I swear, AP

Stage #456809190: Holdem Normal $0.25/$0.50 - 2006-09-26 23:00:59 (ET)
Table: SHANE WAY (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - JESSIE0369 ($8.80 in chips)
Seat 3 - CANADIANNUTS ($2.95 in chips)
Seat 4 - AZPOKERGIRLZ ($6.55 in chips)
Seat 7 - UNDERDOG99 ($24.91 in chips)
Seat 9 - BADMAUI ($60.45 in chips)
Seat 1 - MOE73 ($25.05 in chips)
CANADIANNUTS - Posts small blind $0.10
AZPOKERGIRLZ - Posts big blind $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to CANADIANNUTS [As Ah]
UNDERDOG99 - Calls $0.25
BADMAUI - Raises $0.50 to $0.50
MOE73 - Folds
JESSIE0369 - Raises $0.75 to $0.75
CANADIANNUTS - Raises $0.90 to $1
AZPOKERGIRLZ - Folds
UNDERDOG99 - Folds
BADMAUI - Calls $0.50
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qs 2s]
CANADIANNUTS - Bets $0.25
BADMAUI - Raises $0.50 to $0.50
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.50
CANADIANNUTS - Raises $0.50 to $0.75
BADMAUI - Calls $0.25
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.25
*** TURN *** [Ks Qs 2s] [Qc]
CANADIANNUTS - Bets $0.50
BADMAUI - Calls $0.50
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.50
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qs 2s Qc] [2h]
CANADIANNUTS - Bets $0.50
BADMAUI - Calls $0.50
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CANADIANNUTS - Shows [As Ah] (Two Pair, aces and queens)
BADMAUI - Shows [Qh 4h] (Full house, queens full of twos)
JESSIE0369 - Mucks
BADMAUI Collects $8.35 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($8.75) | Rake ($0.40)
Board [Ks Qs 2s Qc 2h]
Seat 1: MOE73 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: JESSIE0369 (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [10d Jd]
Seat 3: CANADIANNUTS (small blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and queens [As Ah - P:As,P:Ah,B:Qs,B:Qc,B:Ks]
Seat 4: AZPOKERGIRLZ (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: UNDERDOG99 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: BADMAUI won Total ($8.35) HI:($8.35) with Full house, queens full of twos [Qh 4h - B:Qs,P:Qh,B:Qc,B:2s,B:2h]

and then just to fuck me over, cause hey why the fuck not fuck me over
so 3 minutes later, wtf,

Stage #456813510: Holdem Normal $0.25/$0.50 - 2006-09-26 23:06:23 (ET)
Table: SHANE WAY (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - MOE73 ($22.30 in chips)
Seat 2 - JESSIE0369 ($6.95 in chips)
Seat 3 - CANADIANNUTS ($5 in chips)
Seat 4 - AZPOKERGIRLZ ($7.20 in chips)
Seat 7 - UNDERDOG99 ($23.91 in chips)
Seat 9 - BADMAUI ($67.45 in chips)
JESSIE0369 - Posts small blind $0.10
CANADIANNUTS - Posts big blind $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to CANADIANNUTS [As Ad]
AZPOKERGIRLZ - Folds
UNDERDOG99 - Calls $0.25
BADMAUI - Calls $0.25
MOE73 - Calls $0.25
JESSIE0369 - Raises $0.40 to $0.50
CANADIANNUTS - Raises $0.50 to $0.75
UNDERDOG99 - Folds
BADMAUI - Calls $0.50
MOE73 - Calls $0.50
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9s 4d]
JESSIE0369 - Checks
CANADIANNUTS - Bets $0.25
BADMAUI - Calls $0.25
MOE73 - Calls $0.25
JESSIE0369 - Calls $0.25
*** TURN *** [Jd 9s 4d] [6d]
JESSIE0369 - Checks
CANADIANNUTS - Bets $0.50
BADMAUI - Raises $1 to $1
MOE73 - Folds
JESSIE0369 - Folds
CANADIANNUTS - Raises $1 to $1.50
BADMAUI - Raises $1 to $2
CANADIANNUTS - Calls $0.50
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9s 4d 6d] [Jh]
CANADIANNUTS - Bets $0.50
BADMAUI - Raises $1 to $1
CANADIANNUTS - Raises $1 to $1.50
BADMAUI - Raises $1 to $2
CANADIANNUTS - All-In $0.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BADMAUI - Shows [9d Qd] (Flush, queen high)
CANADIANNUTS - Mucks
BADMAUI Collects $11.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($12.25) | Rake ($0.60)
Board [Jd 9s 4d 6d Jh]
Seat 1: MOE73 (dealer) Folded on the TURN
Seat 2: JESSIE0369 (small blind) Folded on the TURN
Seat 3: CANADIANNUTS (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [As Ad]
Seat 4: AZPOKERGIRLZ Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: UNDERDOG99 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: BADMAUI won Total ($11.65) HI:($11.65) with Flush, queen high [9d Qd - P:Qd,B:Jd,P:9d,B:6d,B:4d]

I just wanted to take my laptop and throw it across the room.
I cant even imagine the odds of getting AA within 3 minutes and losing to the same player both times.
anayways, excuse my indulgence in some self hate/pity.

so you lost around ten dollars total between those two hands

devastating.

:rofl:

Don't 3-bet the turn in hand 2, just call down.

Be glad you didn't lose more in hand 1

I DONT CARE about the 10 bucks, cripes, thats like 1 night with your mom.

:)

more amazed I couldnt catch the flush, and that I got AA twice in 3 minutes

yeah i don't like when that many bets go in with 1 pair on a flushed board

omfg, that first hand made me so fucking mad, I mean come the fuck on, two reaises preflop, but I guess it only cost him .50 cents to hang on, now that I read it again, what a moron he was, he had me by the nuts.