[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

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Kiint
10-31-2006, 09:37 PM
:shrug:

I guess my wife would probably be pleased that I cant find one.

That doesnt mean I am not jealous of course ... I mean I really really want to catch an STI just like you. Just so I can be like you ... my idol.

:nuts:

Wiglaf
10-31-2006, 09:38 PM
omg dude. just when I thought the thread was gonna run out of gas you get an STD. :rofl:
twist is hardly the adjective, this is a fucking corkscrew

CxD
10-31-2006, 09:46 PM
duuuuuuuuuuude how'd I miss this thread

darryl
10-31-2006, 09:46 PM
Have fun when the doctor sticks that cotton swab way up your dick hole

SeVeReD
10-31-2006, 10:00 PM
Alright alright ... now i finally have to comment:

wow... I mean... Wow

Animo
10-31-2006, 10:36 PM
looks like you should be a spokesperson for condoms, you got the double whammy

Yogi
10-31-2006, 10:52 PM
this thread is quickly becoming hof material

Yes it is

Zengei
10-31-2006, 10:53 PM
Yes it is
Oh snap, time to get in on the awesome action before it enters the Awesome Archives.

LGBR
10-31-2006, 11:22 PM
I'm not gonna have to get the cotton swab up my dickhole :lol:

at most I'll get a blood test and some strong antibiotics.




I can't wait to see where this goes next!

Daluva
10-31-2006, 11:27 PM
I'm not gonna have to get the cotton swab up my dickhole :lol:

at most I'll get a blood test and some strong antibiotics.




I can't wait to see where this goes next!


AIDS

Zlex
10-31-2006, 11:28 PM
I'm not gonna have to get the cotton swab up my dickhole :lol:

at most I'll get a blood test and some strong antibiotics.




I can't wait to see where this goes next!

Forget the doctor, just sandpaper that shit right out.

Zlex
10-31-2006, 11:33 PM
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5884/foroverfv8.jpg

Preserved forever.

claudius
10-31-2006, 11:36 PM
Haha.

Sucker.

Goshin
10-31-2006, 11:43 PM
They dont do the cottonswab in the penis anymore. It hurts :(

Now you just pee in a cup and they do testing from it.

LGBR
11-01-2006, 12:15 AM
yeah i figured itd be a piss-in-the-cup deal

the only other option i could think of is a blood test, but i knew they didnt do the cotton swab dickhole move anymore.

i suppose thats one thing to be thankful for

Durak
11-01-2006, 12:17 AM
durak and plague are just jealous they cant find chlamydia-infested whores skanky enough to sleep with them

teehee

(ps, i dont give a fuck if you think it's tasteless or not, im going to make jokes about this for a long time)

the fact that you think it's a joke speaks volumes about your maturity and character (well actually the severe lack of both)

have fun being slightly more respectable than white trash

Vanguard
11-01-2006, 12:17 AM
WTF is going on now? what page do I need to go to to get the new details?

LGBR
11-01-2006, 12:19 AM
the fact that you think it's a joke speaks volumes about your maturity and character (well actually the severe lack of both)

have fun being slightly more respectable than white trash

glad to see your 5-on-the-ap-test cornell education is really pulling for you

considering you read that i was calling this a joke when i was actually saying i was going to make jokes about it (it being a sitation, not a joke)

but continue pretending to be smart

ps: you didn't deny not being able to have sex lol owned

28K Modem
11-01-2006, 12:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/MetallicaJLK/320320.jpg

LGBR
11-01-2006, 12:27 AM
28k modem makes me happy in ways that most men shouldn't, but do, make me happy