lance0Vance: heh wait that isnt u in the buddy pic is it?!
(15:44:15) Nybabygirl10096: no it is mariah carey
(15:44:19) Nybabygirl10096: duh
(15:44:27) Lance0Vance: LOL SORRY she looks so much lik u ;p;p
(15:44:36) Nybabygirl10096: thanks i guess
(15:44:38) Nybabygirl10096: lol
(15:44:46) Nybabygirl10096: so.........
(15:45:27) Lance0Vance: so.. i havent seen u in a while
(15:45:51) Nybabygirl10096: i know
(15:46:05) Nybabygirl10096: i might sleep over there tonight

i dont really know where to go with this

i could really screw over "clayton"

you could pull the AIM trick where she kisses him the next time she sees him, either he flips out or likes it?

but this was in a professional environment, dunno how a little kid would work out

We need some kind of flow chart diagram illustrating the relations of the various people, stat.

(15:38:06) Lance0Vance: yo
(15:38:18) Nybabygirl10096: who are you?
(15:38:28) Lance0Vance: what?!! u dont remmber meE?
(15:38:57) Nybabygirl10096: i never met you
(15:39:11) Lance0Vance: WOW ok WOWWW i cant believe tis
(15:39:35) Lance0Vance: im nelson's friend remmbeR?? we met at slepeover
(15:39:53) Nybabygirl10096: clayton?
(15:40:21) Lance0Vance: WOW thank gd u remember
(15:40:23) Lance0Vance: i was gonna say
(15:40:25) Lance0Vance: how she forget
(15:40:44) Nybabygirl10096: really hey
(15:40:55) Nybabygirl10096: whats up
(15:40:59) Lance0Vance: not much
(15:41:01) Lance0Vance: what r u upto
(15:41:07) Nybabygirl10096: nothin
(15:41:32) Lance0Vance: hows neslon i never see him
(15:42:25) Nybabygirl10096: how did you get my screename?
(15:42:33) Nybabygirl10096: by nelson right
(15:42:51) Lance0Vance: yea ofcurse
(15:42:52) Nybabygirl10096: good we talked for 49 mins last night
(15:43:00) Lance0Vance: oh exactly 49?
(15:43:13) Nybabygirl10096: and 22 sec.
(15:43:19) Lance0Vance: cool
(15:43:24) Lance0Vance: what u talk bout
(15:43:33) Nybabygirl10096: ppl
(15:43:35) Nybabygirl10096: ?
(15:44:00) Lance0Vance: heh wait that isnt u in the buddy pic is it?!
(15:44:15) Nybabygirl10096: no it is mariah carey
(15:44:19) Nybabygirl10096: duh
(15:44:27) Lance0Vance: LOL SORRY she looks so much lik u ;p;p
(15:44:36) Nybabygirl10096: thanks i guess
(15:44:38) Nybabygirl10096: lol
(15:44:46) Nybabygirl10096: so.........
(15:45:27) Lance0Vance: so.. i havent seen u in a while
(15:45:51) Nybabygirl10096: i know
(15:46:05) Nybabygirl10096: i might sleep over there tonight

i dont really know where to go with this

i could really screw over "clayton"
aaaaaaahhahahahah dont you love when people walk right into this stuff? :sunny:

You could get clayton some action.

(15:48:51) Nybabygirl10096: do you like neolle
(15:48:54) Nybabygirl10096: hold on ok
(15:49:41) Nybabygirl10096: i am back
(15:49:49) Nybabygirl10096: you type slow
(15:49:52) Nybabygirl10096: lol
(15:50:15) Nybabygirl10096: hello
(15:50:17) Lance0Vance: lol sorry im watchin somethin on youtube
(15:50:32) Lance0Vance: i kinda like neolle.. but to ber honest i kinda likeu better ;p
(15:50:53) Nybabygirl10096: as a friend?
(15:51:02) Lance0Vance: i dont knoe
(15:51:12) Nybabygirl10096: are you watching shoes on youtube?
(15:51:25) Nybabygirl10096: i am way to old for you
(15:51:30) Nybabygirl10096: no ofence

sorry clayton, i tried buddy :(

Maybe you should let her know about how clayton lost his left nut to testicular cancer.

Maybe you should let her know about how clayton lost his left nut to testicular cancer.

I miss my left nut. It dide to cancer :( :( :(

Clayton is a WWII hero in BF1942.

(15:58:16) Lance0Vance: sorry i didnt mean it like that im sorry can we b friends
(15:58:33) Nybabygirl10096: yea
(15:58:42) Lance0Vance: k cool
(15:58:48) Lance0Vance: ive been having a hard time sorry
(15:59:17) Nybabygirl10096: what happed
(15:59:28) Lance0Vance: well u knew i had a dog rite?
(15:59:50) Nybabygirl10096: yea did it die
(15:59:55) Lance0Vance: yea my dog dide
(16:00:14) Nybabygirl10096: awwwww........
(16:00:35) Lance0Vance: yea so i been kinda sad
(16:00:46) Nybabygirl10096: aw......
(16:00:50) Lance0Vance: and my daddy u remember my dead beat daddy rite?
(16:01:08) Nybabygirl10096: what?
(16:01:19) Lance0Vance: my dead ebeat daddy keeps on hittin momma
(16:01:23) Lance0Vance: and i cry every nite :((
(16:01:28) Lance0Vance: i dont kno wut todo n e more
(16:02:04) Nybabygirl10096: GO TO MR DENANS HOUSE NOW!!!!!!
(16:02:09) Nybabygirl10096: OR CALL THERE
(16:02:17) Nybabygirl10096: OR DO YOU WNA TME TO?

