[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

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LGBR
10-12-2006, 06:37 AM
I call him HOT DAVE

coombz
10-12-2006, 06:39 AM
g's up ho's down

i can't actually offer any REAL advice for this situation so i'm just gonna talk complete gibberish

Reno
10-12-2006, 06:45 AM
wow

I just broke up with the gf. Have a date tonight. I hope I don't knock her up. (seriously)

Good luck with a shitty situation bro.

LGBR
10-12-2006, 06:47 AM
Thanks Reno and coombz :heart:

Fling
10-12-2006, 06:50 AM
It's called responsibility, nigger.

what about the responsiblity to society?
Fling :D

MiikeB
10-12-2006, 07:08 AM
1st

[MoM] Gort
10-12-2006, 07:37 AM
LGBR, while you're a dope for not condomizing, I respect the maturity both you and the girl involved have shown in handling the situation. This is why abortion should be legal.

Now learn from this situation and "suit up" next time you bang a chick in El Mar's bedroom.

JustinCase
10-12-2006, 07:40 AM
:shock:

Infinite
10-12-2006, 07:58 AM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IT"S YOURS SON

PROMIISSSCCUUSS GIRL

AkumA
10-12-2006, 08:00 AM
There is no fucking way LGBR had sex with that girl.... no fucking way.....

He has confidence. All you need.

Kelven
10-12-2006, 08:20 AM
akuma would you fuck him?

Infinite
10-12-2006, 08:24 AM
seriously how do you know it's yours

Icey
10-12-2006, 08:26 AM
I hope you're post-birth aborted.

Whistler
10-12-2006, 08:30 AM
seriously how do you know it's yours

yeah, odds are she's done that before, sex and so on

plus, doesnt this have some sort of effect on the mommy? that is, some hormonal/emotional attachment to the child, which will probably leave her messed up?

El Mariachi
10-12-2006, 09:03 AM
a few things about the abortion:
you have to do two visits. the first is the whole "are you sure?" conversation and check-up.
Make sure she brings all the ID she needs or whatever.
When you make the first appointment, ask if its a day when they perform the abortions. If your girl seems sensitive, try to schedule the first meeting when they do not perform.

The protesters know what days the clinic performs the abortion, and is usually when they camp out. Some may call you a baby-killer, others will plead with you to think of god and/or the child. Depending on the clinic, on days of the abortion, there will probably be pro-choice volunteers escorting you from the parking lot into the building.

the vast majority of the protesters are middle-aged white males.

after the procedure, she may feel a bit sick and or tired, so its best if you're able to drive her home and keep her somewhat comfortable.

dooster
10-12-2006, 09:06 AM
out of curiousity... how much does an abortion usually cost?

El Mariachi
10-12-2006, 09:07 AM
Depends, around 300-600

Krytoss
10-12-2006, 09:18 AM
sweet balls of fire

this is the story i needed to get my brain going again after an allnighter

Ztir
10-12-2006, 09:33 AM
this must be pretty harsh for the both of you, hope everything turns out alright lgbr

31073
10-12-2006, 09:50 AM
kids today.