[EPIC][STICKY PLZ] The Twist of the Century

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Edofnor
10-31-2006, 04:01 PM
Good times.

old_skul
10-31-2006, 04:03 PM
Good lord, liggburr, first you're knocking chicks up and then getting abortions, now you're lit up with the clap?

Fuck. WEAR A FUCKING BAGGIE.

olaf
10-31-2006, 04:03 PM
Get a backbone you piece of shit. Keep this to yourselffffffffffffffffff f.

Patton
10-31-2006, 04:04 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

lecatPuke
10-31-2006, 04:06 PM
sigh

update

shes no longer pregnant

and i have chlamydia

I assume the lack of pregnancy is the result of a medicinal abortion?

Oh, and you've probably had the clap since UVA8, not that you'd remember or anything. ;)

Yogi
10-31-2006, 04:08 PM
Holy shit. Wear a fucking rubber.

Automatic Jack
10-31-2006, 04:10 PM
sigh

update

shes no longer pregnant

and i have chlamydia

An instant classic.

Patton
10-31-2006, 04:12 PM
this thread is quickly becoming hof material

darryl
10-31-2006, 04:14 PM
:lol:

you a "master" of the last second pull-out too?

Zengei
10-31-2006, 05:22 PM
sigh

update

shes no longer pregnant

and i have chlamydia
I was never prepped as to what to say in situations like this. Congratulations? Gesundheit? Happy Kwanzaa? I just don't know! :(

Fling
10-31-2006, 05:59 PM
:rofl:
Fling :D

Calder
10-31-2006, 06:01 PM
lolchlamydia

PixieDee
10-31-2006, 06:10 PM
First hit on Google:

http://www.cdc.gov/std/Chlamydia/chlam2.jpg

http://www.cdc.gov/std/Chlamydia/STDFact-Chlamydia.htm

If untreated, chlamydial infections can progress to serious reproductive and other health problems with both short-term and long-term consequences.


Hmmmmm....

LGBR
10-31-2006, 07:54 PM
yeah as of now ive got absolutely no symptoms but today she just drops it on me all nonchalant like its no biggie

"well it worked, im not pregnant anymore. oh by the way, you gave me chlamydia but they treated it, so you should go get tested. see ya!"

let this be a lesson to those like me who didnt learn it

going to the doc tomorrow :\

Hit
10-31-2006, 07:56 PM
yeah as of now ive got absolutely no symptoms but today she just drops it on me all nonchalant like its no biggie

"well it worked, im not pregnant anymore. oh by the way, you gave me chlamydia but they treated it, so you should go get tested. see ya!"

let this be a lesson to those like me who didnt learn it

going to the doc tomorrow :\

congradulations on rawdogging a whore and avoiding the possiblity of being a baby dady.

too bad your penis is going to turn green and start dripping like a leaky faucet though... good luck in the future!

LGBR
10-31-2006, 07:58 PM
teehee

nah, ill be alright. i just gotta get the shit outta me within a month

Kiint
10-31-2006, 08:07 PM
Honestly ... it couldnt have happened to a better person.

Durak
10-31-2006, 08:11 PM
HahahahahAHAHahahAA

LGBR
10-31-2006, 08:16 PM
durak and plague are just jealous they cant find chlamydia-infested whores skanky enough to sleep with them

teehee

(ps, i dont give a fuck if you think it's tasteless or not, im going to make jokes about this for a long time)

BodyShoT
10-31-2006, 08:37 PM
If you and Patton were both set for Billy Idol you could always brown the hair and grow a scruff beard with mirror glasses and use the same outfit to become George Michael.