(16:02:24) Nybabygirl10096: THAT AINT FUNNY
(16:02:42) Lance0Vance: no no its ok my daddy loves momma just a one time thing its ok
(16:02:44) Lance0Vance: dont call
(16:02:59) Nybabygirl10096: NO IT IS NOT
(16:03:16) Lance0Vance: it was one time its ok
(16:03:40) Nybabygirl10096: WHAT
(16:04:19) Lance0Vance: im clayton bigsby i hate jews naggers arabs chanks with they ching chang chau i cant understtaaand u
(16:04:58) Lance0Vance: u there?
(16:05:02) Nybabygirl10096: what?

Nybabygirl10096 (4:52:54 PM): how did you get mt screename?
stevelbdb (4:53:00 PM): I have a few questions.
stevelbdb (4:53:14 PM): Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Nybabygirl10096 (4:53:17 PM): y?
stevelbdb (4:54:00 PM): Answer please
stevelbdb (4:54:37 PM): Nah....but have you heard from nelson?
Nybabygirl10096 (4:54:42 PM): who are you?
stevelbdb (4:55:03 PM): im one of his ex's
stevelbdb (4:55:11 PM): his ex boyfriend
stevelbdb (4:55:15 PM): why?
Nybabygirl10096 (4:55:39 PM): nelson is nt gay
stevelbdb (4:55:52 PM): me, and nelson are going to have a sleep over
stevelbdb (4:55:55 PM): sure he is
stevelbdb (4:56:53 PM): Can you just tell me where nelson is?
Nybabygirl10096 (4:57:20 PM): no
stevelbdb (4:57:40 PM): What is wrong with you?
stevelbdb (4:57:44 PM): are you mental?
Nybabygirl10096 (4:57:44 PM): i dont know you
Nybabygirl10096 (4:57:53 PM): NO BUT YOU ARE
stevelbdb (4:58:16 PM): I know you are but what am i!?!?
stevelbdb (4:58:29 PM): I wanna talk to Nelson
Nybabygirl10096 (4:58:31 PM): no
stevelbdb (4:58:46 PM): is it that time of the month?

seems too fake to me :shrug:
more likely someone on TW

you are all bad people

rofl

NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO PM THEM

don't kill a good joke =/

(16:10:48) Lance0Vance: so like u really think like me and u couldnt work cuz like next year ill be a year older and a yaer more after that and soon ill be ur age ;)
(16:12:19) Nybabygirl10096: lol u so dum
(16:14:16) Lance0Vance: so ya u heard nelson dog die too?
(16:14:21) Lance0Vance: man sumthin goin on
(16:14:24) Lance0Vance: killin dogs L:(
(16:15:14) Nybabygirl10096: WHAT?
(16:15:21) Nybabygirl10096: :'(
(16:15:40) Nybabygirl10096: BUGLIS DIDED?
(16:16:08) Nybabygirl10096: :'(
(16:16:12) Nybabygirl10096: :'(
(16:16:17) Nybabygirl10096: :'(
(16:16:22) Nybabygirl10096: :'(
(16:16:31) Nybabygirl10096: WHAT?
(16:18:04) Lance0Vance: ya i think so
(16:18:20) Lance0Vance: thas what katie told my friend nd my friend tell me
(16:18:34) Nybabygirl10096: Y DO U THINK SO IT IS YES OR NO?
(16:18:44) Lance0Vance: i dun ask nelson
(16:18:47) Lance0Vance: ask him
(16:18:59) Nybabygirl10096: I DONT KNOW HIS MOMS #
(16:19:11) Lance0Vance: well IM that nigga
(16:19:29) Nybabygirl10096: CANT AND Y R U CURSING?
(16:19:42) Lance0Vance: i dont kno i kinda joined a gang
(16:19:45) Lance0Vance: the crips
(16:19:52) Lance0Vance: or like
(16:19:54) Lance0Vance: sincei myoung
(16:19:55) Nybabygirl10096: THAT AITN FUNNY
(16:19:56) Lance0Vance: the baby crips
(16:20:01) Lance0Vance: HWAT
(16:20:12) Nybabygirl10096: BEING IN A FREAKIHN GANG
(16:20:23) Lance0Vance: im a nigga tho a nigga gotta do what a nigga gotta do
(16:20:27) Lance0Vance: dont tell no one ok??
(16:20:57) Nybabygirl10096: IF YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG IN FRONT OF THEM AND THE-Y HAVE A WEPIN ON THEM U WILL DIE
(16:21:07) Nybabygirl10096: NO I AM TELLING SOMEONE
(16:21:14) Nybabygirl10096: THAT AINT FUNNY

(16:20:23) Lance0Vance: im a nigga tho a nigga gotta do what a nigga gotta do
(16:20:27) Lance0Vance: dont tell no one ok??


OMG :rofl: and ya if everyone keeps paging, its gonna fuck everything up, let the real comiedians do their job.